Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know what you mean by that gif and I don't know where it's from.

I don't know what that is either.

Alright now I have a NEXT NEXT next question that wasn't even prompted by what you just said but something else I just thought of.... do you waddle over to a THIRD thing to DRY your ass? Or do you just put your pants back on with your ass still being wet?

These stories aside, I'm not trying to tell you you should dislike the guy. You can still disapprove of the behavior but not the person who did the behavior. You're excusing the behavior as he did nothing wrong. THAT'S the issue that I'm having. Other people's opinions your reading / hearing might be telling you to hate the guy, but that's not what I'M saying. I'm saying don't excuse the behavior. Like the man all you want though.

Alright... now my NEXT next question is, when you have a bidet you take a shit, waddle with your pants still around your ankles over to a second porcelain fixture to wash off your ass?

I don't know what that is.

If I didn't make a real effort to get back into guitar playing in 2016 after about a decade of like never playing, the only difference this whole pandemic would've made on me is being able to have a better role in my workplace than I would otherwise have had.

I think a better analogy than Meg would be Sheriff. Another option is to bring back Gaga, but permanently. (I don't know if I'm spelling that right)

It's not just your experience, it's plain ol' fact.

Alright, so I guess my next question is what's the difference between a bidet and a faucet?

No. I guess not as bad as that, but still had me sighing in exasperation, me trying to show my dad something on my laptop and he tries to work it like it's his fucking iPad. Dad, stop swiping the screen. "I'm trying to scroll" This is a laptop, not an iPad. "Then how do you scroll???" You know your old laptop that's slower than molasses that you refuse to upgrade for whatever reason despite you sometimes using? It works just like that. "But that's 10 years old! You got this a couple years ago!" Yeah, so? A laptop is still a laptop. Not all laptops are 2-in-1. I'm not even sure if Apple makes 2-in-1's. "What's 2-in-1?" *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

The only thing I can do to help is tag @Rogue_Alphonse.

This is literally Robot Chicken and JFK. "There is nothing to fear, but fear itself." "And spiders." "Yes, and spiders."

Yesterday morning when I was reading through this I contemplated being a jerk and going "QUICK, SOMEONE TAG BUDDY" or better yet, just tagging you myself.... all three of your names.... with nothing in the post but the tags.... to force you to read the thread to figure out what the hell it was that I wanted.

Dude, this is so completely stupid. If I, or literally anyone in this entire country who is not either rich or famous, said to any women IN THE WORK PLACE, something along the lines of "wanna see me pull my dick out and jack off?" they'd be canned on the spot. Tons of people are in unhappy relationships, but tons of people don't ask women they're not involved with if they wanna see them pull their dick out and jack off. Your explanation is literally "it's easier to be a creeper than to break off an unhealthy relationship, so why fault him?" This is not how most people's lives work. They may stew unhappily, they may cheat (with a partner they didn't have to sexually harass to sleep with), they may put up a dating profile online, they may break off the relationship, they may give their partner an ultimatum, they may resort to porn..... There are so many healthier options (not necessarily healthy, but definitely healthiER) that normal people actually do in this kind of situation than what Louis did. If you feel like your wife is treating you like shit and making you feel like shit, don't take it out on other women who have no involvement. And don't use "he's an awkward dude" to defend this. You think I'm not completely awkward? I'm probably more awkward than he is. He's willing to spill his life story to anonymous crowds for a living. You are completely bending over backwards defending horrible behavior for the lone reason you are a fan of his work. I'm not saying you should stop being a fan of his, but what he did was wrong and he earned his consequences.

I was about to say, isn't that the one creepy crawly that freaks him out? (like the only ones that don't freak me out are ants, flies, and pillbugs... that's about it)

I was all set to give this post a 'like', and then I read this. 😜

That's very interesting.... the reason I tried contacts in the first place, was because (back around the year 1997) my eye doctor told me wearing hard contact lenses could help reshape my eye and correct my vision to where I hopefully wouldn't need any type of lenses anymore. From what I've read on the Internet this was actually a real theory at one point but has since been debunked.

Oh really, is that what you like about it.

I generally frown upon it but I can get behind Stayin' Alive.

And here I thought all Flint was known for was poison water.

I thought a bidet was a toilet with the water cleaning built in, not JUST the water cleaning feature attached to a normal toilet. Am I wrong?

I give no fucks about the temperature of the air, it's the water I don't want to be cold. Then again I've lived my entire life in a state where "cold" means like 45 degrees.

What in god's name is "doing a ghost poll"?

I'm sorry, but as a 37 year old virgin who's never masturbated in front of anyone or ever groped anyone I can't help but laugh and roll my eyes at the "well what do you expect, his wife wouldn't touch him!" excuse for defending sexual harassment / assault. If you're getting blue balls just jack off alone in your bedroom like anybody with goddamn sense and empathy. Womankind doesn't owe you any orgasm, regardless of how long it's been.