Doom Metal Alchemist

Is he still relevant? Who's the hunk du jour these days? Apparently Brad Pitt's so far gone as to be hot garbage now. 😂

Once covid dies down and/or I move out of my parents' house I'm gonna get on that bumble app, lol.

That sounds more like a dragon named Garfield.

You're missing the point.... I want a dragon whose name is Bruce regardless of body shape. Not a fat dragon to just randomly call Bruce when its name is unknown.

I feel lied to.

I have no fucking idea who or what that is, but I'll take your word for it that its name is Bruce.

And so Jesus jumped in to the well, and landed on top of the water and just stood there. "Uh, hey, can I get some help outta here? I don't want to ascend to heaven just to get out of the damn well."

When you were buying it, did you ask him, "do you come with the bed too? 😘"

I don't know about women.... but us guys? We literally just didn't know anyones' birthdays except maybe for immediate family. "Hey, guess what? It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthday then." That's how it went. The irl equivalent of making your own birthday thread wasn't sad because in those days no one would know anyone else's birthday anyway.

Was it a leap year at least?

Not gonna lie, I was picturing an actual DRAGON dragon, not a dude with Dragon for a nickname.

I have no idea why facebook suggested this to me, but I immediately thought of @PhilosipherStoned.

Bruce the dragon? Who is that?

Damn man, I've only seen now ancient pics of you pretty much bald. Welcome to the long hair club!

DO NOT DO THIS if you might want to have coding be a part of your career. You're cheating no one but yourself. I know from experience. Better to learn while failing and potentially retake the class until you pass than passing without learning what you're supposed to be learning. You're not in college because everyone around you says you need to be, you're in college because you want to be. Don't waste it.

Man, I would've been friggin Gene Simmons. Somewhere, in some alternate universe....

When I saw this in adulthood many years later, it was very very apparent it was a horrible movie, however I still enjoyed it anyway.

?????????????????? Is there really a cause and effect relationship here, or is that scene occurring and you puking just two separate things that happened at the same time?

It's good.

Happy birthday guys! 🎂 🎂

I was right in that in happened (although the Giants won 103 games, not 102), but you were right in that it was not the 1995 season. From 1969 to 1993 the Braves were in the western division for some reason. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Braves

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm saying this as I'm assuming that was the season when the Giants won 102 games in the regular season but still didn't even make it into the playoffs because they Braves won 104, and for some ungodly reason a team from California and a team from Georgia were in the same division as each other.

Fixed.

Jesus fuck.

How the mighty have fallen.