Doom Metal Alchemist

Can you poop when your cat and / or dog is watching you?

True story, this meme (without the picture) literally caused my former band to collapse.

You mean the classes I took? Basically beginning classes in the following topics: Networking, programming, web design, database management.... My school had Information Systems as part of Business Administration, which was apparently common practice in the past but not so much anymore... So I also had business classes like accounting, economics, management, marketing... If your question meant something else, I don't know what it meant.

I wish you used a He-Man gif.

It's a good show.

Yes.

Why does that say 'beam'?

The Loli Boys (sorry).

Oh I thought you were starting to question your decision to move into this field.

Done, and done.

*answers for him* Any.

Now THAT'S the kinda ass I'd eat. Do these thick peach-assed latinas also have tits that are literal melons?

There's some overt references like Rocky's Bisou and AB/CD shirts and that one part where he (incorrectly) distinguishes between various extreme metal vocal styles... But I think these ones are a little bit more subtle... The title of this collection, "The Small Hours".... The Small Hours is the title of a song by NWOBHM band Holocaust, which Metallica covered in the 80s. Rock and Roll Orthodontist.... There's no way in hell that's NOT a reference to Black Sabbath's Rock and Roll Doctor. EDIT: I mean the title and lyrics are referencing Sabbath... The music and vocals are obviously referencing Elvis. On a tangentially related note.... It drives me crazy how in that clip they said Mr. Small's This Boy is Not My Son song is a "haunting ballad." There is nothing ballad about this song. Not in the 80s power ballad sense, and not in the medieval troubadour (?) sense. Maybe new wave or synth pop or something.

So if you die of "natural causes".... does that mean they have to kill God?

I think I fixed that for you.

I remember on ASMB there were I guess retroactively would be incels who didn't like "3D girls" because they were stuck up and wouldn't date them, so they liked hentai instead because the hentai doesn't turn them down. I'm like, uh, live action porn wouldn't "turn you down" in literally the same exact matter...

'member when we had to deal with that shit like every other refresh?

Facebook is how I keep up to date on bands I enjoy.... Not sure why I have any "friends" on it besides musicians though. I don't do instagram. I was under the impression that instagram was just models with photoshopped asses and tits. Also I'm active today because I haven't logged in for a few days, while usually I log in every day.

I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning and one of them said something like, "I like the Venus de Milo because she can't slap away my hands."

The Penis de Milo: A gay porno about a dude named Milo who has the most beautiful penis in the world. The Venus de Penis: A t-girl porno about the most beautiful woman in the world, who just happens to have a penis.

If your meme ends with either of the following sentences: 1. "Let THAT sink in." 2. "But we're not ready to have THAT conversation yet." I immediately roll my eyes, no matter how much I may have agreed with the meme and thinking "YOU FUCKING TELL 'EM!" prior to that sentence.

They actually pause the NHL season so they can play in the olympics?

Tennis Court Justice For George Floyd. (yeah I said George Floyd because one black dude. Sue me)

Why you wearing your mask in the car? You got passengers?

Yup. Does being skinny make it easier? Like you have less weight to pull up? But if that's true, wouldn't that be relatively canceled out with weakass arms with hardly any muscle?