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Plans on renlisting in G.I. Joe.

Loves chocolate covered corn on the cob.

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

ok

I hate it already.

Keeps a model train set in the trunk of his car.

Well anyway Shake Shack is yummy.

Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom

Can just one single day pass without some form of mostly avoidable bullshit? Is that really too fucking much to ask?

Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days.

Eats cereal on a paper plate.

counts each kernal on a cob, notates it, and then consumes the cob with a nice pat of butter and dash of pink salt.

Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee.

Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.

Well, I already told you.

at :30 (2nd commercial)

Hot sausages, eggs, grits, biscuits and Sunny D

While I applaud your spelling and grammar in the above post, my response must be somewhere between "well, duh" and "you're just figuring this out?"

Wow, not a single typo. Looks like the world really is ending. 😱😱😱😱😱

caused the great 'cat in the hat' incident at the macy's day parade, some time ago.

Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.

cried when he learned about the demise of the california raisins.

His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

claims to have learned sign language from an andrew dice clay 2 hour comedy special.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best.

Not a real commercial but still funny as shit (spoilered for NSFW).

Couldn't find the direct quote, and I'm not wasting more time, so this will suffice.

ghostrek you should force all your fingers into Scoob’s big butthole so he can sing the cokehead song near the end of Goodfellas that goes awoawowowohohuhuuhh!

The Navy is actually capable of sailing through the Calm Belt using ships whose hulls were plated in Sea Prism Stone, which (usually) prevents the Sea Kings that live there from noticing them. When Koby meets up with the Straw Hats in Water 7, he reveals that this is how he got into the Grand Line on Garp's ship, though the Navy keeps this ability under wraps for the strategic advantage it provides them. There are a few other people who have been shown crossing through the Calm Belts too: the island of Amazon Lily is located within one of them, but Boa Hancock and the Kuja tribe are able to move through it freely, probably because their ship is pulled by those two giant sea serpents. And Rayleigh was able to swim freely to Amazon Lily because he has balls the size of planets. Given that, there doesn't seem to be any reason why someone couldn't just sail straight to Laugh Tale from the outside if it was simply a matter of geography. The fact that no one has up to this point strongly suggests that there's something else at work, but we don't know what that is yet. ...well, maybe I already know what it is and you don't. Or maybe I'm in the dark too. Suspense!

Plus, I guess it's kinda difficult for a pirate ship to sail in a direction the winds don't blow you!

On the bright side, JYB is absolutely killing it as usual. Hard to believe there was a time where we were all ragging on him for voicing Renton.