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Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

Likes to sneak into movies early and hide Whoopee Cushions under all the seats.

Accidentally stepped on his foot and he went RAAHHHH and shoulder bashed me into a pile of leaves.

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs.

And for my homey down under the Boardwalk…

I looked at some a long time ago. Came across a few attractive women in my age bracket on lavalife, but I had to sign off (after making note of the id for one of them who wanted a "nice stable relationship"). When I had the chance to go back, I apparently got into an "alternative" part of the site without realizing it. I searched for the id & the same woman was looking for a married couple to fuck. I checked & it was the same pic & id, then saw I had stumbled into the wrong section. I decided online dating wasn't for me.

Even for him this shit is crass. But I shouldn’t expect much from someone who inserted his own 4 minute long commentary on one fucking line of Packie saying “I miss bowling and darts”

That's not all bro....