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If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

The Origin of Mr. Hoonie

It was CS's nickname for Ghostrek's neck and I just took it and ran with in the Mythbuster's thread.

Convinced Ghostrek to sign up for skydiving lessons. What he didn't tell him is that the skydiving school is located directly next door to Classic Swim's alligator farm.

Apparently this is the origin of the term "Hoonie": Or at least that's as far back as a quick search goes. In between that and Ghostrek's neck there were other references to "Hoonie" or "Hoonies" but MR. Hoonie indeed started out as Ghostrek's neck.

Mr. Hoonie was introduced to UE by our own [classic swim], primarily in the mythbusters thread. He mentioned this mysterious man so often that others of us in that thread just had to join in on the joke. Where [classic swim] got this character, I haven't the foggiest, and I suspect that no one but him does either.

I don't know who/what the Mr Hoonie bit is about so I just assume it's boomer humor.....

Using my phone to cast a movie straight to my TV. What even is this sorcery? Don't mind me. Just having a little boomer moment 20 to 40 years too early.

Flies into a blind rage whenever a Betty Boop cartoon comes on.

The Bubble Wrap Clan did something to her in a former life. She does not want it near her toys.

Too much trolling these days is just so lazy and uninspired. All they do is regurgitate the same few insults over and over. That, in itself, is insulting to me.

Prostate issue.

I need silence when taking care of business.

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn. I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you. Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back. That's how much I care.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop.

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter? All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling. Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

He did this all himself.

3 baked potatoes

Bro, wait until i tell you about ps5 remote play 😆

Grilled chick Sammy

I usually have either Friday or a precious Saturday off but this week I have Thursday off because my back-up has a doctors appointment tomorrow. My system is already telling me 'only one more day left of this week!' when it's really two more working days left.

If you walk up on a man putting groceries in his car and ask for his cart when it’s still full of paid belongings I’m just saying you’re bout to get your fucking shit rocked.

Betty Boop cartoons are not that good.

I can't stand bathroom grunters in a public bathroom. Old ladies tend to do this alot when they have to pee. It creeps me out.

I just don't want to be on the phone today, I know that I have some important business I have to take care of but hey email was an option so I'll go with that instead.

But he was already cumming when he had it.....

He had it coming

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

I would have opened the poop gates loudly. Granted, I wouldn't be able to leave until the end of the business day, lest I be found out... but worth it.

She was given a catnip infused fish toy The toy was utterly decimated, and then she did sprints outside for about ten mins before deciding she was "The Bat"

Ok, pic managed. Yes that is a drawing of a kitten to looks really like Sakura lifting Thor's hammer. I got it in 2019.

^that pesky rule #34

I just want you to know....I ignored this thing for days. Then I decided not to be petty because you still deserved the react. After I did that, I thought my mind would be free...but its not I must speak on how much I hate this thing...idek why...it just pisses me off. Stop...stop doing that you damn fruit roll-up

I can't believe Mitch Hedburg was only 37 when he died, Jesus Christ.

Quite the contrary, this is a beacon of hope. It looks like this is more of a Space Dandy situation, where AS isn’t paying to work on it, but rather paying to secure the premier. Which would mean this won’t have Demarco’s usual kiss of death on it, and they won’t maintain the rights forever so it’s reruns don’t get beaten to death.