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yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

I need silence when taking care of business.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

Always answers the phone like this

-nt

Prostate issue.

Cooking some chicken thighs in the air fryer with som mashed potatoes and peas and carrots.

If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn. I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you. Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back. That's how much I care.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop.

He had it coming

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter? All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling. Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

I would have opened the poop gates loudly. Granted, I wouldn't be able to leave until the end of the business day, lest I be found out... but worth it.

*Soylent

You mfer....I was about to use splatter but make this same post...you have made a dangerous foe this day, my friend 🤬.

But he was already cumming when he had it.....

OH NO! Poor Mr. Hoonie!

The latter and what a disaster it was considered.

Taco Tuesday

I kind of want to watch a movie, but then what do I do with the rest of my night once it’s over? Slow day is slow and stupid…

Can of beef stew. I’ll pretty much definitely be hungry again later, but I’ll deal with that later.

Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent.

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Planted the dreams about anal probing in ghostrek’s head.

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

This rain is making it almost impossible to get motivated at all.

for you know who. *blush*

This day is so fake news. Everyone knows that the real holiday is tomorrow: 1/2 off chocolate day. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Me vs. an entire trailer park at the CVS candy aisle.

........ I hate my inability to gauge tone here. Not sure if you're joking, legit think I'm mad, or patronizing me.... And for that