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Legally changed her name to... I. M. Stupendous

Went to the salon today. Nervous af.

Is buying Mr. Hoonie some extra sour gummy worms for Valentine’s Day next month.

Got Mr. Hoonie an urban sombrero for Christmas.

Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Works as an adult film actor using the stage name... M.I. Smooth.

Legally changed his name to Seymour Coochie.

Legally changed his name to... Dick Hurtz.

speaking of oatmeal. our friend here, counts out exactly 46878 oats for a bowl of porridge.

oatmeal and toast.

I deserve this.

Now, I’m very liquor’d up... and without any snacks. So I’m gonna conduct a experiment and not buy the shit I need right now... wait until the following day to buy the chicken they so very forbid at certain hours. I’ll have a field day if the Earth realm fucking forbidden shadow sphere fried chicken makes it way to my very so alternate universe reality where “...Fuck you... no chicken for you!!!!”

ghostrek she wants to sniff your wokkied out friends

Maybe it's the non-serialized storytelling, but I'm always so reticent to watch Black Mirror because an episode might be mediocre. I don't apply this to any other television show. I'm not sure why that is. It's not like the show hasn't had some amazing episodes that I've loved.

2026 is literally even. Now I'm seeing pat already said this. Dammit, I want to be the pedantic one!

ok

technically 2026 is even

Renewed for a season 8. I thought of an idea for an episode. I learned that the main writer of the show is also behind Philomena Cunk, a character that parodies history. She should have her own episode of Black Mirror. It would be about history revisionism and AI. It would start off funny like the original Philomena Cunk but end very dark, like Holocaust denial.

Two French bread pizzas and fish sticks.

Mommy took me to the weird smelling place and left me there. I got very sleepy and when I woke up, I was in the horrible onesie and my belly itched but I can't touch it. Mommy took me home and gave me foods but won't take off the onesie. I must punish her. Whenever she makes eye contact with me, I will scoot across the carpet until I get a rug burn on my asshole and then make it her problem. Dictated not read, Sakura the newly spayed dumbass.

Carolina/LA is an unexpected banger.

Was the drummer and co-lyrisist for said band.

Will only eat a slice of pizza if it has exactly 7.3 grams of each topping.

that's a good one. another series i found to be a very fun ride was 'soul mates'.

I see the president interviews went better than the head coach ones

You're not ghostrek 😮

*jots into notes* Teenage pregnancy is funny. I'm actually just fucking with you on this one...I grew up in the South. 15 is a late bloomer...Not saying its right, but I definitely don't feel like its a reason to press you.

Making a couple of beef hot links and will supplement that with random trash like noodles and grilled cheese sammiches progressively

I don't even like roller coasters like I once did, but this thing is impressive. This opened just in time for the new year. Top speed of 155 mph, 500 ft drop, and it's about 2 and a half miles long. Also, listen to that orgasmic powerful launch at 2:08

Lobotomized Anal Double Penetration officer is a big deal.

ok

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

PLEASE! NO FLOWERS!

WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THEIR PASSING. WE WISH FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME.

THEY ENJOYED FLY FISHING AND DANCE HALLS. am i doing this right?

Is the bass player in a death metal polka band.

Everything in Ghibli films looks so good

GOBBLESS

HE IS SURVIVED BY 2 GRANDSONS, MATT AND GEORGE…

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

Well...shit 🤣

LMFAO