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And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

Y'all are old.

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

If that was my lunch that would've been the moment where I would have started my diet.

^this fuckin' guy

I don’t the Japanese would appreciate the passionate intimacy of that, but only because love hotels don’t have that much Dawn in the budget .

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

There's a new Irish pub opened downtown. Their Reuben's are unbelievable. If I could only eat one thing, this might be it. I'm so lucky to live in a mini foodie town!

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

Pork chops

cabbage, tatoes, chicken nuggets

i made cabbage and potatoes, but not for ny....i just wanted cabbage and potatoes.

Growing up we always kept the tree and outside lights going until the 6th for the Epiphany. 12 days and such.

Fried tarers are pretty much a new year's staple. It's not part of the lore but if you go to the trouble of cooking all the other southern fare, might as well do taters.

It's pretty much bacon.

I’ll keep everything but the hog jowls. I’ve never had them and I’m not sure I want to.

my special guy, i miss SO much. and here you are, vanity searching your birthday... THAT EVERYONE remembered.

💩 BAR HAR HAR

freddy got fingered is a damn funny movie.

I pronounce it jeeyoff

he was very open about his alcoholism once he got sober. it wasn't a thing people were really comfortable with at the time, and it may have helped destigmatize it a bit. i'll always respect him for that. (less so for that shitty excuse for a cockney accent he used in mary Poppins.)

It takes a while for society to un-Christmas itself, from advertising to obviously decorations, whether they be public or private. What's the last day you're cool with seeing it out in the wild or in advertisements? January 2nd is the cut-off for me. Conversely, I take perverse delight if there's a late-January ad that still has Christmas connotation.

@Deus see there are people out there that tolerate you!

Marie Callender’s lasagna TV dinner One of the weirdest lasagnas I’ve ever seen, but I don’t care. Food’s food.

January is dark and bitterly cold, so I don't think there is anything wrong with keeping the decorations up the whole month. It should be gone by February though. All the other stuff, movies and music, will feel out of season starting tomorrow.

That's a good enough reason.

Convinced Ghostrek to let Mr Hoonie be his new roommate.

I haven't bought shit yet.

Happy birthday, man. I can't believe how long we've known each other. I was just a kid.

His nephew checked him out too? I mean, this might be the breakthrough Ghosty needed.

Favorite insult to call someone when he gets into a road rage spat is a pavid vermin.

i completely understand the logic.

HOPPIN' JOHHHHHNNNNN!!!!! eating it right now. jowl was a bitch to find this year...but we did. i had thick bacon out JIC. i made cole slaw...but i didn't grab any. i wll next round. my most favorite meal . and for a yankee...i knock it out the park. tyvm. mazel tov. *just saw you have taters. collards, black eye peas and jowl, over rice, cole slaw, cornbread

For the first time in days I woke up to sunshine, I hope that this is a good sign of 2026.

Likes to make My Little Pony videos set to extreme death metal.

I kind of need to take my dog out, but fuck that. Trying to decide if I turn on a video game right now (since I’m apparently awake), or try to go back to bed.

I DONT WORK TOMORROW OR FRIDAY OR SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. FUCK YEAH PTO.

10 piece jumbo wings and fries.

i have watched dis

is doose g.f.?

Hearing wrestlers (or other onstage performers) mention whatever city they’re in during a live broadcast has always been extremely cringe to me.

I had to leave the house for an hour, so thats the only reason for me today. But I guess I get the conundrum just having lived with women....Well, woman. Most never bothered me about it but one ex used to say "Are you gonna put on clothes any time to day" and my response was "where we going?" and it seemed to both confuse and piss her off.