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Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house.

schmuck

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.

Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola

Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap.

Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Ghosty you should write a Star Trek episode about a planet struggling to survive after a poisonous snowstorm blows in, bringing with it a swarm of aggressive, world conquering, aliens…… oh wait that’s the plot to the eternaut damn

Requests Papa John’s to remove that one slice so the pizza already looks like Pac-Man when it arrives.

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.

Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen.

Told Ghostrek to hold the football so he could kick it, ran back to do a run up, then just kept running. Mr Hoonie looked on in amusement.

Makes hissing noises when his fried chicken is undercooked.

Got a mountain goat to attack ghostrek in the Cascades.

Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge.

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times.

I’ve been laughing at 6-7 jokes lately

Where’s the good news

Is working on an idea for a restaurant where people pay to cook for the staff.

Bad news you just ripped off Futurama.

Knew the guy that stole Billy Corgan's guitar in 1992. Also knew the person that found it 28 years later.

Has written dozens of letters to the former members of R.E.M., begging them to reunite and record an album of Matchbox 20 covers.

Is getting exacerbated from all constant fighting at her house during Pictionary night. Her plan next week is to have her komondo dragons Bruno and Bobo acting as moderators.

FUN FACT: Hans Zimmer's previous (and before now only) anime credit was as the producer for the soundtrack of BLOOD+.

Someone left their shit in the dryer and you know what I don't give a fuck I'm taking those clothes out because I have laundry to do. Tomorrow is my day off and there's a snow storm so I don't plan on going outside for anything that includes doing laundry so my shit is getting washed tonight, feelings be damned.

Downloading video games over the internet will never be able to match the excitement of actually going to the store and picking up a physical copy.

The PS1 port of Tekken 2 hits 30 in March

This feels like a massive amount of projection to me. Yes, I'm sure Genndy was upset when projects of his don't perform well, as any creative would be. Though from what I heard Unicorn started out strong ratings-wise at least, but maybe it didn't finish that way. Either way with how much of a dumpster fire WBD has been since...well, ever, that has to be a contributing factor too. And more broadly, of course he's angry about the state of action animation in the US, and he should be because I am too. It's been dire for a long time, with only a handful of notable success stories over the past decade or two. Hell, I originally got into anime over 20 years ago because it scratched an itch I didn't even know I had because there wasn't anything remotely comparable being produced in the US. As far as tying all of that into Primal, that's a pretty big reach. I think it's far more likely that Genndy realized he still had some stories to tell with Spear, but obviously the ending of last season precluded that, so he came up with an idea for how to bring him back into the picture. I wasn't sure what to think when I read that he'd changed his mind from the anthology concept (which I thought was interesting but ultimately not very compelling), but after this first episode I'm digging it. Spear's character was always about the balance between humanity and a savage force of nature unleashed, and this new season is pushing that to the extreme.

I probably would, though.

Update. I infact told my job fu I'm not trying to die coming in on my day off. Sleep tight pizza.

Heater off means cold. Heater on means too hot. Where the fuck is the balance here?

Two weekends in a row of snowstorms? In Georgia? You know what? No. I don’t need this shit.

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

And what's wild is that it's to a former member of the ASMB board, that I only had a few interactions with. Kind of crazy how life works. ASMB helped me so much. It gave me so many hours of fun discussions, helped me through dark times, it put me on the trajectory to get my CAD degree, my dream career, and now I met the love of my life on there without even realizing it at the time. Y'all have a special place in my heart that won't go away. Of course you fuckers are all invited, but it'll be in a separate reception hall since I know how all you are. In all seriousness guys, thank you so much, acquaintanceships, friendships, random people that I met once and forget about completely the next hour. You helped shape this chronically depressed young man into the fucking beast he is today. Thank you.

On January 23 this song turns 30