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And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

he was very open about his alcoholism once he got sober. it wasn't a thing people were really comfortable with at the time, and it may have helped destigmatize it a bit. i'll always respect him for that. (less so for that shitty excuse for a cockney accent he used in mary Poppins.)

Has the Vogue magazine Broodwich issue framed and hanging on his wall in his bedroom. It is the only copy still in existence.

Likes to make My Little Pony videos set to extreme death metal.

His favorite phrase is, "It's Kefka-esque."

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

five midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand-island dressing. is that making love?

my special guy, i miss SO much. and here you are, vanity searching your birthday... THAT EVERYONE remembered.

I kind of need to take my dog out, but fuck that. Trying to decide if I turn on a video game right now (since I’m apparently awake), or try to go back to bed.

I DONT WORK TOMORROW OR FRIDAY OR SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. FUCK YEAH PTO.

freddy got fingered is a damn funny movie.

i have watched dis

ok

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

I pronounce it jeeyoff

I dunno about that. Have you seen their porn?

Merry Birthmas!

that is the question. a conversion with me, and myself: me: why are you getting your jams jams off? me: becu- me: because nothing. we don't want to gets outs our jam jams me: i say call a vote! me: HERE HERE! me: all those that want to be in jams jams say aye! me, me, and me: AYE. me: **putting back on jam jams** there's a poppet. my cat: *licking his ass* google: *recording*

well, back to adulting. i guess. : [

Hearing wrestlers (or other onstage performers) mention whatever city they’re in during a live broadcast has always been extremely cringe to me.

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

I had to leave the house for an hour, so thats the only reason for me today. But I guess I get the conundrum just having lived with women....Well, woman. Most never bothered me about it but one ex used to say "Are you gonna put on clothes any time to day" and my response was "where we going?" and it seemed to both confuse and piss her off.

I went to bed at 4 am. How am I awake by 830? Oh yeah because my crackheaded best friend was out like a light by 11 and got good sleep because her kids went to their aunts house and she got the bed to herself. But scare me awake because she called me and her ringtone is "Your best friend is calling. What does she want?! What does she want?!" Anyways, It's 2026 guys!

like his niece of nephew would...