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Have you tried dating apps? I have tried multiple. All free ones cuz a bitch is poor. But like it's usually the same people to swipe on. Has been for like the past 3 years. 🤣 I'm only on them for a short time but to see the same dudes on like every app. It's wild to me. And they all practically say the same thing. 🙄😒 And that's pretty much like "lol let's sex". ANYWAYS! Have you tried dating apps? Do you have luck? Horror stories?

Happy Birthmas

I felt summoned. Bummer - but great season for a 2nd year QB & 1st year HC. Loved the look on McVey's face when Kmet got the TD catch

How you doing @tsar4?

Tight game so far.

I feel like I have to poop. 😒 But I also suck at knowing what period cramps feel like. I haven't had cramps in years. FUCK YOU VAGINA. FUCK YOU MENSTRATING ASS BITCH. Thanks for my ted talk. Also today is National Winnie the Pooh Bear day, so wahoo.

“Password? What’s a password? We don’t know what that is, even though YOU KNOW it, and you made one years ago for the purpose of using our shit. Go grab this verification code that lasts 2 minutes in your email, but hold onto your jets: another autistic fucking ID check!”

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

Is in talks to face Ric Flair at Wrestlemania this year.

good. he wasn't worth your time. best friends tell the partner - this is my best friend. i won't be blocking. bitches are st00pid. but i digress. are you saying that there are, in fact, NOT any singles in your area that want to meet up? try christian mingle. > they like the really REALLY good stuff.

was literally just talking about how 'we' met on.... myspace. lol

Thank you all guys. Shooting for Summer it looks like. Kids aren't out of the question. (Don't tell her I said that, would like some time with just me and her. ) But yeah good vibes all around, hope the New Year is treating you guys well.

Know what I hate? Having a stuffed up nose

Nah I have no desire to try I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting women.

Fill me in...I was always behind on the asmb soap operas

I was engaged to someone from the ASMB. Lol so like I get it. I just don't leave the house that much because someone's either getting stabbed or shot. Soooo 🤷‍♀️ idk what else to do. Dildos get boring my friend. Time for hookers I suppose.

I’ve dabbled out of pure curiosity on some of the free sites, but never put any kind of effort into it. Most of the single women in my area are just not my type, and I have virtually no interest in the dating scene these days.

Yeah, its the same lonely people in your area on every app...every once in a while, you run into someone who moved to the area recently. Nothing of value was gained from any of them....but i wasn't looking for anything of value so it worked out fine for me. But if people can get married from meeting on ASMB, then anything is possible, so dont let me discourage you

I’d have to move somewhere less of a shithole for it to be compatible just in concept. And even then, not really. Don’t want to be one of those guys that puts in the effort to go somewhere just to get stood up by a ‘match’ that never intended on going. Much more humility in taking a prostitute to Ramada Inn.

He was an IBer. We met in IB during high-school. He was my best friend. Then he knocked some girl up in college and she hated me and made him pretty much block me. Covid came and I looked for him on social media. We instantly connected again. I drove to Philly every weekend. Yadda yadda - he told my entire family we were getting engaged blahblahblah. Then we broke up.