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I have been fkn missing out. Taking full advantage of this. I got a Dr appt at 10:45 and I'm going to celebrate immediately after

Yes you hunnnnntyyyy. You a bad bitch. Period.

I figured it should be Michael but these mfers dont care...this is why i cant call prompt goofs artists...you dont just put out a shit product because you wanna be first

The AI was somehow too stupid to generate CJ and just made two Franklins instead.

These mfers didn't even know it was a thing...just like me. But here we go... anything for a click. Really, getting rid of fact checkers was a brilliant move...people dont care about facts...just more slop, pls

Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it.

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

Had a burmese tiger pit built on his property to trap annoying door-to-door salespersons and Christmas carolers.

True silence is so fucking underrated. God, I’m such a clichèd introvert.

Ok so im just now realizing this is actually a thing ...i am also learning that there is a vocal section of men on social media that are mad that no one celebrates men's day. Turns out it's nov 19th Since I'm new to both of these "days"....what am i supposed to do? I'm broke so not buying any gifts...do yall get to wear costumes....ooh, tell me there's fireworks.

The irony of DST happening on Women’s Day is not lost on me. Only 23 hours for y’all .

She's adorable.

in case anyone was curious about how the humane society trip went, this is maggie.