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When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

Also apple pie is so undefeated.

^this fuckin' guy

I don't even like roller coasters like I once did, but this thing is impressive. This opened just in time for the new year. Top speed of 155 mph, 500 ft drop, and it's about 2 and a half miles long. Also, listen to that orgasmic powerful launch at 2:08

and some easter. yes

January is dark and bitterly cold, so I don't think there is anything wrong with keeping the decorations up the whole month. It should be gone by February though. All the other stuff, movies and music, will feel out of season starting tomorrow.

Favorite insult to call someone when they cut him off in a store is a wascally wabbit.

you need money to purchase stuff

Y'all are old.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

my special guy, i miss SO much. and here you are, vanity searching your birthday... THAT EVERYONE remembered.

I went to bed at 4 am. How am I awake by 830? Oh yeah because my crackheaded best friend was out like a light by 11 and got good sleep because her kids went to their aunts house and she got the bed to herself. But scare me awake because she called me and her ringtone is "Your best friend is calling. What does she want?! What does she want?!" Anyways, It's 2026 guys!