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Some people have great success on Tinder.

Nope, just some dude Sawdy had a huge hateboner for. Was never too sure why, but it was someone else to fuck with, I guess....I wasn't too big on reasons.

I haven’t been on a dating app in like 20 years, and even then I did nothing on it because it never felt right.

Happy Birthmas

Seemed like they'd gone way way downhill in recent years. Crypto scams and AI scams and low effort bots.. I'd imagine (but can only guess) you might have better odds on the other side of the gender fence. But better-than-shit odds might still be shit odds. I mostly used them as form of people watching, "socializing" without having to, y'know, interact with anyone. But was getting increasingly boring with shallow profiles that provided no info. But, like many, I just kinda stopped when I realized I had no interest or desire to add that disruption to life. I'm comfortable in isolation and routine, and accepted the fact that I ain't likely to meet anyone in an appropriate age range on the same wavelength.

good. he wasn't worth your time. best friends tell the partner - this is my best friend. i won't be blocking. bitches are st00pid. but i digress. are you saying that there are, in fact, NOT any singles in your area that want to meet up? try christian mingle. > they like the really REALLY good stuff.

Yeah, its the same lonely people in your area on every app...every once in a while, you run into someone who moved to the area recently. Nothing of value was gained from any of them....but i wasn't looking for anything of value so it worked out fine for me. But if people can get married from meeting on ASMB, then anything is possible, so dont let me discourage you

I’d have to move somewhere less of a shithole for it to be compatible just in concept. And even then, not really. Don’t want to be one of those guys that puts in the effort to go somewhere just to get stood up by a ‘match’ that never intended on going. Much more humility in taking a prostitute to Ramada Inn.

I just finished rewatching Mad Men, so I feel obligated to post this.

https://unevenedge.com/search/?&q=Ben&author=Sawdamizer&search_and_or=or

I just got an email telling me I need to change my Instagram password. I don’t even have Instagram…

Have you tried dating apps? I have tried multiple. All free ones cuz a bitch is poor. But like it's usually the same people to swipe on. Has been for like the past 3 years. 🤣 I'm only on them for a short time but to see the same dudes on like every app. It's wild to me. And they all practically say the same thing. 🙄😒 And that's pretty much like "lol let's sex". ANYWAYS! Have you tried dating apps? Do you have luck? Horror stories?

I really miss her tales about her Tinderonis.

happy birthday @ben0123456789!

is that insipid?

Kind of the vibe I get when people do message their replies are often single letters or a sentence that leaves nothing to build on, and then you see that account on there for years

I felt summoned. Bummer - but great season for a 2nd year QB & 1st year HC. Loved the look on McVey's face when Kmet got the TD catch

I think I had an OkCupid account when I was in freshman year of college, but there weren’t a lot of people on there. I was going to make a Grindr account a year later, but got scared off when they asked for ID cause I was commuting.

How you doing @tsar4?

Tight game so far.

I feel like I have to poop. 😒 But I also suck at knowing what period cramps feel like. I haven't had cramps in years. FUCK YOU VAGINA. FUCK YOU MENSTRATING ASS BITCH. Thanks for my ted talk. Also today is National Winnie the Pooh Bear day, so wahoo.

And now Aikman saying "tugging and pulling." This games getting sexy.

Not enjoying this so far, but at least we got to hear Joe Buck yell "WIDE OPEN IS BOOTY"

“Password? What’s a password? We don’t know what that is, even though YOU KNOW it, and you made one years ago for the purpose of using our shit. Go grab this verification code that lasts 2 minutes in your email, but hold onto your jets: another autistic fucking ID check!”

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

Is in talks to face Ric Flair at Wrestlemania this year.

was literally just talking about how 'we' met on.... myspace. lol

Thank you all guys. Shooting for Summer it looks like. Kids aren't out of the question. (Don't tell her I said that, would like some time with just me and her. ) But yeah good vibes all around, hope the New Year is treating you guys well.

Oh yeah I thought of that too. But how could he get THIS high in the air? Especially with no broom. 😄

Know what I hate? Having a stuffed up nose

Nah I have no desire to try I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting women.

Fill me in...I was always behind on the asmb soap operas

I was engaged to someone from the ASMB. Lol so like I get it. I just don't leave the house that much because someone's either getting stabbed or shot. Soooo 🤷‍♀️ idk what else to do. Dildos get boring my friend. Time for hookers I suppose.

I’ve dabbled out of pure curiosity on some of the free sites, but never put any kind of effort into it. Most of the single women in my area are just not my type, and I have virtually no interest in the dating scene these days.

I’m excited for the second one

Goddamn it, just when I starting to feel better yesterday today I'm feeling like I'm about to get sick all over again 🤦🏿‍♂️

He was an IBer. We met in IB during high-school. He was my best friend. Then he knocked some girl up in college and she hated me and made him pretty much block me. Covid came and I looked for him on social media. We instantly connected again. I drove to Philly every weekend. Yadda yadda - he told my entire family we were getting engaged blahblahblah. Then we broke up.