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I just want you all to know…. I’m drunk and sentimental. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas tomorrow, and your Hanukkah was equally awesome.

happy christmas. olive juice, old man.

I too want a Grafted blade

I'm still impatiently waiting to open christmas presents.

And when they’re together, there’s plenty of bees. Happy Birthday!

Happy holidays, all!

I can't remember the last time I actually opened one of those up. I don't use them because I pretty much live right out of the suitcase [ don't want to accidently leave anything behind ]. Although part of me is vaguely tempted to open one of those room safes and leave something weird inside just to see what happens.

For a song called "piano man" it sure as fuck got hijacked by the harmonica man.

Worst holiday season ever in fact I'd say this has been one of my worst years ever. 2025 can't end fast enough and going forward I will no longer be acknowledging any holiday including my birthday so respectfully fuck off with all this shit and leave me the fuck alone.

I think I'm gonna let my duolingo streak expire. I've been half assing Spanish lately, and my Japanese really needs attention if I wanna improve it on time for a trip to Japan next year. Duolingo Japanese is pretty subpar. 450 day streak . . . oh well.

SOOOO MUCH FOR MY DAY OFF. Ahhhh caps. Whoops. Also - I will be baby sitting all day tomorrow. Fml. I hate being such a nice person. 😭

Oh shit.

If you do, is that a four way sword fight?

Oh my gawd. If I yell at you to get out from behind the tv, if I empty a frickin' spray bottle on you for going behind the tv, if I throw things at you because you went behind the tv, and then I toss you into the tub and turn the SHOWER on because the spray bottle isn't getting the message through to your peach pit sized brain that I don't want you behind the tv, what the hell is going to do that???? Psychotic little bastard.

Just finished the moonshine he's leaving for Santa Claus tonight.

Always left Santa Vienna sausages and Mr. Pibb instead of the traditional cookies and milk.

Has been on the naughty list since 1996 following that incident at a Walmart where she beat up an old lady over the last Tickle Me Elmo doll.

Disregard

she was fomer co-work

and never ass to face. ffs happy ides of march in a few months, if you celebrate that sort of thing.

.....are the rest of us illiter... Well played

First you do oral, then you do vaginal, then you do anal. HOLEy Trifecta. Otherwise you die.

I used to have AdBlock Plus and UOrigin working in tandem which blocked all youtube ads, but I started experiencing intense slow down and after a little bit of Googling, the culprit was the Adblock Plus extension. Turned it off, and the slow down is gone. Ads are all over the place now though, including youtube. UBlock origin sucks.

I also inspect for the complementary Bibles just to check, but if I get too many souvenirs, I’ll put them in the drawer.

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I dont use em, No one I know uses them...but Ive worked in several hotels and you can sometimes find drugs in there

lets get to the wrestling

Ra's Al Ghul is easily my least favorite Batman villian. I've never found interesting and I've always hated the TAS episodes that featured him and his family.

Happy Birthday @Insipid, @my-name-here, and @Hidden