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Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.

Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears.

Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”

People are so worried about the foot of snow that is coming. Meanwhile, in northern Japan every winter.

Oh yay, hoarders hit the stores first....i hope tour freezer shits the bed and you cant get out for ice so you just have to keep your meat outside in rhe snow

Maybe not where you're from.

Loves candycorn on the cob.

That's not how you fertilize an egg!

and as for me.... i'm just an idiot that is embracing old age by saying anything i want. so.... are femboys like club kids?

I hate it already.

Has dreams of owning an ice cream truck but not actually selling ice cream.

Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom

He’s the Duke of New York, A-Number One.

Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days.

It's funny how Sprite went from lampooning soft drink companies using athletes to hawk their drinks to having athletes having their own custom flavors. How the mighty have fallen.

He's married, not dead.

obvious lie. or all the mispellings would already be on display.

shake shack femboy is that the same as club kids?

Aww man thanks I forgot about this song. You're the reason I first heard it as well probably lol.

@Insipid don't be sad it's your destiny.

Keeps a model train set in the trunk of his car.

Tao’s theme song.

Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up.

Wow, not a single typo. Looks like the world really is ending. 😱😱😱😱😱

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best.

Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

turned down the roll for 'anton chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.