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I’m so glad I clicked on this thread. Ghosty, what do you think Sally is riding?

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

let party

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him.

Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”.

is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars.

This actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house.

is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi, except with asparagus.

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Part of me kind of knows everything’s not actually out to get me today, and my mind is just overreacting due to poor sleep. A much bigger part of me just doesn’t give a fuck, and is dreaming of all the ways I’ll get my revenge when the shit finally settles. The demon is awake now.

i been having very odd ones it extart solar comets being spacecraft i am scared

If you're awake at 5am and watching TV, something has gone wrong. Probably involving some sort of intoxicating substance.

Even if Adult Swim isn't up for grabs, that lineup is inconceivable! The Abbott and Costello cartoons? Dragon's Lair? Paddington Bear? Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain? The Supernatural anime? The New Adventures of Gilligan? The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show? The 2017 Wacky Races reboot? QUICK DRAW MCGRAW?! Holy shit.

@[classic swim] not for me?

Only dates seamstresses

Went to the Italian place again. The stromboli is fire, so i got one of those but i got a pasta too because all of their pastas can't just be tasteless.... right. Some chicken an shrimp shit... I'll see of its any good after i kill this snow douche.

It’s not scary is it?

Some kind of frozen pasta with chicken & vegetables….whenever (or if) I feel like doing it.

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

ok?

This rain is making it almost impossible to get motivated at all.

Cooking chicken vegetable soup with rotini pasta in the crockpot.

Thats what I was thinking of...haha. For some reason I thought it was a Ron Burgundy quote lmao.

I never understood the handshake, but anime tend to get more heavily scrutinized when they straddle reality and fantasy. Meanwhile One Piece episodes are currently taking place in the belly of Temu Al Capone.

I'm doing way way better, haven't vomited today and I was able to eat and take meds. Thanks everyone for the advice and well-wishes! All good to know if there's a next time, so it doesn't hopefully get this far.

I’m a beardless wonder again. As in, “I wonder when I’ll regret this and realize I look so much better with facial hair than without.”

What’s up with all these football players getting beat down outside nyc clubs? https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/us-news/cleveland-browns-safety-ronnie-hickman-jumped-by-group-outside-trendy-lower-east-side-hotel/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app Then there was NYJ CB Kris Boyd who was almost killed. He got shot.