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Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

five midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand-island dressing. is that making love?

my special guy, i miss SO much. and here you are, vanity searching your birthday... THAT EVERYONE remembered.

I kind of need to take my dog out, but fuck that. Trying to decide if I turn on a video game right now (since I’m apparently awake), or try to go back to bed.

I DONT WORK TOMORROW OR FRIDAY OR SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. FUCK YEAH PTO.

freddy got fingered is a damn funny movie.

i have watched dis

ok

I pronounce it jeeyoff

I dunno about that. Have you seen their porn?

Merry Birthmas!

he was very open about his alcoholism once he got sober. it wasn't a thing people were really comfortable with at the time, and it may have helped destigmatize it a bit. i'll always respect him for that. (less so for that shitty excuse for a cockney accent he used in mary Poppins.)

Hearing wrestlers (or other onstage performers) mention whatever city they’re in during a live broadcast has always been extremely cringe to me.

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

like his niece of nephew would...