What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Insipid]

9 hours ago, PenguinBoss said:

How the government killed MLK Jr. then gave themselves a day off for it.

I just heard that the third Monday of January is nicknamed Blue Monday. It tends to be the most depressing day of the year . . . and also when MLK day is observed. What the fuck?

[viperxmns]

Snowflakes are "plain" flavor crystals

[Blazing Puck]

It's going to be 18⁰ tomorrow so I guess that means shorts, sandles and Hawaiian shirts 

Edited January 16, 2024 by -Kudasai-

[Blazing Puck]

Not sure what I hate more, black licorice or black jellybeans. Also it seems coincidental that two of the nastiest candies are black. Kinda makes you wonder 🤔

[André Toulon]

I don't call either of those things candy

[Insipid]

I got a new phone today. Taking hours to set up and transfer all the files. I kinda miss the days you could just use technology right outside the box.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

My iphone weather app keeps saying it's not going to rain, but it keeps raining.

The app does predict rain for Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.

Should I treat that as its going to be drier than a desert on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, or should I treat it as, if even the weather app has to admit its going to rain, then we must be heading for Hurricane Katrina Part II: West Coast Version?

[Insipid]

Gayle King fucking sucks. I just saw her interviewing one of those gymnasts sexually assaulted by that one doctor and she was explicitly asking questions about her genitals. Bitch, you're only famous cause your tongue was literally up Oprah's cunt. Fuck off.

[viperxmns]

one of the only things I like about twitter is showing me all the real animals that have shiny variants

[The_annoying_one]

I’m becoming somewhat of a master of rage-quitting video games in my middle-aged years. 

[TrigunBebop]

I wish more video games had built-in turbo options.

Tired of destroying both my controllers and my hands when a game decides I need to mash the shit out of a button.

[Blazing Puck]

I should smile more

Spoiler

Yeah that's probably not going to happen 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Memories are tricky.

The bad ones just bring up shit that needs to stay buried. And a lot of the good ones are just a cold reminder of things that never will be again.

Eh…don’t mind me. It’s just been a day.

[1pooh4u]

It’s 2 years since my Mom died.  I gotta say it feels a whole lot longer than that.  

[Gemini]

So TNA's gonna keep going with this French Canadian Frankenstein('s monster) gimmick, eh? Fun.

[André Toulon]

Me: oh shit, is this a trailer for the new season of invincible?

Me, 40 seconds later: .....They just c/pd Spiderverse?

[The_annoying_one]

I reach into my fridge for a bottle of Gatorade and…..it’s frozen solid.

I’m thirsty, dammit.

[Blazing Puck]

Forget going to the bar on Friday night let's go the laundromat instead

[Insipid]

Lately, I've been practicing not giving into temptation. Almost makes me sound religious, although I think religion is mostly bullshit. I do like the Buddhist concept of finding balance between asceticism and hedonism.

Edited January 20, 2024 by Insipid

[Blazing Puck]

I think I'd rather see Okada go to AEW than WWE. AEW needs him more and this could be the shot in the arm they need.

Edited January 21, 2024 by -Kudasai-

[Lynnrael]

just got out from seeing Knocking On Heaven's Door, it was absolutely fantastic. the art was fucking incredible, the music was perfect, the action was cool as fuck, it was just an all around great movie

[The_annoying_one]

I found a $2 bill today.

Haven’t seen one of those in….probably over 20 years. I mean, it’s just $2, but it was still a pretty cool find.

[[classic swim]]

 

Edited January 22, 2024 by [classic swim]

[The_annoying_one]

Did they change the formula for Gatorade or something? I bought some the other day because I hadn’t had it in a while. This particular flavor (Cool Blue) used to be crisp & refreshing. Now, it just tastes like pure sugar. I’m quite disappointed.

Edited January 22, 2024 by The_annoying_one
Put a period in place of a question mark. I hate that.

[Insipid]

Luke Combs' version of Fast Car is so stupid. Your country ass is really working in the market as a checkout girl? 🙄

[Blazing Puck]

Shit is about to hit the fan in 2024

[The_annoying_one]

I lightly scratched the corner of my nose with my virtually non-existent fingernail and it started bleeding. What the hell?

[Gemini]

23 hours ago, Insipid said:

Luke Combs' version of Fast Car is so stupid. Your country ass is really working in the market as a checkout girl? 🙄

I think it's safe to say that "modern" country music is abhorrent.

[Seight]

Okay, so I guess now we know why most Netflix shows kept getting cancelled  

[The_annoying_one]

I hate Amazon more than I’ve probably ever hated anything in the history of the world.

I know this should be in Haters/Complainers, but I posted there earlier today. Deal with it.

[Seight]

ScienceNews: "Megalodon, the largest shark ever, may have been a long, slender giant"

Me: "...In bed."

 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m sorry. Did you just refer to yourself as a “super Christian” in my presence? That….um…..that’s just……no……

I’m not giving any context here. Trust me when I say it’s better that way.

[Seight]

"Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber is the worst team name I've ever heard of."

Visa Cash App RB F1 Team:

[Gemini]

Thank God TNA iMPACT! has FINALLY instituted Picture-in-Picture when they go to commercial. It's been a long time coming.

[Blazing Puck]

Let's be real, should anyone really be surprised by the allegations about Vince McMahon...I'm just saying if you know you know

[[classic swim]]

It would be nice one of these days to just run away and not tell anyone. 

If I had the means to move somewhere else or even leave without a trace for just a bit, I’d probably thank myself.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m having unexpected dinner guests tonight, and I’m completely out of alcohol. Fun.

[Blazing Puck]

Whatever happens after you trust a business man will be your fault 

[Jman]

One of my uncles got me a cookbook for Christmas along with a new travel mug, Goon with a Spoon, and so far, all the recipes are really good.  Not bad for a book that seems more like a novelty because Snoop Dogg is on the cover.

[FreeRoamingVapor]

Eh, not much. Just pondering about things like drive and determination to succeed. Comparing myself to others can have it's drawbacks but I know that it's also important to have a model for success. I believe that it doesn't necessarily mean you have to change your personality into something that doesn't feel natural so it drives me crazy to see so many people thinking they have to be fake and manipulative to turn things in their favor. 

I can be optimistic in the fact that I haven't given up on myself so it must mean there's at least a few thousand more people that feel the same way I do. 

[The_annoying_one]

So many people trying to mold me into something I’m just not and don’t want to be. Shit’s tiring.

[Blazing Puck]

After all these years I'm just now finding out that there is cheat code in Donkey Kong 3 that will give me all 85 bonus coins so now I can bypass all those annoying goddamn bonus levels and see the whole game. And wouldn't you know I have the next two days off so I'm going to be completely dialed in on DKC3 for the next 48 hours

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Watching live action Cowboy Bebop for the first time.

It was an incredibly bad choice to give Vicious a foppish British accent. He's not supposed to be a fucking Bond villain.

I'm glad they didn't waste time getting Faye into the story. Considering the show was canceled after 10 episodes, I really hope they hurried up getting Ed in there too. In the anime it took like 8 or 9 episodes before they introduced Ed.

[[classic swim]]

[ghostrek]

 I'm wondering if there's a possible law to get passed banning narcissists from leadership positions professionally I'm fully aware is discrimination but on the other hand, it's a medical diagnosis called personality disorder and it's harmful to have those people in parallel power It is truly in the medical documentation It's in the medical diagnostic manual 5.

[mthor]

2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

 I'm wondering if there's a possible law to get passed banning narcissists from leadership positions professionally I'm fully aware is discrimination but on the other hand, it's a medical diagnosis called personality disorder and it's harmful to have those people in parallel power It is truly in the medical documentation It's in the medical diagnostic manual 5.

No.

For a vast array of reasons, not least of which being that the DSM is incredibly arbitrary, and what is and what is not a mental illness changes every time they revise it (which occurs at least every 10 years).

 

[The_annoying_one]

I know a lot of people hang up on telemarketers, but I’ve actually developed the ability to make them hang up on me. It’s quite nice, I have to admit.

[André Toulon]

Just bought a bag of m&M's and a bag of Reese's pieces and put them in a bag together....so simple and so obvious...why have I never done this

[Insipid]

So 10k steps comes from a Japanese ad from the sixties for a pedometer called manpo. Man means 10k and the character stylized supposedly looks like a person walking 万 (I don't see it). Also, manpo sounds like manko, which means cunt.

The more you know.

[The_annoying_one]

Refilling a water bottle is not easy when you forget to take the cap off first, let me tell ya.