What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[[classic swim]]

 

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

I will never be a morning person. I’ve come to accept this. But people still keep trying to force me. I don’t get it.

[Mode 7]

After thinking about it for 24 hours it's time to change Internet providers

[Insipid]

Reddit is dying. Socially awkward terminally online weirdos, trolls, and AI all posting brainrot that no one bothers fact-checking . . . fortunately, the niche smaller subreddits are mostly safe and have effective gatekeeping, for now. The dead internet theory is real.

[The_annoying_one]

I heard a guy on YouTube refer to Hot Pockets as food for kids and perpetual stoners. I would probably take offense if I still ate those disgusting things.

[naraku360]

3 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I heard a guy on YouTube refer to Hot Pockets as food for kids and perpetual stoners. I would probably take offense if I still ate those disgusting things.

Any time I've had a Hot Pocket since I was 17, they've tasted like the meat was spoiled.

[UwPp]

I slept 15 hours. 

The heat/humidity kicked my ass yesterday. I was outside all day.

 

...

My best friend better love me unlocking all this shit in dreamlight valley. I already did all these damn quests. 

[nameraka]

that was a tasy hot dog. i love olive salad. 

[The_annoying_one]

Very little internet access today, paired with brutal thunderstorms. Fun.

[Insipid]

I wanna slap whoever said calorie counting was ultimately bad for weight loss. I followed that horrible advice for years. Calorie counting works better than any fad diet or wharever the fuck trends these days. People just lie to themselves. 

[Mode 7]

It feels good to finally get a good night's sleep after two nights of being kept up because of stress.

[viperxmns]

Felllas would you think it's weird for a guy at urinal to hav one leg of their shorts hiked up to pee or is it kinda normal bc i do this if i dont wanna untie drawstring and have no zip fly either

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, viperxmns said:

Felllas would you think it's weird for a guy at urinal to hav one leg of their shorts hiked up to pee or is it kinda normal bc i do this if i dont wanna untie drawstring and have no zip fly either

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe. 

[viperxmns]

25 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe. 

I think from the back it just looks something like this 

[Jman]

I miss being able to serve my pasta sauce to a group of people.  Before COVID, and everyone moved away or passed.  It's smelling up the studio in a good way, tomatoes, basil, onion, garlic, a bit of red wine, and balsamic vinegar, but it's just not the same.  

[The_annoying_one]

Really hoping things start looking up sometime this week. It’s been a rougher than usual month. I’m alright, though. It’s more a problem of my mind not giving me a break right now.

[Mode 7]

Fortunately none of my consoles need an Internet connection to work so I'm just trying figure out what I want to play when I get home tonight since I can't watch TV

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

Fortunately none of my consoles need an Internet connection to work so I'm just trying figure out what I want to play when I get home tonight since I can't watch TV

Ninja Gaiden 3

[André Toulon]

I'm full, it's raining, and im burnt up....my old man nap is about to be glorious 

[Mode 7]

38 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Ninja Gaiden 3

Bionic Commando 

[[classic swim]]

Just put a June 31st on the calendar for Christ sake. No one’s going to notice.

There’s not one person who can recite how many explicit seconds Earth has existed, but we’re so obtuse about calendars where most make-believe months have a make-believe 31st day and others are 28 or 30 so your fucking rent is due faster.

[ghostrek]

I went on to a AI picture Generation website and asked it to make a horror film monster that made of soft ice cream  I'm asking why I am I'm thinking why am I doing stuff like that when I'm bored I need to do something more productive with my life on my days off

Edited Tuesday at 02:28 AM by ghostrek

[viperxmns]

Surely some engineeer out there was bored enough at one point to devise a thing you can wear on your boner to use it as actual video game joystick

Imagines playing street fighter using boner to do hadouken

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

22 hours ago, viperxmns said:

I think from the back it just looks something like this 

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

[viperxmns]

8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

lol yeah

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, viperxmns said:

lol yeah

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right.

So yeah, extremely NOT normal. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Chinaman

Irishman

Scotsman

Welshman

Englishman

Swedishman

Japaneseman

Koreaman

Germanman

 

"Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

 Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature?

Etymologically, the suffix is hypothesized to have derived from a word in the Proto-Indo-European language ("hand" = a person).  The connotation of a person as a pair of hands, in this case as in a participating part of a group, has some inherent negative connotations when not attached to a trade (such as fire-man or horse-man).  "Chinaman" would be particularly offensive because it most likely originated as a term during the period of the Californian Gold Rush and the building of the transcontinental railroad, in which Chinese laborers were defined by their status as expendable hands for back breaking and ill-paying work.  In that sense, it's a form of diminutive objectification and would have similar, but far less offensive in context, negative connotation when used to describe anybody of a particular nationality. 

That being said it's not inherently offensive to refer in that way to people who would be direct descendants of users of that language group.  The proper word in English for another English speaker would be Englishman, Scotsman or Irishman.  It would not be proper for a non-English speaker like a Chinese man.

[The_annoying_one]

Thinking about this thirst that won’t go away and let me sleep.

[Mode 7]

Mega Man 5 is easily the worst Mega Man game on the NES. Worst story, worst robot masters, worst weapons, worst final boss and the worst music. The series peaked at the fourth game 5 and 6 should have never been made on the NES.

[André Toulon]

Ok, so I started getting posts and reel from NY post after it was mentioned here...I do interact with a bit of their content because its like they stay trolling.

But I'm kinda like....Isnt this supposed to be a "reputable" news source....this article made me realize, they almost never actually have news...This is Enquirer level bullshit.

Kinda mad because I hate her comedy and voice ...But I had a lightweight crush on Kathy...I like weird chicks.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ok, so I started getting posts and reel from NY post after it was mentioned here...I do interact with a bit of their content because its like they stay trolling.

But I'm kinda like....Isnt this supposed to be a "reputable" news source....this article made me realize, they almost never actually have news...This is Enquirer level bullshit.

Kinda mad because I hate her comedy and voice ...But I had a lightweight crush on Kathy...I like weird chicks.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

[The_annoying_one]

The website tells me I need to call for this particular service.

The automated voice on the phone tells me I need to go online.

Exactly what kind of Twilight Zone bullshit is this? 

[Seight]

I am the kind of person that sees a story about the Postal Service creating Spongebob-themed stamps and thinks "I can't believe Spongebob Squarepants is fucking dead."

[Insipid]

I find it quite ironic that the US celebrates Independence Day with one of the most famous Chinese inventions, especially during a trade war. 🙃

[André Toulon]

Core memory unlocked....when I was a kid we moved from Cali to the South. I remember while taking a bath I told my mom I still feel soapy, how come i cant get all the soap off.

She said "California has hard water, and its soft water down here so it still feels like the soap is on your skin"...being a kid, you just have to take shit at face value, even when it makes no sense.

So here I am, 5am, toasted like a Quiznos sub and I'm like....wtf is hard/soft water....what did that even mean. Bout to google it and there better be results or I'm calling my mom and demanding answers.

[Mode 7]

I got back the 100 dollars that ATT stole from me. Tomorrow I have an appointment with Xfinity so let's see if this works out. They can't be worst than Wow or for that matter ATT 

[naraku360]

I keep open mouth burping ever since I realized I can make a sound like a deep, earthy UwU.

[The_annoying_one]

Is NG+9 too far to go in a video game?

You know what? I don't care. I'm just gonna keep playing.

[[classic swim]]

There was remotely zero point in linking Chinatown Wars on mobile to Social Club when the website will not link anywhere of your stats or progress or anything. The cloud save was a complete fucking lie.

 

My R* account’s so old, I still have the orange CJ avatar.

I don’t think those avatars are even meant to be still available or not. All of my V/Online captures for 360 have been wiped out on the service presumably because they only support the newest console now. In-game screen grabs.

[Insipid]

Now the tariffs have really pissed me off. The sauerkraut from Aldi used to say "Imported from Germany." Now, it says "Inspired by Germany," and it doesn't taste as good. 🤬

[Virtual Satyr]

Rayna Vallandingham

[André Toulon]

7 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

Is NG+9 too far to go in a video game?

You know what? I don't care. I'm just gonna keep playing.

Idk what ng+ I'm on with Nioh2...I played that shit to death