Insipid Posted June 10 Posted June 10 I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10 Posted June 10 9 hours ago, Insipid said: I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow. Yes, specifically one of his obsession, Miku. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted June 10 Posted June 10 51 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yes, specifically one of his obsession, Miku. She's your waifu too? 😱 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10 Posted June 10 3 minutes ago, Insipid said: She's your waifu too? 😱 Nah, Tsunade's my waifu. 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted June 10 Posted June 10 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Nah, Tsunade's my waifu. You know, with her gambling habits, she'd probably be into polymarkets and crypto. Probably traded miku NFTs a few years ago. Good luck with that, lol 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 10 Posted June 10 In what bizarro fucked up world does me telling you that I’m violently sick and probably very contagious somehow translate into you asking for a huge favor from me? 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11 Posted June 11 23 hours ago, Insipid said: You know, with her gambling habits, she'd probably be into polymarkets and crypto. Probably traded miku NFTs a few years ago. Good luck with that, lol Worth it. 1 1 Quote
Jman Posted June 12 Posted June 12 I can tell I’m old because the food truck has Qr Codes for payment apps but I just handed the guy cash. No I don’t want to make this more complex than it needs to be. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 12 Posted June 12 I can’t remember if I ever actually took anything for my headache. Huh… Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 13 Posted June 13 I mean, I guess it’s on you no matter what if you document yourself pissing on a grave for social media likes. I just think it’s way the fuck overboard to catch a felony charge only days after it went viral on Instagram. If there were women or children that saw your penis in the cemetery then that’s a different story. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted June 14 Posted June 14 It's probably inappropriate to mention this in the condolences thread, but I never saw a reaction have two pages before. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 14 Posted June 14 Can’t even exit the end game screen after finishing Breath Of Fire 1? That’s kind of lame and annoying. Quote
Insipid Posted June 14 Posted June 14 What if human consciousness is fundamental attribution error to the phenomena of the universe? Quote
naraku360 Posted June 15 Posted June 15 On 6/13/2026 at 10:14 PM, Insipid said: It's probably inappropriate to mention this in the condolences thread, but I never saw a reaction have two pages before. It was a feat to die for. Sorry. Quote
Insipid Posted June 15 Posted June 15 10 minutes ago, naraku360 said: It was a feat to die for. Sorry. Well 😑 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 16 Posted June 16 I just saw a firefly for the first time in…a very long time. That was pretty awesome, I guess. 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted June 17 Posted June 17 (edited) I'm so happy I'm not the only one to have misheard Macy Gray's song I try, the part where she says "My world crumbles when you are not here," as "I wear goggles when you are not here." Edited June 17 by Insipid 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 17 Posted June 17 Ghostrek's favorite Black Sabbath song is The Wirt. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 19 Posted June 19 (edited) Come on, tornado siren. You can stop now. I’m getting tired of hiding out in my bathroom. EDIT: All clear. Just rain and scattered thunderstorms for the rest of the night. No big deal. Edited June 19 by The_annoying_one 1 1 Quote
Jman Posted June 19 Posted June 19 The World Cup has me convinced American PEOPLE are great hosts, shame about the federal government. Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 19 Posted June 19 He has to be 'Elf actor' because Friday and San Andreas aren’t white enough for MSN reports. He was in Elf for 21 seconds. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted June 20 Posted June 20 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: He has to be 'Elf actor' because Friday and San Andreas aren’t white enough for MSN reports. He was in Elf for 21 seconds. Bro that shit pissed me off. How in tf you gonna call Big Worm "Elf actor". And what's worse is the people who act like they loved his role in fkn Elf 😑😆 2 Quote
Insipid Posted June 20 Posted June 20 "I don't smoke crack, it's meth." Uh, good for you, bro. Like that's any better. 😑 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 21 Posted June 21 Why has almost every funeral I’ve ever attended led to some asshole spreading a disrespectful opinion about things that have nothing to do with them? Do people really just suck that much? 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 22 Posted June 22 I just got invited to go see a movie tonight, and I have no idea what movie. I want to go, but I kind of don’t want to go. Quote
Chappi Posted June 22 Posted June 22 On 6/16/2026 at 8:13 PM, Insipid said: I'm so happy I'm not the only one to have misheard Macy Gray's song I try, the part where she says "My world crumbles when you are not here," as "I wear goggles when you are not here." My kid brain at the time used to think she was saying “I try to say goodbye and Machoke” 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 22 Posted June 22 19 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I just got invited to go see a movie tonight, and I have no idea what movie. I want to go, but I kind of don’t want to go. What movie? 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 22 Posted June 22 7 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said: What movie? Still don’t know yet. Probably either Obsession or Backrooms. Quote
André Toulon Posted June 23 Posted June 23 9 hours ago, André Toulon said: Sbs I thought this was the dinner thread apparently. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 23 Posted June 23 15 hours ago, André Toulon said: Sbs Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 23 Posted June 23 The Seinfeld episode "The Soup" should've been called either "The Suit," or "The Meal." The episode "The Soup Nazi" should've been called "The Soup." And the episode "The Mom and Pop Store" should've been called "The John Voight." 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 23 Posted June 23 To be fair, it was The Angel and the Gambler. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 24 Posted June 24 How down bad do have to be when your boss hits you up for money? Keep in mind this isn't the first time I've loaned money to my boss. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 25 Posted June 25 So, the name "Graham"... Which 'a' is the silent one? 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 25 Posted June 25 Last time I called my bank I got fucking yelled at for going in debt but thank you my #BankingFriendForever 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 25 Posted June 25 I had all day to take a nap, but I never did, and now it’s too late. Oh well. 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted June 26 Posted June 26 Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit. My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 26 Posted June 26 29 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit. My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you @discolé monade 1 Quote
mthor Posted June 26 Posted June 26 5 hours ago, André Toulon said: Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit. My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you It is the flavor of licorice root, and it is delicious. 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted June 26 Posted June 26 2 hours ago, mthor said: It is the flavor of licorice root, and it is delicious. 2 1 Quote
Lynnrael Posted June 27 Posted June 27 my gfs are so cool, it's crazy that i get to have 4 and go to pride with them. I'm so lucky 🥰 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 27 Posted June 27 Some dickwad on the internet just informed me I’m going to die alone, and my…my heart is broken now… 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted June 27 Posted June 27 5 hours ago, mthor said: It is the flavor of licorice root, and it is delicious. Similar in flavor to fennel, which is why traditional Italian sausage has licorice accents. Quote
Insipid Posted June 27 Posted June 27 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Similar in flavor to fennel, which is why traditional Italian sausage has licorice accents. And anise. All three are nasty af. My sister's ex was a very picky eater. The neighbor had made us anise cookies for Christmas. We all hated them but he thought they were delicious. 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted June 27 Posted June 27 38 minutes ago, Insipid said: And anise. All three are nasty af. My sister's ex was a very picky eater. The neighbor had made us anise cookies for Christmas. We all hated them but he thought they were delicious. That would be horrendous, and I love licorice. Quote
Insipid Posted June 27 Posted June 27 High thought: Donald Trump is so bitter about Hollywood shunning him. You see, they are world class actors, masters of their craft. They are the only ones who could roleplay an act that makes it seem Donald Trump could be tolerated in person in a way that is not fawning or sycophantic. What he has now is just pathetic, his cabinet full of dorks. He would do anything to be in room alone with Meryl Streep and she genuinely looks like she wants to fuck him. Of course she doesn't, but she's Meryl fucking Streep. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 04:20 AM Posted Saturday at 04:20 AM 20 minutes ago, Insipid said: High thought: Donald Trump is so bitter about Hollywood shunning him. You see, they are world class actors, masters of their craft. They are the only ones who could roleplay an act that makes it seem Donald Trump could be tolerated in person in a way that is not fawning or sycophantic. What he has now is just pathetic, his cabinet full of dorks. He would do anything to be in room alone with Meryl Streep and she genuinely looks like she wants to fuck him. Of course she doesn't, but she's Meryl fucking Streep. Robert De Niro was every boomer’s pop culture wet dream. In one fell swoop, millions of bad cholesterol pink motherfuckers had to pretend he was never part of cinema history ever. Imagine changing perhaps decades worth of your own views on entertainment for someone who tweets Wake Up, Punchy! 2 Quote
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