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I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow.

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9 hours ago, Insipid said:

I am blitzed. I remember an old story phillies had said when he smoked too much weed. He said he licked his waifu's butthole in front of his mother, and then she said he needed to see a therapist again. If I correctly recall his waifu was a dakimakura aka body pillow.

Yes, specifically one of his obsession, Miku.

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1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Nah, Tsunade's my waifu. :happyjerk:

You know, with her gambling habits, she'd probably be into polymarkets and crypto. Probably traded miku NFTs a few years ago.

Good luck with that, lol

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I can tell I’m old because the food truck has Qr Codes for payment apps but I just handed the guy cash.  No I don’t want to make this more complex than it needs to be.

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I mean, I guess it’s on you no matter what if you document yourself pissing on a grave for social media likes.

I just think it’s way the fuck overboard to catch a felony charge only days after it went viral on Instagram. If there were women or children that saw your penis in the cemetery then that’s a different story.

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On 6/13/2026 at 10:14 PM, Insipid said:

It's probably inappropriate to mention this in the condolences thread, but I never saw a reaction have two pages before.

It was a feat to die for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry.

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I'm so happy I'm not the only one to have misheard Macy Gray's song I try, the part where she says "My world crumbles when you are not here," as "I wear goggles when you are not here."

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Come on, tornado siren. You can stop now. I’m getting tired of hiding out in my bathroom.

EDIT: All clear. Just rain and scattered thunderstorms for the rest of the night. No big deal.

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2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

He has to be 'Elf actor' because Friday and San Andreas aren’t white enough for MSN reports. He was in Elf for 21 seconds.

Bro that shit pissed me off.

How in tf you gonna call Big Worm "Elf actor".

And what's worse is the people who act like they loved his role in fkn Elf 😑😆

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On 6/16/2026 at 8:13 PM, Insipid said:

I'm so happy I'm not the only one to have misheard Macy Gray's song I try, the part where she says "My world crumbles when you are not here," as "I wear goggles when you are not here."

My kid brain at the time used to think she was saying “I try to say goodbye and Machoke”

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19 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I just got invited to go see a movie tonight, and I have no idea what movie.

I want to go, but I kind of don’t want to go. :shock:

What movie?

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Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit.

My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you

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29 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit.

My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you

@discolé monade

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5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Wtf even is the "flavor" of black licorice...why is nothing else sold to share this taste...or why is it even a thing... I've never even seen the weird kids desperate to be different eat that shit.

My apologies in advance if you like black licorice, but it was worth it to meet you

It is the flavor of licorice root, and it is delicious. 

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5 hours ago, mthor said:

It is the flavor of licorice root, and it is delicious. 

Similar in flavor to fennel, which is why traditional Italian sausage has licorice accents.

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3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Similar in flavor to fennel, which is why traditional Italian sausage has licorice accents.

And anise. All three are nasty af.

My sister's ex was a very picky eater. The neighbor had made us anise cookies for Christmas. We all hated them but he thought they were delicious.

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38 minutes ago, Insipid said:

And anise. All three are nasty af.

My sister's ex was a very picky eater. The neighbor had made us anise cookies for Christmas. We all hated them but he thought they were delicious.

That would be horrendous, and I love licorice.

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High thought: Donald Trump is so bitter about Hollywood shunning him. You see, they are world class actors, masters of their craft. They are the only ones who could roleplay an act that makes it seem Donald Trump could be tolerated in person in a way that is not fawning or sycophantic. What he has now is just pathetic, his cabinet full of dorks. He would do anything to be in room alone with Meryl Streep and she genuinely looks like she wants to fuck him. Of course she doesn't, but she's Meryl fucking Streep.

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20 minutes ago, Insipid said:

High thought: Donald Trump is so bitter about Hollywood shunning him. You see, they are world class actors, masters of their craft. They are the only ones who could roleplay an act that makes it seem Donald Trump could be tolerated in person in a way that is not fawning or sycophantic. What he has now is just pathetic, his cabinet full of dorks. He would do anything to be in room alone with Meryl Streep and she genuinely looks like she wants to fuck him. Of course she doesn't, but she's Meryl fucking Streep.

Robert De Niro was every boomer’s pop culture wet dream. In one fell swoop, millions of bad cholesterol pink motherfuckers had to pretend he was never part of cinema history ever.

Imagine changing perhaps decades worth of your own views on entertainment for someone who tweets Wake Up, Punchy!

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