What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[Poof]

those big fake k-tits

[-Ninja_Jesus-]

How I can make more money.

[GuyBeardmane]

38 minutes ago, Poof said:

those big fake k-tits

Now I'M thinking of them too.

Wait, does your K mean Korean too, or are you referring to bra size?

[Kudasai]

Who the fuck just rolls up on a complete stranger while they're shopping trying to get buy something for them? Maybe I could've been more nicer but goddamn I just don't want to be fucking bothered while I'm trying to shop especially when I just got off work work.

[DragonSinger]

This 'Slap' situation is really working out for me. White celebrities are telling on themselves, and folks are whipping out archive footage for receipts. This is gonna be a fun week.

[Vamped]

1. This guilt about missing work is still insane to me. I had 2 meetings today and I had to take the miniature into the office to get my laptop and I feel terrible because I know he was feeling bad. 

2. What is the Magic School Bus ... exactly ... the actual bus 

[Kudasai]

Unpopular opinion, I think the original Transformers theme song sucks. Compared to G.I. Joe,  Thundercats and even Jem the Transformers theme is is just meh. I'll even go as far to say that the Japanese version is better than the original US version.

[Vamped]

You dropped off some Schweppes 2 days ago

don't nobody buy Schweppes .... excuse me while I go get the Canada Dry myself. You got that Schweppes to be petty XD

Guess what ... at your housewarming party I'm bringing 1 Little Ceasars pizza with the same disrespect as that Schweppes ... that's for people you don't like 

[bnmjy]

My autistic (not really, for those who can't take sarcasm) mind noticed a pattern with most places and average temperatures regarding months.

• January 1st coldest month
• February 2nd coldest month
• March 4th coldest month
• April 6th coldest month
• May 5th hottest month
• June 3rd hottest month
• July 1st hottest month
• August 2nd hottest month
• September 4th hottest month
• October 6th hottest month
• November 5th coldest month
• December 3rd coldest month

Meaningless numbers, but the way the evens and odds interchange bothers me for some reason . . .

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

21 hours ago, Vamped said:

You dropped off some Schweppes 2 days ago

don't nobody buy Schweppes .... excuse me while I go get the Canada Dry myself. You got that Schweppes to be petty XD

Guess what ... at your housewarming party I'm bringing 1 Little Ceasars pizza with the same disrespect as that Schweppes ... that's for people you don't like 

I think Sawdy would have something to say about this....

One time my dad bought Schweppe's just because the store was out of Canada Dry. Turns out Schweppe's is actually better, IMO. Can't remember my dad's opinion though. He hasn't bought ginger ale in quite a while.

Edited March 31, 2022 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Vamped]

58 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think Sawdy would have something to say about this....

One time my dad bought Schweppe's just because the store was out of Canada Dry. Turns out Schweppe's is actually better, IMO. Can't remember my dad's opinion though. He hasn't bought ginger ale in quite a while.

Its cool. We can fight about it too 

[Sawdamizer]

11 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Its cool. We can fight about it too 

Feelin froggy? Fuckin leap mother fucker!

fight me on the golf course like a real fucking “man”

Edited March 31, 2022 by Sawdamizer

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Feelin froggy? Fuckin leap mother fucker!

fight me on the golf course like a real fucking “man”

 

[Vamped]

Not that I was going .... but y'know .... guess I'll just leave this the whites 

 

[scoobdog]

Who taught the Ukranians the n-word?

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Not that I was going .... but y'know .... guess I'll just leave this the whites 

 

Most whites don't know any better either..

[Kudasai]

I don't feel guilty about staying late because someone decided to call off...the day after payday. So don't get mad at me be mad at the person that called off.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

16 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Who taught the Ukranians the n-word?

Most of the world indulges in our pop culture as much as we do.

[scoobdog]

3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Most of the world indulges in our pop culture as much as we do.

I get that.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

"Do you even lydian, bro?"

Nope, I'm too busy raiding the phrygian. 

[Vamped]

Somebody help them .... cause that's a mess 

[André Toulon]

.......This was meant for.....a different thread, but I'll just put it here so I can delete it from my phone.

 

[Gray Charles]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Somebody help them .... cause that's a mess 

I just got done reading that article about the BLM mansion too

[André Toulon]

Oh, they're all here...must have figured out they were in the phantom zone

Edited April 7, 2022 by André Toulon

[Ahutz]

All damn day I wonder why Im just so fucking insipid and ... drole?  Nah man, Im gonna sit this one out for at least a few more days.

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, mrwaxxy said:

All damn day I wonder why Im just so fucking insipid and ... drole?  Nah man, Im gonna sit this one out for at least a few more days.

Do you have that long?

[Vamped]

Like .... ain't nobody telling these people this is a bad idea? 

[scoobdog]

24 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Like .... ain't nobody telling these people this is a bad idea? 

I don’t know how you do it… live in Tennessee I mean.

[scoobdog]

Speaking of which….

 I can just imagine Nabs’ reaction at reading Dane go after Sawdy.

[The_annoying_one]

Why do I seem to forget everything, except for what I want to forget?

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I don’t know how you do it… live in Tennessee I mean.

I mean .... it's not Mississippi and there's Dolly Parton

 

[scoobdog]

33 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I mean .... it's not Mississippi and there's Dolly Parton

 

True...

[DragonSinger]

I'm so glad I've already been past the point of not wanting to deal with the fuckery of traditional publishing again. I would not want to be in the spot of trying to figure out my career now because everything is so much harder, especially when it comes to getting data. The goal posts keep changing so what's relevant now could be useless in a few months. Oh, you signed with a publisher because of the awesome editor they have who helped your book become a bestseller? Well shucks. That editor quit after the publisher lowered their pay and doubled their work. Have fun being on hiatus from 1-6 months as they wait to assign you another overworked editor. The unpredictable timetable totz won't piss off readers and affect your sales.

I think the fuck not.

Also thinking about how you guys might not see me for a while. The serial writing thing is doing better numbers than I predicted, and I like money so I gotta be laser focused now. Don't like burn the place down or whatever. 

[1pooh4u]

12 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

I'm so glad I've already been past the point of not wanting to deal with the fuckery of traditional publishing again. I would not want to be in the spot of trying to figure out my career now because everything is so much harder, especially when it comes to getting data. The goal posts keep changing so what's relevant now could be useless in a few months. Oh, you signed with a publisher because of the awesome editor they have who helped your book become a bestseller? Well shucks. That editor quit after the publisher lowered their pay and doubled their work. Have fun being on hiatus from 1-6 months as they wait to assign you another overworked editor. The unpredictable timetable totz won't piss off readers and affect your sales.

I think the fuck not.

Also thinking about how you guys might not see me for a while. The serial writing thing is doing better numbers than I predicted, and I like money so I gotta be laser focused now. Don't like burn the place down or whatever. 

Congratulations  

you’re asking a lot when you ask us to not burn the place down 😬😆

Edited April 9, 2022 by 1pooh4u

[DragonSinger]

9 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Congratulations  

you’re asking a lot when you ask us to burn the place down 😬😆

Thank you, and I'm going to believe you meant to leave out 'not' no matter what you say.

[Sawdamizer]

I got my wallet jacked out of my hotel room last night, so…. It’s going to be a fucking wild day of how resilient I can be…

so I’m thinking about that.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

I got my wallet jacked out of my hotel room last night, so…. It’s going to be a fucking wild day of how resilient I can be…

so I’m thinking about that.

Hookers, amirite

[Sawdamizer]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Hookers, amirite

You ain’t wrong 

[Azalar Hex]

I was thinking about boobs but now I'm wondering how Tennessee plans to stop the LGBTQ+ agenda by marrying kids.

Edited April 9, 2022 by Azalar Hex

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said:

I was thinking about boobs but now I'm wondering how Tennessee plans to stop the LGBTQ+ agenda by marrying kids.

We should ask a local. 

 

[Sawdamizer]

12 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

We should ask a local. 

 

See, I can see him getting arrested for this, while wearing the Kanye attire 

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

Thank you, and I'm going to believe you meant to leave out 'not' no matter what you say.

I definitely meant “not” but you see, it’s such a hard ask it can’t even be repeated properly 😆

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

I got my wallet jacked out of my hotel room last night, so…. It’s going to be a fucking wild day of how resilient I can be…

so I’m thinking about that.

Damn did you let people into the room or did it happen when you weren’t in the room?

[Sawdamizer]

6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Damn did you let people into the room or did it happen when you weren’t in the room?

Wasn’t in the room. They jumped the balcony it seems 

[1pooh4u]

10 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Wasn’t in the room. They jumped the balcony it seems 

Omg what a pia it’s gonna be to take care of everything. ☹️

[Sawdamizer]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Omg what a pia it’s gonna be to take care of everything. ☹️

Yeah, and I didn’t realize you could fly without ID… but you can… and it takes showing up 4 hours early to the airport and… whatever they need to do to verify me…

[1pooh4u]

13 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Yeah, and I didn’t realize you could fly without ID… but you can… and it takes showing up 4 hours early to the airport and… whatever they need to do to verify me…

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hopefully they can catch whoever did it. What a fuckin nightmare for you. 

[Sawdamizer]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hopefully they can catch whoever did it. What a fuckin nightmare for you. 

Eh, as long as I can make it home. Have to be in NYC Tuesday too… 

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said:

Eh, as long as I can make it home. Have to be in NYC Tuesday too… 

You’re going to be in midtown?

[Sawdamizer]

5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You’re going to be in midtown?

Yes