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Happy Day of Birth, homie!

Story time!

I was hanging out with some friends in college one time and they were like "Come to Monticello and hangout with us sometime!"

So, a year later my friend's grandma dies; and like any sane person he goes "my grandma died....you want to go on a trip?" I was thinking he meant to his Grandmother's place.

We're on the road for a couple hours in this 90's chevy silverado (come to find to find out it had absolutely no radio because that got goinked at some point) and I was like "hey P... where does your Grandmother live?"

He's all (and I shit you not, this dude now has a doctorate's in psychology) "I don't like dealing with death, so I figured we'd go visit *insert friends in fucking bumfuck monticello, Arkansas"

The year was 2007. We got there on a paper map because smartphones came out that year, but they hadn't released yet. I had to guide us, having never read a map before, we only missed one turn in either little rock or conway and, ended up in this place called Star City..... It smelled like poop.

We finally end up at the mazzios in town, because our buddy's all worked there. Our friends are like "you guys got here the perfect night! Afroman is performing at some fraternity boxing event!"

I was like "There is ABSOLUTELY. NO. FUCKING. WAY. AFROMAN. WOULD. VENTURE. INTO. THIS. SWAMP" they're full of it. So, about 3 hours later I'm watching these dudes beat the shit out of each other, and then Afroman performed.

That was my first visit to Monticello. That was also when I learned they have like 6 waffle house rip-offs the further you go south eastish

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11 hours ago, scoobdog said:

You stole it from me, Disco!

if you recall...i used to do the days of birth shout outs....

but then no one did mine....

and so...i stopped.

that was......3 years ago?

eh...

Edited by discolé monade
and i coined that phrase...or I WAS the one that only used it...so there. suck it. like the girls from bejing.
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Is your birthday registered to you account here, because should show up and I should see it.

I don't think you HH page has a birthday attached to it, but if your main account still has your birthday attached to it, I might not see it because I stopped most peoples birthday notifications on FB because I got sick of people making bogus accounts to "hide from their haters" with fake birthdays just so when that day rolled around they could go "oh it's not my birthday, y'all should know that" 

Look, Peaches...I never knew your fucking birthday, we were barely fucking friends in school. My homeboy said you have good head but you burnt him ...knowing your birthday was never a priority of mine 

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20 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Maybe the age difference? Maybe John Lennon just isn't that big of a part of my upbringing...Maybe because neither of them is the reason I still get accosted by Yoko every so often. 

Or maybe I was just looking to shoehorn a loosely related song into my response. Any number of things

I would have accepted "No, No, No" by Def Leppard.

Hoppy Birdy!

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