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2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread

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Hail Mary play is good! Touchdown Broncos! (Still need to go for two to force overtime.)

Edit: 2-point-conversion is no good. (Probably should've been DPI on the Commanders, but no flags on the field.)

Cue MD melting down in 3...2...1...

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Sorry, MD.
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Breaking his clavicle while yelling Jews did 9/11

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That’s what Sean Payton gets for shit talking Nathaniel Hackett as being the worst coaching he’s ever seen. That coming from a dude who incentivized physically injuring players on opposing teams. Look at him now. 0-2. 

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3 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

On one hand, Giants achieved their biggest comeback win since 1949.

On the other hand, we have Saquon down and there is no god.

Is he out for the season?  
 

I don’t think the Giants are going to beat the 49ers tonight without him

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On 9/20/2023 at 4:54 AM, CountFrylock said:

currently 2-0 in the UEMB Yahoo Fantasy football league and i wasn't even online for the draft  so my team was on auto-pick....

 

I can't get mad at you for doing that because I've had to do that in the past as well. Still, I liked actually drafting players and feeling the frustration of certain players not being available by the time it was my turn to pick. And so far, it's paid off pretty well, too. And I like my team, too. Granted, I've had to make a move or two, but overall, the South Park Cows are kicking butt!

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3 hours ago, scoobdog said:

That's some straight up bullshit.

It changed the entire game and it happens to this team all the time.  Statistically the NY Jets are among a few teams that have a high percentage of calls that do not go their way.  That’s the reason it’s so noticeable when calls DO go their way. They’re definitely not the darlings of the NFL 💩

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On 9/21/2023 at 5:22 PM, scoobdog said:

That's some straight up bullshit.

Yes, it certainly is. Of course, the league can't go back and change what happened. Okay. I take that back. Maybe they could, kinda like how MLB made the Royals and Yankees replay the final inning of the infamous Pine Tar Game after it was determined that the umpire who called George Brett out for violating how much of the bat can be covered by pine tar made the wrong call. But with how bye weeks and such have to be reevaluated and moved around to accomodate such a thing, I don't see it happening. (Besides, there's no precedent for such a thing happening in the NFL anyway so it's a moot point.)

Oh, and thanks again for pinning the Fantasy Football thread, man. All of us in the league this year appreciate it.

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Goin to the game in a couple of hour it’s NE @ NYJ the jets haven’t beaten NE in 7 years. That’s 14 fuckin games. Hopefully that changes today but yous guys that been following the football threads for a while know that’s I never been to a winning game…no wait I seem them beat the titans about 5 years ago. So I bern to one winning game. Bet and make your picks accordingly 😆

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8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Goin to the game in a couple of hour it’s NE @ NYJ the jets haven’t beaten NE in 7 years. That’s 14 fuckin games. Hopefully that changes today but yous guys that been following the football threads for a while know that’s I never been to a winning game…no wait I seem them beat the titans about 5 years ago. So I bern to one winning game. Bet and make your picks accordingly 😆

Good luck. I'll be rooting for y'all to finally beat Darth Belichick's team.

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7 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Good luck. I'll be rooting for y'all to finally beat Darth Belichick's team.

It’s gonna be raining pretty hard during the game maybe that’ll work in the jets favor idk 

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My Texans are currently leading the reigning and defending AFC South Champion Jacksonville Jaguars 14-0 with 4:06 remaining in the first half. C.J. Stroud is leading us with a battered offensive line.

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Hoping we can upset and beat the lions but my continued voyeurism will only hurt our chances so I'm just gonna turn on the Sunday ticket mix after half time on the computer and play Strider.... because I got fucking Strider.

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We just muffed a kickoff...and our fullback picked up the football and took it to the house for a Texans touchdown. God, I love this game! XD

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I'm not going to say those 18 unanswered points in the 4th from GB were not awesome... but that was a shit game 

 

I thought Jordan Love played way too well for that score, I saw way too many penalties and dropped passes

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1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Jfc, the Dolphins ran through the damn Broncs. Did Prime coach them too.

If this was Madden, they got skunked like 3 times in one game.

How are the Broncos AND Bears bad enough that these scorelines are happening when there's supposed to be some level of parity in this?

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

How are the Broncos AND Bears bad enough that these scorelines are happening when there's supposed to be some level of parity in this?

Next week, Bears v Broncos - 0-0 tie.

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4 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Jfc, the Dolphins ran through the damn Broncs. Did Prime coach them too.

If this was Madden, they got skunked like 3 times in one game.

70-20 I never seen a team score 70 pts before 

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I don't often feel bad for sportsbooks but how do you set a line for a game that everyone's going to go "Can I just...bet that these two teams tie?"

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On 9/17/2023 at 5:44 PM, Gemini said:

Hail Mary play is good! Touchdown Broncos! (Still need to go for two to force overtime.)

Edit: 2-point-conversion is no good. (Probably should've been DPI on the Commanders, but no flags on the field.)

Cue MD melting down in 3...2...1...

There was PI on that 2 point conversion. I will die on that hill.

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The Jets are looking into Trevor Siemian and all I can say is “Fuckin no way” also Joe Namath is a fuckin dildo. He’s the most famous Jet QB in NYJ history. He can’t be talking shit about Zach Wilson. Aaron Rodgers called him out for it and I’m glad. He owes the kid an apology like yesterday 

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Scores and week 4 games are up. Sorry it’s late. Ofc if you guys need feel free to pick TNF and then the rest after the game is over. 
 

@Master-Debater131 I know football is depressing af for us both but don’t forget to pick this week had i noticed I would have said something but I didn’t realize you hadn’t played week 3 

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