I am above you all.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

I'm more than forklift certified.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am certified to maintain and repair them.

(I hate driving reach trucks.)

[Raptorpat]

doesn't that mean you're below us, forklifting us into the sky

[viperxmns]

I lift fork to eat da spaghet

[The_annoying_one]

Joke’s on you! I prefer to be as low to the ground as possible.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

40 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

doesn't that mean you're below us, forklifting us into the sky

You wouldn't be lifted if it weren't for me

[Rogue_Alphonse]

41 minutes ago, viperxmns said:

I lift fork to eat da spaghet

Tweest da fork

[Rogue_Alphonse]

41 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Joke’s on you! I prefer to be as low to the ground as possible.

How low ;3

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

How low ;3

The lowest. >_>

[Lynnrael]

I'm not even certified, they shouldn't let me drive them at all but they do

[Raptorpat]

37 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

You wouldn't be lifted if it weren't for me

lift me harder, daddeh

[scoobdog]

Why do you hate driving reach forklifts?

[Seight]

But do you own an air fryer?

[SwimOdin]

I am not certified, but I have used scissor lifts infrequently at my job. They’re useful!

[André Toulon]

12 hours ago, Seight said:

But do you own an air fryer?

I've bought 3 and I still don't own one

[Gemini]

This is the song written for the train chase.
This is the chase, Rocky and Ken!
He tried to kill me with a forklift…
Olé!

 

Somewhat related:

 

Edited February 3, 2024 by Gemini

[tsar4]

23 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I'm more than forklift certified.

 

Certified, why would anyone need to be certified to drive a fork?  I never had a certification & drove many on & off for 20 years.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Certified, why would anyone need to be certified to drive a fork?  I never had a certification & drove many on & off for 20 years.

Equipment has come a long way. Don't get me started on Spork certification.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

On 2/2/2024 at 12:16 AM, Lynnrael said:

I'm not even certified, they shouldn't let me drive them at all but they do

That's how most places are.

 

Except Lowe's. They get mad if the fucking mechanic who is there to work on it drives it. We have to test them and we prefer to take them outside where no people or products are... just incase...

 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

On 2/2/2024 at 12:35 AM, Raptorpat said:

lift me harder, daddeh

All the way? I'll fully extend my mast if that's what you want.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

23 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Why do you hate driving reach forklifts?

The controls are touchy as fuck and the outriggers sort of throw me off when I squeeze through tight areas.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

19 hours ago, Seight said:

But do you own an air fryer?

Technically, yes.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

7 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

I am not certified, but I have used scissor lifts infrequently at my job. They’re useful!

Also easier to operate lmao

[discolé monade]

can not operated a forklift, but i can drive a 5 ton. 

[tsar4]

9 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Equipment has come a long way. Don't get me started on Spork certification.

Meh.  Sounds more like people are just getting dumber. 

[TrigunBebop]

I can be under you... For the right price.

I mean what? 

[scoobdog]

17 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

The controls are touchy as fuck and the outriggers sort of throw me off when I squeeze through tight areas.

The controls are touchy.   Boom out can be nerve wracking.

[Gemini]

19 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

That's how most places are.

 

Except Lowe's. They get mad if the fucking mechanic who is there to work on it drives it. We have to test them and we prefer to take them outside where no people or products are... just incase...

 

Have you ever said "He thinks I'm a palette!" while barely getting out of the way of a forklift? lol

[Rogue_Alphonse]

12 hours ago, discolé monade said:

can not operated a forklift, but i can drive a 5 ton. 

That is a cooler skill in my book.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

9 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Meh.  Sounds more like people are just getting dumber. 

But it saves time!!

[Rogue_Alphonse]

7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

I can be under you... For the right price.

I mean what? 

How much? :3

[Rogue_Alphonse]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

The controls are touchy.   Boom out can be nerve wracking.

I just don't like how touchy the acceleration and vague ass steering are.

Speaking of that, i have to replace a steer module (the crank wheel) and the steering control unit in a Lowe's truck next week.

Edited February 4, 2024 by Rogue_Alphonse

[scoobdog]

That sounds like a failing hydraulic line or pump on your steering.

[TrigunBebop]

2 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

How much? :3

Free

Edited February 4, 2024 by TrigunBebop

[Mix]

11 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

I can be under you... For the right price.

I mean what? 

one soul

[TrigunBebop]

12 hours ago, Anthony Devulder said:

one bag of 24 inch Tuftex balloons

*Fixed

[Mix]

1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said:

*Fixed

and i'll throw in the soul for free

[Rogue_Alphonse]

On 2/3/2024 at 8:56 PM, scoobdog said:

That sounds like a failing hydraulic line or pump on your steering.

The diagnosis code says otherwise. The guy training me saw it and instantly knew what it was. The truck moves at low speed and suddenly stops with code 40070 (I'd have to look on my work phone to verify that) and basically he said they run the battery too low on charge or water, cause a very high amp draw on the steer module, it shorts out and takes the steering controller with it in the process. He's been doing this for 20 years so I won't question him about it lmao

[Rogue_Alphonse]

22 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Free

It won't be free.

 

I'll give you cuddles :3

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

The diagnosis code says otherwise. The guy training me saw it and instantly knew what it was. The truck moves at low speed and suddenly stops with code 40070 (I'd have to look on my work phone to verify that) and basically he said they run the battery too low on charge or water, cause a very high amp draw on the steer module, it shorts out and takes the steering controller with it in the process. He's been doing this for 20 years so I won't question him about it lmao

These newer units are a real pain.

[TrigunBebop]

On 2/4/2024 at 9:30 PM, Rogue_Alphonse said:

It won't be free.

 

I'll give you cuddles :3

I am okay with this. :3

[discolé monade]

[PhilosipherStoned]

Grats I guess. Really isn't that hard of a cert to get from what I've heard, I've just never needed it for a position or tried.

I have forklift certs, but where I'm from though uncle flaco teaches you how to drive the lift before either of you are certified. 

 

[André Toulon]

I'm certified in the way that OSHA didn't shut us down when they came on the floor.

Which just means I guess they took the Foreman's word for it