Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I'm more than forklift certified. I am certified to maintain and repair them. (I hate driving reach trucks.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 doesn't that mean you're below us, forklifting us into the sky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I lift fork to eat da spaghet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Joke’s on you! I prefer to be as low to the ground as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 40 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: doesn't that mean you're below us, forklifting us into the sky You wouldn't be lifted if it weren't for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 41 minutes ago, viperxmns said: I lift fork to eat da spaghet Tweest da fork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 41 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Joke’s on you! I prefer to be as low to the ground as possible. How low ;3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: How low ;3 The lowest. >_> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I'm not even certified, they shouldn't let me drive them at all but they do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 37 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: You wouldn't be lifted if it weren't for me lift me harder, daddeh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Why do you hate driving reach forklifts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 But do you own an air fryer? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I am not certified, but I have used scissor lifts infrequently at my job. They’re useful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 12 hours ago, Seight said: But do you own an air fryer? I've bought 3 and I still don't own one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 (edited) This is the song written for the train chase. This is the chase, Rocky and Ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift… Olé! Somewhat related: Edited February 3 by Gemini 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 23 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'm more than forklift certified. Certified, why would anyone need to be certified to drive a fork? I never had a certification & drove many on & off for 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: Certified, why would anyone need to be certified to drive a fork? I never had a certification & drove many on & off for 20 years. Equipment has come a long way. Don't get me started on Spork certification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 On 2/2/2024 at 12:16 AM, Lynnrael said: I'm not even certified, they shouldn't let me drive them at all but they do That's how most places are. Except Lowe's. They get mad if the fucking mechanic who is there to work on it drives it. We have to test them and we prefer to take them outside where no people or products are... just incase... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 On 2/2/2024 at 12:35 AM, Raptorpat said: lift me harder, daddeh All the way? I'll fully extend my mast if that's what you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 23 hours ago, scoobdog said: Why do you hate driving reach forklifts? The controls are touchy as fuck and the outriggers sort of throw me off when I squeeze through tight areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 19 hours ago, Seight said: But do you own an air fryer? Technically, yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 7 hours ago, SwimOdin said: I am not certified, but I have used scissor lifts infrequently at my job. They’re useful! Also easier to operate lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 can not operated a forklift, but i can drive a 5 ton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 9 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: Equipment has come a long way. Don't get me started on Spork certification. Meh. Sounds more like people are just getting dumber. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 I can be under you... For the right price. I mean what? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 17 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: The controls are touchy as fuck and the outriggers sort of throw me off when I squeeze through tight areas. The controls are touchy. Boom out can be nerve wracking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 19 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: That's how most places are. Except Lowe's. They get mad if the fucking mechanic who is there to work on it drives it. We have to test them and we prefer to take them outside where no people or products are... just incase... Have you ever said "He thinks I'm a palette!" while barely getting out of the way of a forklift? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 12 hours ago, discolé monade said: can not operated a forklift, but i can drive a 5 ton. That is a cooler skill in my book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 9 hours ago, tsar4 said: Meh. Sounds more like people are just getting dumber. But it saves time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I can be under you... For the right price. I mean what? How much? :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: The controls are touchy. Boom out can be nerve wracking. I just don't like how touchy the acceleration and vague ass steering are. Speaking of that, i have to replace a steer module (the crank wheel) and the steering control unit in a Lowe's truck next week. Edited February 4 by Rogue_Alphonse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 That sounds like a failing hydraulic line or pump on your steering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: How much? :3 Free Edited February 4 by TrigunBebop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 11 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I can be under you... For the right price. I mean what? one soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 12 hours ago, Anthony Devulder said: one bag of 24 inch Tuftex balloons *Fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: *Fixed and i'll throw in the soul for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 On 2/3/2024 at 8:56 PM, scoobdog said: That sounds like a failing hydraulic line or pump on your steering. The diagnosis code says otherwise. The guy training me saw it and instantly knew what it was. The truck moves at low speed and suddenly stops with code 40070 (I'd have to look on my work phone to verify that) and basically he said they run the battery too low on charge or water, cause a very high amp draw on the steer module, it shorts out and takes the steering controller with it in the process. He's been doing this for 20 years so I won't question him about it lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 22 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Free It won't be free. I'll give you cuddles :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 3 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: The diagnosis code says otherwise. The guy training me saw it and instantly knew what it was. The truck moves at low speed and suddenly stops with code 40070 (I'd have to look on my work phone to verify that) and basically he said they run the battery too low on charge or water, cause a very high amp draw on the steer module, it shorts out and takes the steering controller with it in the process. He's been doing this for 20 years so I won't question him about it lmao These newer units are a real pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 On 2/4/2024 at 9:30 PM, Rogue_Alphonse said: It won't be free. I'll give you cuddles :3 I am okay with this. :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Grats I guess. Really isn't that hard of a cert to get from what I've heard, I've just never needed it for a position or tried. I have forklift certs, but where I'm from though uncle flaco teaches you how to drive the lift before either of you are certified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I'm certified in the way that OSHA didn't shut us down when they came on the floor. Which just means I guess they took the Foreman's word for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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