Foods you want permabanned from Thankgiving

[Mode 7]

Chitlins aka Shitlins

Sweet potatoes/Yams

Ham

Pumpkin Pie (Yeah I said it )

[André Toulon]

We don't have any of that anyway so I'm ahead of the game 

[Insipid]

green bean casserole, fucking nasty.

That's all really.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I don't mind ham if it's served in conjunction with turkey, but if ham is served INSTEAD of turkey, fuck off with that shit.

I can't think of anything I would want banned just because I find enough that I like anyway, so the stuff I don't want I just leave alone, no harm, no foul.

[1pooh4u]

Cranberry sauce especially that canned gel stuff 

[André Toulon]

20 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Cranberry sauce especially that canned gel stuff 

😤

[1pooh4u]

29 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

😤

You like that stuff?  In my house no one even bothered to make it look not like the can it came out of.  Sorry bro, I’m anti cranberry sauce 

linda belcher liked it though so you’re in good company 

 

[André Toulon]

😤😤😤😤😤

[André Toulon]

I want Pooh perm'd from Thanksgiving....not for cranberry sauce, but for Linda Belcher

[1pooh4u]

5 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I want Pooh perm'd from Thanksgiving....not for cranberry sauce, but for Linda Belcher

I’m going for the trifecta 

Coffee cocktails before the thanksgiving feast

 

[1pooh4u]

I’m getting b& from life if I keep this up 😬

[André Toulon]

Nevermind, I ain't coming. 

Sitting at home and ordering Stockade.

Sadly, this might be my reality this year.

[The_annoying_one]

Sweet potato casserole.

I love sweet potatoes but the casserole is the spawn of Satan.

[mthor]

Cranberry sauce can stay (I make my own) but jello salad has to go.

[[classic swim]]

Beans.

[scoobdog]

Turkey.

J/K.  Can't have Thanksgiving without the turkey, but, it upsets my stomach for some reason.

[Gemini]

Pear salad - pear halves topped with mayonnaise and cheddar cheese. Some recipes call for a cherry or grape on top as well, but my family doesn’t do that.

[Gemini]

45 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Turkey.

J/K.  Can't have Thanksgiving without the turkey, but, it upsets my stomach for some reason.

Son, I was fixing to say… lol

In all seriousness, I’m sorry it upsets your stomach. It could be the seasonings that you use. (This is just a guess so don’t quote me on that.)

Edited November 16, 2023 by Gemini

[Mode 7]

48 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Turkey.

J/K.  Can't have Thanksgiving without the turkey, but, it upsets my stomach for some reason.

You had it right the first time 

[scoobdog]

13 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Son, I was fixing to say… lol

In all seriousness, I’m sorry it upsets your stomach. It could be the seasonings that you use. (This is just a guess so don’t quote me on that.)

No, it's the turkey.  I don't season it.

I can usually eat turkey sandwiches alright, but even that is limited to thinly sliced deli-meat turkey.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 minutes ago, -Kudasai- said:

You had it right the first time 

You want to ban ham AND turkey? What do you want instead?

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You want to ban ham AND turkey? What do you want instead?

Prime Rib, of course.

[Mode 7]

6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You want to ban ham AND turkey? What do you want instead?

Two whole chickens

[Mode 7]

If I see this bullshit

Spoiler

Your ass is mine

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, -Kudasai- said:

If I see this bullshit

  Reveal hidden contents

Your ass is mine

 

I don't think I've seen that in years. I think the white grannies who made that shit when it was en vogue are mostly dead now.

[André Toulon]

8 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I don't think I've seen that in years. I think the white grannies who made that shit when it was en vogue are mostly dead now.

Nah I had a coworker make this shit a few years ago....I'll say 2017. 

I definitely hopes she's dead but she wasn't a granny.

And I don't really hope she's dead, but I hope someone boxed her snitching ass down.

[ghostrek]

Human flesh and weird pumpkin pie hybrids like chocolate pumpkin pie or strawberry cheesecake pumpkin pie 

and buying a chicken and calling it turkey band that shit

[Gemini]

Just now, ghostrek said:

Human flesh and weird pumpkin pie hybrids like chocolate pumpkin pie or strawberry cheesecake pumpkin pie 

and buying a chicken and calling it turkey band that shit

Is this supposed to be a Soylent Green reference? lol

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, Gemini said:

Is this supposed to be a Soylent Green reference? lol

  sure let's just go with that

[Gemini]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

  sure let's just go with that

Good save. lol

In all seriousness, I pray that's a joke. Because if it's not, we'd have to ask you a hell of a lot of questions. lol

[Mode 7]

9 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

Human flesh

Spoiler

 

 

[Gemini]

Back to my original reply, this is what I mean, @The_annoying_one:

 

This is the version with cherries on top:

[The_annoying_one]

Sorry for the confused react, man. I honestly had no idea what you were talking about. Now that I see it, I almost want to change it to a mad react (if we had those). 

[Gemini]

6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Sorry for the confused react, man. I honestly had no idea what you were talking about. Now that I see it, I almost want to change it to a mad react (if we had those). 

Try having to eat that as a side dish at every Thanksgiving and Christmas for over thirty years. lol (The first one; not the second one.)

And it's okay. No problem whatsoever.

Edited November 16, 2023 by Gemini

[[classic swim]]

28 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

and buying a chicken and calling it turkey band that shit

YEAH!

[Gemini]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Prime Rib, of course.

Ooh! That sounds good.

[katt_goddess]

Cranberries. Absolutely disgusting no matter how they show up. They are only good for one thing - a patio full of drunk birds because they'll eat those dang things and cranberries ferment without falling off the branch. 

Sweet potatoes can go rot too. Gross. 

[André Toulon]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[Still Me]

I’m not a fan of giblet gravy. I had a neighbor that instead of the gibbies she used boiled eggs. Gave it more or less the same flavor. 
 

not a fan

[Still Me]

9 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Cranberry sauce especially that canned gel stuff 

I don’t think we can put them all on the same pedestal tho. I like the one that has the berries still in it. Different feel

[katt_goddess]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

🤦🏿‍♂️

In my defense, I was the one that would have to go out into the great ick to berry pick on those years where it was decided we'd have real cranberries and not the jiggle-can berries. I was the only one that was able to walk across branches in the marshes without breaking them and falling in. All the spider webs. >.< And everyone was forced to eat them, it wasn't optional. Cranberries and sweet potatoes were the lutefisk of my childhood Thanksgivings.

[André Toulon]

4 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

In my defense, I was the one that would have to go out into the great ick to berry pick on those years where it was decided we'd have real cranberries and not the jiggle-can berries. I was the only one that was able to walk across branches in the marshes without breaking them and falling in. All the spider webs. >.< And everyone was forced to eat them, it wasn't optional. Cranberries and sweet potatoes were the lutefisk of my childhood Thanksgivings.

Nah, wasn't you this time. 

But I guess I haven't actually named something I want banned, and honestly, non-baked macaroni....if you didn't even bake it, what are you Even doing.

My answer is really sweet potato pie but that was covered in the OP 

[nameraka]

[PhilosipherStoned]

sweet potatos and yams.

[Icarus27k]

Know how your family has a secret recipe that was passed down from your grandparents, but it's sad because they were poor and the food reflects that?

 

That's what I want banned. 

[ghostrek]

Prime rib and ham  i'm not a fan of Turkey either but it's thanksgiving so it has to be turkey