tsar4 Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Jon Lovitz should sue Santos for stealing his "Tommy Flanagan" bit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 7 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: JESUS CHRIST EVEN HIS MONEY ISN'T REAL?!? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 28, 2023 Author Share Posted January 28, 2023 Campaign finance fraud is what will ultimately get him kicked out of Congress, because of the going to jail. But then it'll turn out there is no George Santos, that it was several turkeys stacked in a trench coat all along. https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1619119588133797893 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Campaign finance fraud is what will ultimately get him kicked out of Congress, because of the going to jail. But then it'll turn out there is no George Santos, that it was several turkeys stacked in a trench coat all along. https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1619119588133797893 I think George Santos is like the 3 kids in a trench coat in Bojack Horseman Vincent Adultman 😆 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I think George Santos is like the 3 kids in a trench coat in Bojack Horseman Vincent Adultman 😆 Three kids in a trench coat would have come up with better lies. Also, he's too short. He's two kids in a trench coat, tops. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Mix said: Three kids in a trench coat would have come up with better lies. Also, he's too short. He's two kids in a trench coat, tops. How about 2 kids and a female “little person” on top? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: How about 2 kids and a female “little person” on top? 2 kids, a female little person, and.....chemical X 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 16 hours ago, Mix said: 2 kids, a female little person, and.....chemical X Now it makes sense the real George Santos 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 31, 2023 Author Share Posted January 31, 2023 https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1620432993138651138 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Raptorpat said: https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1620432993138651138 I wonder what angle he’s working. I have a hard time believing he stepped away from assignments because he thought it was the right thing to do. Maybe he’s about to leave the country? 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Raptorpat said: https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1620432993138651138 I used this in another thread but it feels like it works here to. Rare day when I get to use the same Futurama reference twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I wonder what angle he’s working. I have a hard time believing he stepped away from assignments because he thought it was the right thing to do. Maybe he’s about to leave the country? 😬 Whatever he came for, he may have got and now he's going to run before he can get pinched or lynched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 6 hours ago, Raptorpat said: https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1620432993138651138 He's done everything he wanted to do in his committees. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 1, 2023 Author Share Posted February 1, 2023 https://twitter.com/JoseManrique93/status/1620437076956315651?s=20&t=MDBgVGEsk6LYk6QDk8_mOw 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 9 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I wonder what angle he’s working. I have a hard time believing he stepped away from assignments because he thought it was the right thing to do. Maybe he’s about to leave the country? 😬 I think it's pretty simple. Being on committees is more work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 I just learned sieght's name is Jose Manrique 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: I just learned sieght's name is Jose Manrique 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 14 hours ago, André Toulon said: I just learned sieght's name is Jose Manrique I just want to see @Seight's notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/desantis-florida-venue-liquor-license-drag_n_63decf98e4b0c8e3fc851fc7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 8, 2023 Author Share Posted February 8, 2023 https://twitter.com/MZanona/status/1623152319419260930 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 8, 2023 Author Share Posted February 8, 2023 https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1623165717079007232 oh man Mittens got major burned after tilting Santos 🔥🔥🔥 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 10, 2023 Author Share Posted February 10, 2023 https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1624051856530984962?s=20&t=23QCRt_s1BsC49srYdY-ZA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 10, 2023 Author Share Posted February 10, 2023 WE MUST GO DEEPER https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1624114299219083269 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 He's a neven ending source of amusement, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 11, 2023 Author Share Posted February 11, 2023 https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1624198267184488449?s=20 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted February 15, 2023 Author Share Posted February 15, 2023 https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1625912769152155661 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 Quote Prosecutors in Brazil have agreed to a deal with Rep. George Santos in a case in which he is accused of defrauding a Rio de Janeiro area clerk of $1,300 over clothes and shoes in 2008, documents obtained by CNN show. A petition from Santos’ attorney requesting a deal says Santos would agree to formally confess to the crime and pay damages to the victim, a Rio de Janeiro area clerk, as is required under Brazilian law. A memo from prosecutors agreeing to the deal last week asked the defense for assurances they have the ability to contact the victim to repay him before the deal is finalized. In a statement to CNN, the prosecutors’ office acknowledged the memo but stressed that the deal is not final until all conditions are met. The petition from Santos’ attorney, filed in January, requests a non-prosecutorial agreement in lieu of a trial for his client, arguing that Santos is now gainfully employed and “re-socialized.” The petition also requested permission for Santos to be contacted by the court via email or phone, and participate in the proceedings via videoconference. Agreements can be reached in non-violent cases where the sentencing minimum is under four years. Santos did not comment when asked about this reporting on Capitol Hill by CNN’s Manu Raju. CNN has reached out to attorneys for Santos in Brazil and the United States. In 2010, Santos told police he wrote bad checks from a stolen checkbook belonging to an elderly man his mother cared for to purchase the items. Santos told the New York Post in December he had not been charged with any crime in Brazil. “I am not a criminal here – not here or in Brazil or any jurisdiction in the world. Absolutely not. That didn’t happen,” he said at the time. After Santos left for the United States, Brazilian authorities could not find an address to serve him papers intimating him to appear in court, which eventually led to the archiving of the case, until it was reopened in January. Prosecutors could not comment further, as the case is under a gag order. https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/24/politics/george-santos-prosecutors-brazil-fraud-case/index.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 For a party supposedly tough on crime, they sure do put a lot of criminals in office. Some regular shmuck sitting in jail over some non violent felony won’t be able to get gainful employment anywhere but the ones with cash can run for, and win elected office. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: For a party supposedly tough on crime, they sure do put a lot of criminals in office. Some regular shmuck sitting in jail over some non violent felony won’t be able to get gainful employment anywhere but the ones with cash can run for, and win elected office. Cash they stole from veterans with sick dogs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 5, 2023 Author Share Posted April 5, 2023 https://twitter.com/AliBaumanTV/status/1643249606854078468 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1648042407907192863?s=20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 The balls on this motherfucker. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 It’s not all that surprising given the questionable playbook Hoebert used to secure her reelection in a competitive district. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Top Gun said: The balls on this motherfucker. They are bedazzled and can be seen in person at any Lindsey Graham fundgrifting event held in any of the MAGAt states that haven't banned drag shows yet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Raptorpat said: https://twitter.com/Santos4Congress/status/1648042407907192863?s=20 Wait, how do we know he's actually doing this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 Would *George Santos* lie? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 On 4/17/2023 at 2:16 PM, Top Gun said: The balls on this motherfucker. I mean, are we absolutely sure he has balls at this point? With the number of lies he has spewed I think its absolutely fair game to question if he is lying about his genitalia. Note: I DO NOT WANT PROOF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/politics/george-santos-charged-justice-department/index.html Exclusive: Rep. George Santos charged by Justice Department in federal probe Federal prosecutors have filed criminal charges against New York Rep. George Santos, the Republican lawmaker whose astonishing pattern of lies and fabrications stunned even hardened politicos, according to three sources familiar with the matter. Santos is expected to appear as soon as Wednesday at federal court in New York’s eastern district, where the charges have been filed under seal. The exact nature of the charges couldn’t immediately be learned but the FBI and the Justice Department public integrity prosecutors in New York and Washington have been examining allegations of false statements in Santos’ campaign finance filings and other claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 How can they charge a card-carrying member of the Avengers? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/politics/george-santos-charged-justice-department/index.html Exclusive: Rep. George Santos charged by Justice Department in federal probe Federal prosecutors have filed criminal charges against New York Rep. George Santos, the Republican lawmaker whose astonishing pattern of lies and fabrications stunned even hardened politicos, according to three sources familiar with the matter. Santos is expected to appear as soon as Wednesday at federal court in New York’s eastern district, where the charges have been filed under seal. The exact nature of the charges couldn’t immediately be learned but the FBI and the Justice Department public integrity prosecutors in New York and Washington have been examining allegations of false statements in Santos’ campaign finance filings and other claims. I cannot believe that EGOT winner George Santos would stoop this low. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) You would think George Santos' Pulitzer Prize for Music after he composed Silent Night: Opera in Two Acts would earn him some trust points. Edited May 10, 2023 by Icarus27k 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 "I, George Santos, patent holder of the Dairy Queen Blizzard, plead not guilty, Your Honor." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 If nothing else, this asshat has given us way too many potential memes. Which he has already copyrighted from the future using a time machine he built from scraps in a cave in the desert. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 Say it ain't so! https://twitter.com/AP/status/1656289415403061248?s=20 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 I just heard this on the radio and knew I wasn't going to get outta that truck soon enough to post it first....glad i looked before posting tho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 https://web.archive.org/web/20230316074603/https:/thespectator.com/topic/george-santos-interview-promises-performance-art “And while he's seen every Lord of the Rings movie, he said the Hobbit prequels are better as they "give you more depth" and that The Battle of the Five Armies is ‘my favorite fucking movie.’" THROW THIS FUCKER IN JAIL 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Carlson, FOX, Trump, Santos. Glad the justice ball has finally started to roll. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 <.< >.> *lobs this into the thread and runs away giggling... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Santos claims to have evidence that he was unemployed when he collected unemployment. I’m sure he has absolutely no defense for any of this. The Republicans won’t demand he step down because that eats into their thin majority. I’m don’t even think he’ll go to jail either. He will probably take some sort of deal where he won’t run for re-election in exchange for not going to prison. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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