McCarthy Speaker & GOP House Majority Drama

[Icarus27k]

I met Marjorie Taylor Greene once for like five seconds. It was 2018 and it was at some event near my hometown. I knew she was interested in running for office somewhere. 

She seemed normal for those five seconds. 

[katt_goddess]

14 hours ago, scoobdog said:

After this election... she'll be shooting up under an interstate overpass.

They'll be sharing an OnlyFans account as 'Bo-Bo & the Howler Monkey' hoping for that sweet sweet Santos money. 

Saddest OnlyFans since Rachel Dozezal asked Black Santa for a remote gynecological exam. 

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

They'll be sharing an OnlyFans account as 'Bo-Bo & the Howler Monkey' hoping for that sweet sweet Santos money. 

Saddest OnlyFans since Rachel Dozezal asked Black Santa for a remote gynecological exam. 

They hate each other.  So... An Only Fans of saggy tits foxy boxing.

[Seight]

10 hours ago, Icarus27k said:

I met Marjorie Taylor Greene once for like five seconds. It was 2018 and it was at some event near my hometown. I knew she was interested in running for office somewhere. 

She seemed normal for those five seconds. 

I'd say that's all she needed but most of the people who vote for her probably like the batshit insanity.

[Icarus27k]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Raptorpat]

With Buck gone after today, the GOP has like a two seat majority. The next special election is Tim Kennedy (D) from NY at the end of April, with two GOP seats to be filled later in May and June.

So the GOP conference isn't going to swiftly replace him. I'd expect either another months-long shitshows, or Johnson cuts a deal with them Dems to get us through the year. Longer shot would be a Dem-controlled House.

[SwimOdin]

This is the stupidest universe.

[Jman]

And now there is but one.

[Raptorpat]

I amend my above post by subtracting one more repub

[katt_goddess]

Now if only the deserting rats would actively support only non-jackass republicans [ good luck ] or whatever democrat is running to fill the vacancy. 

A vote either way would at least hopefully start to strangle the garbage minority that thinks they run the show. 

[SwimOdin]

@Raptorpat why are all of these republicans resigning?

[Raptorpat]

because they hate it

[Raptorpat]

Ken Buck signed the Democrats' Ukraine Aid discharge petition before his resignation took effect, and his signature counts until his replacement is elected.

Edited March 23, 2024 by Raptorpat

[Seight]

2 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

@Raptorpat why are all of these republicans resigning?

 

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

because they hate it

At some point the older heads in the group realized "Wait a minute, you people aren't useful idiots, you're just the regular kind!"

[discolé monade]

On 3/14/2024 at 3:44 PM, katt_goddess said:

They'll be sharing an OnlyFans account as 'Bo-Bo & the Howler Monkey' hoping for that sweet sweet Santos money. 

Saddest OnlyFans since Rachel Dozezal asked Black Santa for a remote gynecological exam. 

[Raptorpat]

Only sharing this for the most obvious reason

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/04/18/congress/hfc-on-alert-00153097

[Top Gun]

Mike Johnson showing a shocking tiny sliver of actual humanity:

 

[Seight]

8 hours ago, Top Gun said:

Mike Johnson showing a shocking tiny sliver of actual humanity:

 

"Fuck, I think Mike figured us out" - F.A.R.T.

[katt_goddess]

19 hours ago, Top Gun said:

Mike Johnson showing a shocking tiny sliver of actual humanity:

 

Naw. This is just him realizing that the only way he'll survive a GOP dutchoven is if he actually works for the people which means working with democrats. 

[tsar4]

MTG post Ukrainian aid vote meltdown

[Icarus27k]

5 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

MTG post Ukrainian aid vote meltdown

One reason she acts like this is because of the attention she gets. Reporters should think twice about whether they put her on camera.

 

The vote today proves that her beliefs are a small minority of the whole House. There are plenty of small minorities with crazy beliefs. They just get ignored. 

[Icarus27k]

Yay! Another Speaker vote. 

 

 

 

 

[katt_goddess]

2 hours ago, Icarus27k said:

Yay! Another Speaker vote. 

 

 

 

 

You know, they should just vote her ass out like they did with Santos. 

Pretty sure that vote would draw in more than enough democrats to speed her out the door along with all her personal me-me-me chaos and serve as a strong warning to any other me-me-me players that being assholes is not going to be tolerated anymore. 

*wishful dreams

[Jman]

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4635330-marjorie-taylor-greene-mike-johnson-ouster-vote/amp/
 

Moscow Marge is pushing ahead with her plan to oust Speaker Johnson, but it seems that the motion is all but certain to face defeat as Johnson concedes to Democrats on numerous issues.

[Master-Debater131]

She is such a dumb bitch its insane. She would rather burn the GOP to the ground because she doesnt get her way 100% of the time than try and have a party that functionally governs.

[Raptorpat]

41 minutes ago, Jman said:

as Johnson concedes to Democrats on numerous issues

you got my hopes up that there was something new

[Jman]

3 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

you got my hopes up that there was something new

Sadly no.  

[Icarus27k]

 

 

 

[katt_goddess]

I think at some point the rules and regulations of the House should allow for the dismissal of the terms 'gentlewoman/gentlelady' for some individuals and have it replaced with something more appropriate like 'flaming twat waffle' or 'sentient yeast infection'. 

[Seight]

12 minutes ago, Icarus27k said:

 

 

 

"Well thank goodness we have this vote because I'm running out of ways to diplomatically say that she's a dumb bitch."