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Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground


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46 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

How the FUCK does $TSLA close up after that news? Everything is fake.

He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador 

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36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador 

Close.

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Faux Noise and told people to totally buy stock in Tesla because it'll never be this low again! :| 

Because that's totally not a violation of ethics or anything. 

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I still flip them off. 

Although I may or may not slap a magnetized bumpersticker on one. Turns out that yes, those flaming dumpsters are magnetic. But magnets corrode the ever loving crap out of them. How shitty does your car have to be to turn into an acid painting if a magnet lands on it for any length of time? 

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lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠

the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration 

Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬

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Posted
14 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

I’ve signed up for bluesky, @SwimOdin very original. I can’t believe I’m doing the Twitter shit again, but let’s go. Pls follow so I can help curate my feed. 

Followed you. Your cat looks a lot like my Bowie. 
 

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5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠

the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration 

Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬

Isn't influencing, intimidating and trying to stop the President's policies EXACTLY the game as usual for trumplicans whenever there's a democrat in the office? Ending with an actual storming of the Capital, a bunch of hillbilly cultists going to jail and then being blanket pardoned only for some of them to immediately start shit again? 

If you want to rewrite the rules, fine, but we're going to make them retroactive, label your asses domestic terrorists and use your asses as examples. 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Jman said:


 

Ins companies are so full of shit. They sold them the policy. They didn’t know it was a Cybertruck? C’mon, they just don’t wanna deal with all those vandalism claims 😆

that said, lol anyway for getting such a stupid micro-dick vehicle 😆

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6 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

Even after all this news the past 48 hours that signals Tesla as the next Enron, the stock shoots up like $20 in a day.

I'm losing my fuckin mind.

Short term price pumping.  Shit isn’t sustainable.

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The 'set fire to the shitmobiles' has officially hit near me. 

Should I disappear know that I didn't go willingly, I likely took out a few people in the process [ self-defense, it's a thing ], and I'd probably do that again but I wasn't the one[ s ] that are doing it.

I've just been flipping them off knowing full well they have cameras. 

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

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Considering current events, I'm surprised any dealer would take one in trade.

They’ll gladly take the trade in and offload them to wholesalers who will unload them overseas or scrap them.  That’s usually what happens to trade ins since most aren’t worth even half their retail price after  a year or two.

Posted
22 hours ago, rpgamer said:

Being sold to monster truck rallies.

Save on explosives. 

Grave Digger takes the dirt ramp! Lands on a WankPanzer! *BOOM - Grave Digger hits the roof of whatever indoor auditorium they are trashing/crowd goes wild

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Posted
5 hours ago, discolé monade said:

ahhhh yes...

the age old practice of 'doctoring the books'

 

Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron.  

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