katt_goddess Posted March 18 Posted March 18 WankPanzer might be my new favorite word-of-the-moment. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 20 Posted March 20 On 3/20/2025 at 1:39 PM, Raptorpat said: Expand Yes this is the guy that’s gonna trim all the fat 🫠 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 20 Posted March 20 Musk whining about everyone hating him claiming he never did nothing to no one https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/elon-musk-has-berserk-meltdown-as-everyone-turns-against-him/60289/ 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 20 Posted March 20 (edited) lol who needs armored car panels anyway? Edited March 20 by 1pooh4u 3 Quote
SwimOdin Posted March 20 Posted March 20 How the FUCK does $TSLA close up after that news? Everything is fake. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 21 Posted March 21 On 3/20/2025 at 7:58 PM, Raptorpat said: Expand Quick, buy stock in Gorilla Glue! And then sell it as soon as the WankPanzers are released back into the wilds. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 On 3/20/2025 at 11:49 PM, tsar4 said: Expand https://www.mediaite.com/news/tesla-recalls-nearly-all-cybertrucks-ever-built-because-a-glued-on-steel-piece-might-fall-off-prone-to-environment-embrittlement/ 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 21 Posted March 21 On 3/20/2025 at 11:38 PM, SwimOdin said: How the FUCK does $TSLA close up after that news? Everything is fake. Expand He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 21 Posted March 21 On 3/21/2025 at 12:26 AM, 1pooh4u said: He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador Expand Close. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Faux Noise and told people to totally buy stock in Tesla because it'll never be this low again! Because that's totally not a violation of ethics or anything. 2 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 21 Posted March 21 I still flip them off. Although I may or may not slap a magnetized bumpersticker on one. Turns out that yes, those flaming dumpsters are magnetic. But magnets corrode the ever loving crap out of them. How shitty does your car have to be to turn into an acid painting if a magnet lands on it for any length of time? 2 Quote
SwimOdin Posted March 21 Posted March 21 I’ve signed up for bluesky, @SwimOdin very original. I can’t believe I’m doing the Twitter shit again, but let’s go. Pls follow so I can help curate my feed. 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 03:20 PM Posted Friday at 03:20 PM lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠 the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 04:44 PM Posted Friday at 04:44 PM On 3/21/2025 at 1:50 AM, SwimOdin said: I’ve signed up for bluesky, @SwimOdin very original. I can’t believe I’m doing the Twitter shit again, but let’s go. Pls follow so I can help curate my feed. Expand Followed you. Your cat looks a lot like my Bowie. 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 08:50 PM Posted Friday at 08:50 PM On 3/21/2025 at 3:20 PM, 1pooh4u said: lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠 the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬 Expand Isn't influencing, intimidating and trying to stop the President's policies EXACTLY the game as usual for trumplicans whenever there's a democrat in the office? Ending with an actual storming of the Capital, a bunch of hillbilly cultists going to jail and then being blanket pardoned only for some of them to immediately start shit again? If you want to rewrite the rules, fine, but we're going to make them retroactive, label your asses domestic terrorists and use your asses as examples. 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 09:04 PM Posted Friday at 09:04 PM On 3/21/2025 at 1:35 PM, Jman said: Expand Ins companies are so full of shit. They sold them the policy. They didn’t know it was a Cybertruck? C’mon, they just don’t wanna deal with all those vandalism claims 😆 that said, lol anyway for getting such a stupid micro-dick vehicle 😆 1 1 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted Friday at 09:08 PM Posted Friday at 09:08 PM Even after all this news the past 48 hours that signals Tesla as the next Enron, the stock shoots up like $20 in a day. I'm losing my fuckin mind. Quote
Jman Posted Friday at 09:14 PM Author Posted Friday at 09:14 PM On 3/21/2025 at 9:08 PM, MasqueradeOverture said: Even after all this news the past 48 hours that signals Tesla as the next Enron, the stock shoots up like $20 in a day. I'm losing my fuckin mind. Expand Short term price pumping. Shit isn’t sustainable. 1 1 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted Friday at 09:17 PM Posted Friday at 09:17 PM On 3/21/2025 at 9:14 PM, Jman said: Short term price pumping. Shit isn’t sustainable. Expand Good because I have $225 puts expiring 4/25. 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 11:03 PM Posted Friday at 11:03 PM The 'set fire to the shitmobiles' has officially hit near me. Should I disappear know that I didn't go willingly, I likely took out a few people in the process [ self-defense, it's a thing ], and I'd probably do that again but I wasn't the one[ s ] that are doing it. I've just been flipping them off knowing full well they have cameras. 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted Saturday at 12:26 AM Posted Saturday at 12:26 AM (edited) Considering current events, I'm surprised any dealer would take one in trade. Edited Saturday at 12:27 AM by tsar4 3 Quote
rpgamer Posted Saturday at 12:44 AM Posted Saturday at 12:44 AM Being sold to monster truck rallies. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted Saturday at 12:47 AM Posted Saturday at 12:47 AM On 3/20/2025 at 12:48 AM, Raptorpat said: Expand I guess that "will play in Peoria". 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM On 3/22/2025 at 12:26 AM, tsar4 said: Considering current events, I'm surprised any dealer would take one in trade. Expand They’ll gladly take the trade in and offload them to wholesalers who will unload them overseas or scrap them. That’s usually what happens to trade ins since most aren’t worth even half their retail price after a year or two. Quote
katt_goddess Posted Saturday at 11:37 PM Posted Saturday at 11:37 PM On 3/22/2025 at 12:44 AM, rpgamer said: Being sold to monster truck rallies. Expand Save on explosives. Grave Digger takes the dirt ramp! Lands on a WankPanzer! *BOOM - Grave Digger hits the roof of whatever indoor auditorium they are trashing/crowd goes wild 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 02:02 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:02 AM lol 'your mom wears combat boots' yes. yes she does. 3 Quote
Master-Debater131 Posted Tuesday at 01:56 PM Posted Tuesday at 01:56 PM Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. 1 1 Quote
Jman Posted Tuesday at 02:15 PM Author Posted Tuesday at 02:15 PM Exchanging Xitter’s value for Tesla’s feels like some financial alchemy. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Tuesday at 02:52 PM Posted Tuesday at 02:52 PM ahhhh yes... the age old practice of 'doctoring the books' 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted Tuesday at 04:06 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:06 PM On 3/25/2025 at 1:56 PM, Master-Debater131 said: Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. Expand Do you ever have an opinion that isn't huffing sharts? 4 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted Tuesday at 08:29 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:29 PM TSLA at $289. Really need an Enron-level turnaround within the next month or I'm in trouble. Quote
1pooh4u Posted Tuesday at 08:35 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:35 PM On 3/25/2025 at 2:52 PM, discolé monade said: ahhhh yes... the age old practice of 'doctoring the books' Expand Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. 3 Quote
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