katt_goddess Posted March 18 Posted March 18 WankPanzer might be my new favorite word-of-the-moment. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Thursday at 02:21 PM Posted Thursday at 02:21 PM 40 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: Yes this is the guy that’s gonna trim all the fat 🫠 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Thursday at 02:23 PM Posted Thursday at 02:23 PM Musk whining about everyone hating him claiming he never did nothing to no one https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/elon-musk-has-berserk-meltdown-as-everyone-turns-against-him/60289/ 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Thursday at 05:50 PM Posted Thursday at 05:50 PM (edited) lol who needs armored car panels anyway? Edited Thursday at 09:37 PM by 1pooh4u 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Thursday at 09:28 PM Posted Thursday at 09:28 PM They huffed the glue they were supposed to use 😬 3 Quote
SwimOdin Posted Thursday at 11:38 PM Posted Thursday at 11:38 PM How the FUCK does $TSLA close up after that news? Everything is fake. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 12:14 AM Posted Friday at 12:14 AM 4 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Quick, buy stock in Gorilla Glue! And then sell it as soon as the WankPanzers are released back into the wilds. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted Friday at 12:22 AM Posted Friday at 12:22 AM 32 minutes ago, tsar4 said: https://www.mediaite.com/news/tesla-recalls-nearly-all-cybertrucks-ever-built-because-a-glued-on-steel-piece-might-fall-off-prone-to-environment-embrittlement/ 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 12:26 AM Posted Friday at 12:26 AM 46 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: How the FUCK does $TSLA close up after that news? Everything is fake. He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 01:03 AM Posted Friday at 01:03 AM 36 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He paid a fuck ton of people to buy his stock. They’re doing it from a mega prison in El Salvador Close. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Faux Noise and told people to totally buy stock in Tesla because it'll never be this low again! Because that's totally not a violation of ethics or anything. 2 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 01:47 AM Posted Friday at 01:47 AM I still flip them off. Although I may or may not slap a magnetized bumpersticker on one. Turns out that yes, those flaming dumpsters are magnetic. But magnets corrode the ever loving crap out of them. How shitty does your car have to be to turn into an acid painting if a magnet lands on it for any length of time? 2 Quote
SwimOdin Posted Friday at 01:50 AM Posted Friday at 01:50 AM I’ve signed up for bluesky, @SwimOdin very original. I can’t believe I’m doing the Twitter shit again, but let’s go. Pls follow so I can help curate my feed. 6 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 03:20 PM Posted Friday at 03:20 PM lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠 the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 04:44 PM Posted Friday at 04:44 PM 14 hours ago, SwimOdin said: I’ve signed up for bluesky, @SwimOdin very original. I can’t believe I’m doing the Twitter shit again, but let’s go. Pls follow so I can help curate my feed. Followed you. Your cat looks a lot like my Bowie. 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 08:50 PM Posted Friday at 08:50 PM 5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: lol I wish I could embed Bluesky posts but idt I can w mobile 🫠 the country trying to label protestors and some vandalism at Tesla as domestic terrorism is fucked up. Only terrorists I see are from the Musk Trump administration Sorry about the bright white I had to link this from chrome 😬 Isn't influencing, intimidating and trying to stop the President's policies EXACTLY the game as usual for trumplicans whenever there's a democrat in the office? Ending with an actual storming of the Capital, a bunch of hillbilly cultists going to jail and then being blanket pardoned only for some of them to immediately start shit again? If you want to rewrite the rules, fine, but we're going to make them retroactive, label your asses domestic terrorists and use your asses as examples. 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 09:04 PM Posted Friday at 09:04 PM 7 hours ago, Jman said: Ins companies are so full of shit. They sold them the policy. They didn’t know it was a Cybertruck? C’mon, they just don’t wanna deal with all those vandalism claims 😆 that said, lol anyway for getting such a stupid micro-dick vehicle 😆 1 1 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted Friday at 09:08 PM Posted Friday at 09:08 PM Even after all this news the past 48 hours that signals Tesla as the next Enron, the stock shoots up like $20 in a day. I'm losing my fuckin mind. Quote
Jman Posted Friday at 09:14 PM Author Posted Friday at 09:14 PM 6 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said: Even after all this news the past 48 hours that signals Tesla as the next Enron, the stock shoots up like $20 in a day. I'm losing my fuckin mind. Short term price pumping. Shit isn’t sustainable. 1 1 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted Friday at 09:17 PM Posted Friday at 09:17 PM 1 minute ago, Jman said: Short term price pumping. Shit isn’t sustainable. Good because I have $225 puts expiring 4/25. 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 11:03 PM Posted Friday at 11:03 PM The 'set fire to the shitmobiles' has officially hit near me. Should I disappear know that I didn't go willingly, I likely took out a few people in the process [ self-defense, it's a thing ], and I'd probably do that again but I wasn't the one[ s ] that are doing it. I've just been flipping them off knowing full well they have cameras. 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted Saturday at 12:26 AM Posted Saturday at 12:26 AM (edited) Considering current events, I'm surprised any dealer would take one in trade. Edited Saturday at 12:27 AM by tsar4 3 Quote
rpgamer Posted Saturday at 12:44 AM Posted Saturday at 12:44 AM Being sold to monster truck rallies. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted Saturday at 12:47 AM Posted Saturday at 12:47 AM On 3/19/2025 at 7:48 PM, Raptorpat said: I guess that "will play in Peoria". 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Considering current events, I'm surprised any dealer would take one in trade. They’ll gladly take the trade in and offload them to wholesalers who will unload them overseas or scrap them. That’s usually what happens to trade ins since most aren’t worth even half their retail price after a year or two. Quote
katt_goddess Posted Saturday at 11:37 PM Posted Saturday at 11:37 PM 22 hours ago, rpgamer said: Being sold to monster truck rallies. Save on explosives. Grave Digger takes the dirt ramp! Lands on a WankPanzer! *BOOM - Grave Digger hits the roof of whatever indoor auditorium they are trashing/crowd goes wild 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted yesterday at 12:44 AM Posted yesterday at 12:44 AM Keep an eye on grandma... 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted yesterday at 02:02 AM Posted yesterday at 02:02 AM lol 'your mom wears combat boots' yes. yes she does. 3 Quote
Master-Debater131 Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. 1 1 Quote
Jman Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Exchanging Xitter’s value for Tesla’s feels like some financial alchemy. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted 22 hours ago Posted 22 hours ago ahhhh yes... the age old practice of 'doctoring the books' 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted 21 hours ago Posted 21 hours ago 2 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. Do you ever have an opinion that isn't huffing sharts? 4 Quote
MasqueradeOverture Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago TSLA at $289. Really need an Enron-level turnaround within the next month or I'm in trouble. Quote
1pooh4u Posted 17 hours ago Posted 17 hours ago 5 hours ago, discolé monade said: ahhhh yes... the age old practice of 'doctoring the books' Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. 3 Quote
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