Royal Family heading to be by Queens side

[Sawdy]

Kiiiinnggg of the whoooo?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/12/anti-monarchy-protester-charged-with-a-breach-of-the-peace-edinburgh-queen-death-king

so… he doesn’t pay taxes… and I learned today that the royal family doesn’t need passports for international travel???

[Sawdy]

 

[1pooh4u]

12 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

 

They drowned him out pretty fast why are they protecting a kiddy diddler? 

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, Sawdy said:

Kiiiinnggg of the whoooo?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/12/anti-monarchy-protester-charged-with-a-breach-of-the-peace-edinburgh-queen-death-king

so… he doesn’t pay taxes… and I learned today that the royal family doesn’t need passports for international travel???

English citizens don’t enjoy the same freedoms that we do. I watch last week tonight with John Oliver and a few times he explained to viewers in the US that viewers in the UK were seeing some ridiculous picture because it’s against British law to use images of parliament for comedic purposes 

my long winded way of saying none of this surprises me

[nameraka]

On 9/8/2022 at 2:33 PM, Master-Debater131 said:

TIL that they simply change "God save the Queen" to "God save the King" for their national anthem.

 

I legitimately had no idea what they did when there was a change of monarch. I thought it would be an entirely new song. Nope, just change one word.

Someone's going to have to change the sex pistols song too.

[Sawdy]

Fuck the Monarchy 

[naraku360]

On 9/10/2022 at 9:20 AM, 1pooh4u said:

King Charles III told Prince Harry that his wife wouldn’t be welcome and that Kate wasn’t going either I’m sure race played no part at all 🙄 

I guess the British way is to watch loved ones die without the support of their spouses?

https://pagesix.com/2022/09/10/king-charles-told-harry-not-to-bring-meghan-markle-to-balmoral/amp/

I was going to make a joke about it being because of the Epstein adventures, but turns out that's the guy getting corgis.

[helpme]

On 9/8/2022 at 11:23 AM, Sawdy said:

She only stayed in the game to beat out Betty White 

 

[matrixman124]

These replies are 🔥

[Sawdy]

1 minute ago, matrixman124 said:

These replies are 🔥

I fucking lost it at “the goat is the most normal part of this dystopian nightmare”

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

21 hours ago, Sawdy said:

Fuck the Monarchy 

Does the UK have the hippocratic oath for the doctors of their country? Because this sure as fuck violates our hippocratic oath.

[matrixman124]

2 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

I fucking lost it at “the goat is the most normal part of this dystopian nightmare”

 

^my favorite 

 

 

[matrixman124]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Does the UK have the hippocratic oath for the doctors of their country? Because this sure as fuck violates our hippocratic oath.

The fact that you can legally just drop all social services for a mourning holiday for essentially a celebrity is chilling.

[Sawdy]

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Does the UK have the hippocratic oath for the doctors of their country? Because this sure as fuck violates our hippocratic oath.

 

[Sawdy]

“I want her to know it was me”

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/a-secret-letter-by-queen-elizabeth-cant-be-opened-for-63-years-3336334/amp/1

[Master-Debater131]

So Im watching the procession right now into Westminster Abby and its interesting seeing how this all plays out. All sorts of tradition that the world hasnt really seen in 70 years.

 

Its also interesting seeing the reactions between the family members. Charles and William are pretty clearly grieving and look like they want to be anywhere but there. Harry looks like hes trying to figure out what moves to make on his fantasy football team.

[matrixman124]

2 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

So Im watching the procession right now into Westminster Abby and its interesting seeing how this all plays out. All sorts of tradition that the world hasnt really seen in 70 years.

 

Its also interesting seeing the reactions between the family members. Charles and William are pretty clearly grieving and look like they want to be anywhere but there. Harry looks like hes trying to figure out what moves to make on his fantasy football team.

I'm sure Harry is pretty done with his family with how they've treated his family. Can't blame him.

 

[Sawdy]

16 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

So Im watching the procession right now into Westminster Abby and its interesting seeing how this all plays out. All sorts of tradition that the world hasnt really seen in 70 years.

 

Its also interesting seeing the reactions between the family members. Charles and William are pretty clearly grieving and look like they want to be anywhere but there. Harry looks like hes trying to figure out what moves to make on his fantasy football team.

Andrew is putting his dick in kids

[Sawdy]

This game of thrones episode sucks

[mthor]

1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Does the UK have the hippocratic oath for the doctors of their country? Because this sure as fuck violates our hippocratic oath.

 The Hippocratic Oath is not legally binding, unless an oath made to the gods Apollo and Aesculapius are considered by the court to be so. It is considered to be a guide to how a moral physician conducts himself.

It is not "ours," seeing that Hippocrates himself was Greek, and it is cited by physicians and their critics all over the world.

Finally, the UK's NHS is run by the government. This was an administrative decision, not a clinical one, and I'll bet my bottom dollar that clinical staff is just as pissed as the patients about the delay of essential services.

 

 

 

 

Edited September 14, 2022 by mthor

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

So Im watching the procession right now into Westminster Abby and its interesting seeing how this all plays out. All sorts of tradition that the world hasnt really seen in 70 years.

 

Its also interesting seeing the reactions between the family members. Charles and William are pretty clearly grieving and look like they want to be anywhere but there. Harry looks like hes trying to figure out what moves to make on his fantasy football team.

Harry probably has no idea where he fits in.  That being said, trying to gauge level of grief based on appearance is pretty terrible.

[Sawdy]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Harry probably has no idea where he fits in.  That being said, trying to gauge level of grief based on appearance is pretty terrible.

Agreed.

[Sawdy]

He probably thought he was talking about the native Americans…. He’s that stupid

[scoobdog]

20 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

He probably thought he was talking about the native Americans…. He’s that stupid

Pissing off the Inidians may be his stupidest move yet.  They do not play around when it comes to hyper nationalism.

[Sawdy]

[Sawdy]

Starving the Irish to honor the Monarchy… this feels familiar.

https://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2022/09/14/news/church_of_ireland_minister_urges_free_food_facility_to_close_for_queen_elizabeth_s_funeral-2827538/

[cyberbully]

20 minutes ago, Sawdy said:

Starving the Irish to honor the Monarchy… this feels familiar.

https://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2022/09/14/news/church_of_ireland_minister_urges_free_food_facility_to_close_for_queen_elizabeth_s_funeral-2827538/

This dude looks just like my junkie/"dboy" friend.

[Sawdy]

8 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

This dude looks just like my junkie/"dboy" friend.

Would not be surprised if his piss was fucked as fuck

[Raptorpat]

 

[katt_goddess]

That dude owes me laundry money.

I shot Coke through my nose.

[matrixman124]

Well this was very ew

[Master-Debater131]

Watching the funeral procession is something else.

[matrixman124]

8 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Watching the funeral procession is something else.

Eh I'd rather work.

[Master-Debater131]

7 minutes ago, matrixman124 said:

Eh I'd rather work.

Im working from home today so I can do both

 

It really is a big deal to. Its been a very long time since something like this has happened.

[matrixman124]

1 minute ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Im working from home today so I can do both

 

It really is a big deal to. Its been a very long time since something like this has happened.

I do too but I really don't care.

[Lemming]

So is it widely accepted that the torch has officially been passed? I found this interesting https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/magazine/2022/09/09/55-things-you-need-to-know-about-king-charles-iii-00055898

[discolé monade]

9 minutes ago, Lemming said:

So is it widely accepted that the torch has officially been passed? I found this interesting https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/magazine/2022/09/09/55-things-you-need-to-know-about-king-charles-iii-00055898

something wrong with your link, mate. 

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[Sawdy]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-funeral-procession-coffin-spider-b2170309.html

Best thing about following any of this today… this fucking spider hitched a ride and is likely buried with her majesty…..

he/she will dine on her body and come back…. And… so it begins…

[Lemming]

Does everyone ghost the internet on here? Whoops, google. Whoops politico. Whoops moot topic. God bless us all.