viperxmns Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 what if the purpose of pinkie fingers is cleaning out ears 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Who the hell is Kerwin Frost and how did he get such a prominent deal with McDonald's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 ChatGPT will lie, cheat and use insider trading when under pressure to make money, research shows Congratulations to AI for kinda creating the idea of "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 I know this wouldn't fly on network television, but would the Jerkstore line actually work if it was changed to the asshole store? Ooh, better yet, the Bitchstore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 (edited) I am having an amazing time with my family. just getting to be the aunt is so freaking cool. my niece calls me by my name and uses she/her, without even thinking about it, and she's 3. and she's so smart and sweet. its also nice to see everyone else. catching up has been great. I'm having so much fun just spending time with my sister, and I'll get to spend more time with my dad and the step family tomorrow too Edited December 28, 2023 by Lynnrael 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 "Here are your winners, and THE NEW ROH Tag Team Champions-" ... "uh, some guys?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Seight said: "Here are your winners, and THE NEW ROH Tag Team Champions-" ... "uh, some guys?" I hate to say it but this AEW Devil thing is starting to remind of me the Ace n Eights storyline in TNA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 28, 2023 Author Share Posted December 28, 2023 I'm thinking about Tasha K shopping that Kevin Hart story around: Tasha: Kevin Hart is cheating! Media Outlet: ......OK... I'm sure his wife, a.k.a., his former mistress he already cheated on while pregnant will be very surprised. *Slaps 5 dollars down* Tasha: I got his former assistant to spill the tea! Media Outlet: Wow, you didn't even bring a sex tape like in that other cheating scandal? *Takes back 5 dollars and points to the door* Seriously, what's the point of this? Everyone already knows he's a hoe, and there were photos/videos in the other scandals. How you gonna keep fucking up your life and not deliver anything juicy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 FullSizeRender.mov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 9 hours ago, -Kudasai- said: I hate to say it but this AEW Devil thing is starting to remind of me the Ace n Eights storyline in TNA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 25 minutes ago, Seight said: Well Samoa Joe and Taz are in AEW so maybe...nevermind let me get outta there 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 I went to a new doctor yesterday and I still can’t get the smoking hot receptionist out of my head. Help. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I went to a new doctor yesterday and I still can’t get the smoking hot receptionist out of my head. Help. I mean 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 The whole concept of Cosmc's is everything that is wrong with America; obesity caused by sugar, repackaging the same shit, overpriced, low wages for the workers, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 Why do note apps make tagging so fucking complicated? I want to leave Evernote, but I can't do that yet because evidently, masterlists of tags aren't used enough by businesses so I gotta go through 20 steps to create a bootleg one. Bah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Jethro Tull's One White Duck and One Brown Mouse should really break bread together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 If Eminem eats M&M’s, is that technically cannibalism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Well, now the whole thing makes sense. "He would often soil himself on The Apprentice set. He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, all the cocaine that he's done for decades...His [bowels] are uncontrollable." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Lower the ball, Dick Clark. I know you’re dead but come on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I just got a letter from my bank that’s addressed to me and…..some random name I’ve never even heard before. What the fuck…..? Guess I have a phone call to make on Monday…… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: I just got a letter from my bank that’s addressed to me and…..some random name I’ve never even heard before. What the fuck…..? Guess I have a phone call to make on Monday…… Banks are closed Monday. Try Tuesday. #imthatguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, Insipid said: Banks are closed Monday. Try Tuesday. #imthatguy Shit! Why didn’t I realize that? Seriously, thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Oh my god! The Isotopes Pistons win a game! THE ISOTOPES PISTONS WIN A GAME!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Seight said: Oh my god! The Isotopes Pistons win a game! THE ISOTOPES PISTONS WIN A GAME!!! Gores should still sell the team though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Gonna die of poisoning probably. Had multiple drinks just this morning and I know I’m gonna have fuckload more tonight. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 As 2023 comes to a close, I’d like to send it off with a heartfelt 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 20 pounds in body weight is 70,000 calories 😭 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Ever get used to feeling like crap but then you don't feel like crap for a while and it's like you just forgot to feel like crap until you remind yourself 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 I’m not entirely sure what a límon is, but I know it ruined these Cheetos and Doritos I randomly bought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I've been listening to the let's talk about feelings album by Lagawagon. i forgot how good this was, but also, i don't remember it being this long. I'm pretty sure the one i had only went to Owen Meaney now I've got to listen to the stuff I didn't remember cause if it's as good as the first half this will be a nice treat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 look, if you leave me alone in a warehouse with zero supervision and nothing to do, I'm going to end up doing something like using the pallet jacks to skate from one side to the other. I've managed to figure out how to keep it going for a very long distance by oscillating the handle back and forth. I'm not sure how safe this is, but I'm having a blast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Black tea has a ridiculous amount of tannin and it irritates the hell out of my stomach when it's empty. I can drink green tea, oolong tea, herbal teas, and coffee just fine on an empty stomach, fortunately. Also, alcohols darker in color tend to be higher in tannin, and they contribute to worse hangovers. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 sometimes i feel like i'm the only character in the story who realizes that they're a character in a story. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I've heard the name Matt Rife for years but never cared to find out who he is. ......so he's a chin with eyeballs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I'm having a Mandela moment - when did Epiphany start falling on January 6? All my life, it's been on January 5. I can remember looking it up and seeing January 5 - Epiphany, also known as the Feast of the Three Kings. Count it on your fingers - January 5 is the twelfth day of Christmas. Why is it the 6th? 12 years of CCD - Epiphany was always the 5th. Even in my many years of being AWOL from the army of Christ, I've kept up, and it's always been the 5th. Why is it the 6th? Is this the price I pay for 48 hours of the Twilight Zone - somebody messing with the calendar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I hate it when I buy things I thought I needed, only to realize I had plenty of them already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 That Katt Williams interview needed someone with better chops than Sharpe. He did make Williams comfortable, but there were so many times that needed follow-up that he ain't trained to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 12 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: That Katt Williams interview needed someone with better chops than Sharpe. He did make Williams comfortable, but there were so many times that needed follow-up that he ain't trained to do. Ok, what did Katt do now...last I heard he was getting beat up by 13 year olds. And Sharpe?....Like Shannon Sharpe? God I hope not because of course he didn't, he's not a journalist...He and OchoCinco just record them selves lying to each other and call it a sports show....I find him hilarious but if you want the dope, nah... he'd rather crack jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Glad he said something about Steve Harvey being a horse ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I just watched a clip of this....I have no idea what the whole interview was about but the shit he said about Steve and Ced has been proven. Especially Steve tho. He told Monique that I know you're telling the truth and I support you 100%....but I can't tell nobody that or massa will get mad. Then this clown gives women relationship advice....which marriage is he on now. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I just watched a clip of this....I have no idea what the whole interview was about but the shit he said about Steve and Ced has been proven. Especially Steve tho. He told Monique that I know you're telling the truth and I support you 100%....but I can't tell nobody that or massa will get mad. Then this clown gives women relationship advice....which marriage is he on now. It's been proven, but I needed those two dunked on at a large platform with the Mark Curry tea thrown in. He delivered on that because a lot of folks are talking. He did downplay the fuck out of the legal shit he's been involved in though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) 17 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Nevermind, I'll just go check myself...I just kinda wanted it in gossip form. Edited January 4 by André Toulon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) Muppets or no Muppets Rainbow Connection is a damn good song just on it's own Edited January 4 by -Kudasai- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Someone just asked me who won the Royal Rumble the year I was born. I had to look it up and….the Royal Rumble wasn’t even a thing yet until a few years after I was born. Fuck, I feel old now….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Thinking abt this meme 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Oh damn, he cooked Faizon too...aight, I'ma watch this interview today sometime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) At my storage area, there are huge storage units that are locked by padlocks. Anyone can come in with bolt cutters and steal the shit inside. I just don't get it. You're paying 150 dollars a month, but you can't just buy a proper 20 dollar disc lock? Edited January 4 by Insipid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) I'm currently thinking about how profoundly affirming my visit in California was. on the trip out there, i ordered food at the airport, and gave my deadname for the order. on the trip back home I stopped at the same place and i confidently said my chosen name for the order, like it wasn't something i had struggled with a week before. and it struck me then just how amazing that was, and how much it helps to have your name and gender affirmed often by people who love you. family can make such an enormous difference, and I'm glad mine are supportive. despite all the pain I've had at the hands of family in the past, I think I'm pretty lucky that we're getting a chance to heal Edited January 4 by Lynnrael 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 The black queer chats discussing Katt dunking on Tyler Perry for sucking at playing male roles: He's so awkward when he's playing anyone but Madea. And the way we were scratching our heads trying to think of a good role he played besides his character in Gone Girl. There was a collective wince just bringing up Alex Cross. I don't even know where he got the audacity to think he could step into Morgan Freeman's shoes without embarrassing himself. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 44 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: The black queer chats discussing Katt dunking on Tyler Perry for sucking at playing male roles: He's so awkward when he's playing anyone but Madea. And the way we were scratching our heads trying to think of a good role he played besides his character in Gone Girl. There was a collective wince just bringing up Alex Cross. I don't even know where he got the audacity to think he could step into Morgan Freeman's shoes without embarrassing himself. I thought Tyler Perry was good in a supporting role in the first Abramsverse Star Trek movie. Granted, it wasn't a big supporting role, but it was an important one in the context of the movie. As much as I hate to say it, it could come down to writing as well. You could take Daniel Day-Lewis or Idris Elba and cast them in a shot-for-shot remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space using Ed Wood's original script. No matter how talented you may be as an actor, you can only do so much if the script you're working with is absolute shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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