Mix Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 ...who believe spiders have a "spidey sense" How has TV programmed you? 1
resurrected Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 I think cereal commercials should only be allowed to pour in skim milk for their commercials.
BlackNoir Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Not sure where You got that, but they are scary af.... why you're trying to plant this seed that I may run across one that I can't hit or some shit is beyond me, but their aesthetic and the fact that they create infrastructure single handedly is more than enough.
Mix Posted October 13, 2020 Author Posted October 13, 2020 47 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Not sure where You got that, but they are scary af.... why you're trying to plant this seed that I may run across one that I can't hit or some shit is beyond me, but their aesthetic and the fact that they create infrastructure single handedly is more than enough. This thread was born of a conversation I recently had. At the the end which, I learned that even though people think Radioactive Creature + Bite = Powers is silly, they are pretty firm on the theoretical powers received being real actual characteristics possessed by the original creature. That is, until google. Anyway, we were a pretty diverse enough group of morons that I figured we weren't alone in this.
molarbear Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: ...who believe spiders have a "spidey sense" How has TV programmed you? Sometimes when I walk by sewer grates I pause and kind of secretly hope some Mutated Turtles ask me for some Pizza 1 1
Mix Posted October 13, 2020 Author Posted October 13, 2020 49 minutes ago, molarbear said: Sometimes when I walk by sewer grates I pause and kind of secretly hope some Mutated Turtles ask me for some Pizza pizza rat was master splinter
BlackNoir Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Mix said: This thread was born of a conversation I recently had. At the the end which, I learned that even though people think Radioactive Creature + Bite = Powers is silly, they are pretty firm on the theoretical powers received being real actual characteristics possessed by the original creature. That is, until google. Anyway, we were a pretty diverse enough group of morons that I figured we weren't alone in this. ..........................? Soooooo, that's a firm NO on the spiders I can't hit though, right?
Mix Posted October 13, 2020 Author Posted October 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: ..........................? Soooooo, that's a firm NO on the spiders I can't hit though, right? Yes Just never leave North America
katt_goddess Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Bullcrap. I normally don't see a spider [ the bi-annual pulling of all the books to vacuum behind the cases doesn't count because I'm actively hunting the bastards then ] until I'm stepping into the shower. That's when some hairy mf magically appears right in the damn tub and I end up burning through most of the hot water sending its ass back to hell via the drain. That aside, whenever I see a huge flock of garbage gulls circling a parking lot, I kind of wonder if this is the time a giant squid will rise up through the asphalt and start throwing cars in all directions.
Seight Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 I get a little nervous when I see a group of crows or higher congregating on a building or billboard or something.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 That episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets lasik and refuses to use the eyedrops afterward and his eyes crust over forever scared me off lasik.
BlackNoir Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 40 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets lasik and refuses to use the eyedrops afterward and his eyes crust over forever scared me off lasik. And me off penutbutter cookies.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 55 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: And me off penutbutter cookies. I don't remember it enough to get that reference. Unless you mean Homer's crusted eyes reminded you of peanut butter cookies, then that I get.
BlackNoir Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 27 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't remember it enough to get that reference. Unless you mean Homer's crusted eyes reminded you of peanut butter cookies, then that I get. .....If you got it, why did you go the extra mile to make it difficult.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 22 hours ago, BlackNoir said: .....If you got it, why did you go the extra mile to make it difficult. Because I wasn't sure if that's what you meant, or if there was some reference to peanut butter cookies I didn't remember.
AlmostDone Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 I repeatedly pronounce it Law and Order SUV. It makes it seem like the victim is spacious.
UwP Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 By continuing to come to a server based on [asmb] 1
Mewn Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 It all started with Charlotte and her infamous web.
Mix Posted October 16, 2020 Author Posted October 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mewn said: It all started with Charlotte and her infamous web. why would her website be infamous? she's just jerking balloon BBCs with her feet while she blows bubbles that her cat chases 1
Mix Posted October 16, 2020 Author Posted October 16, 2020 Please disregard the previous post where as I was not incorrect, it has been brought to my attention that you did not mean what I thought you meant 2
HardcoreHunter Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 On 10/13/2020 at 1:15 PM, Mix said: spidey sense Animals with faster metabolic rates see things moving in slow motion. Like that episode where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee.
Mewn Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 32 minutes ago, Mix said: Please disregard the previous post where as I was not incorrect, it has been brought to my attention that you did not mean what I thought you meant Mercury retrograde got you into some freaky shiz.
Mix Posted October 16, 2020 Author Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Mewn said: Mercury retrograde got you into some freaky shiz. No, I don't follow the Roman gods
lupin_bebop Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 TV? I don’t watch it. I’m too busy with adult responsibilities, bills, and shit. Survival is hard.
BlackNoir Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: TV? I don’t watch it. I’m too busy with adult responsibilities, bills, and shit. Survival is hard. Dude....Come the fuck on. Just say you don't care for TV if you don't watch it.....In my adult life, I've worked 16 hour days and still had time for TV and video games along with 2 kids Edited October 16, 2020 by BlackNoir 1 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) Spidermans spider sense is broken compared to actual spider sense, but spiders do have crazy senses Of course they arent on par with Jedi like Spiderman. That whole "way of the spider" him and some martial arts master made even further enhances it's abilities, and turned him into a ninja jedi.. Real spiders have hairs that are designed to pick up even the smallest vibrations through whatever surface they stand on, and many species have another type of specialized hair to pick up vibrations from the air. Edited October 16, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Lasty Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 Those people are not adults, or responsible. This planet is not a suitable nesting ground at all. We have to fix it first. Stupid.
André Toulon Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Lasty said: Those people are not adults, or responsible. This planet is not a suitable nesting ground at all. We have to fix it first. Stupid. Golly
Sawdamizer Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Golly Sheeeiiiiit
lupin_bebop Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 11 hours ago, BlackNoir said: Dude....Come the fuck on. Just say you don't care for TV if you don't watch it.....In my adult life, I've worked 16 hour days and still had time for TV and video games along with 2 kids I did. I said I don't watch it. I didn't need your input for anything else, but thank you.
nameraka Posted October 19, 2020 Posted October 19, 2020 i think average to below average looking, middle aged men with dead end jobs are entitled to marry younger women who are completely out of their league and live in a house with at least one zero tacked on to the end of a mortgage they could actually afford. 1
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