Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Raptorpat said: why are you like this why aren't you
cyberbully Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp isn't that just cookie crisp with extra steps
cyberbully Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Naraku4656 said: isn't that just cookie crisp with extra steps .....What's the extra step... That's what I would say if I was even entertaining the cookie crisp is even in the same league as chips ahoy.
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: .....What's the extra step... That's what I would say if I was even entertaining the cookie crisp is even in the same league as chips ahoy. the extra step is the depressing part of eating half a bag of cookies. LIKE ME
new_disease Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 is that part of a ritual to have a dream about oreos
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pandas_Love said: did you hear their screams? let's scream our pain into the night until our voices give out
nameraka Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 how exactly did you eat the oreos? which method did you use? (remove top and eat frosting first, dunk in milk, etc) also, did you count out the exact number of oreos that were in the bag before you started so that you would know exactly how many comprised half the bag? lastly, do you think it's weird to sexually fetishize the eating of oreos? Why or why not?
Seight Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 How much do you think you'll pay for that decision when you use the bathroom later?
Sawdamizer Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, argylepancakez said: is your poop black Don't be racist
Still Me Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories) each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff) the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000. so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star? 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, cyberbully said: Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp The difference being his decision will keep him from sleeping when he wants to sleep.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Is shit naraku fat? I don't know, but going by his posts about food, I seriously doubt it. This would probably just be a skinny person having a "fat day."
argylepancakez Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Don't be racist does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white
Sawdamizer Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, argylepancakez said: does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white Well now I don't know.. Control testing will be needed
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: did you still fap? no Edited August 25, 2020 by Naraku4656
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Is shit naraku fat? idk @naraku360 are you fat? Edited August 25, 2020 by Naraku4656 1
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 42 minutes ago, Still Me said: Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories) each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff) the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000. so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star? 3 and Gloria Gaynor
naraku360 Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: idk @naraku360 are you fat? I plead the 5th. 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 31 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I plead the 5th. Yeah... you plead the 5th large pizza with everything on it.
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: let's scream our pain into the night until our voices give out yes thats always on the schedule
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Pandas_Love said: yes thats always on the schedule
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: dont you dare look at me like that HEARTBREAKER
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Pandas_Love said: dont you dare look at me like that HEARTBREAKER only for u bby 1
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: only for u bby WHAT IS LOVE BBY DONT HURT ME
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Pandas_Love said: WHAT IS LOVE BBY DONT HURT ME 1
Sieg67 Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) I think I've purchased cookies once in the last 12 years and that was only because they were on clearance. Sandwiches make better snacks. Edited August 25, 2020 by Sieg67 1
naraku360 Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah... you plead the 5th large pizza with everything on it. 😏 1
Seight Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 12 hours ago, argylepancakez said: does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white Whoa, whoa. Naraku's the one on trial here. I think.
Distortedreasoning Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 15 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: no i am disappoint
Poof Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 10:35 PM, Naraku4656 said: AMA It's wednesday now where's the other half?
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 Why would you abuse your pancreas and endocrine system like that?
Naraku4656 Posted August 26, 2020 Author Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, empty said: Why would you abuse your pancreas and endocrine system like that? because i hate myself
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: because i hate myself I hate me too but Oreos are not the answer. Trust me, I've suffered for it.
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