Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 AMA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 why are you like this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Raptorpat said: why are you like this why aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp isn't that just cookie crisp with extra steps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Naraku4656 said: isn't that just cookie crisp with extra steps .....What's the extra step... That's what I would say if I was even entertaining the cookie crisp is even in the same league as chips ahoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: .....What's the extra step... That's what I would say if I was even entertaining the cookie crisp is even in the same league as chips ahoy. the extra step is the depressing part of eating half a bag of cookies. LIKE ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new_disease Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 is that part of a ritual to have a dream about oreos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 did you hear their screams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pandas_Love said: did you hear their screams? let's scream our pain into the night until our voices give out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 did you still fap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 how exactly did you eat the oreos? which method did you use? (remove top and eat frosting first, dunk in milk, etc) also, did you count out the exact number of oreos that were in the bag before you started so that you would know exactly how many comprised half the bag? lastly, do you think it's weird to sexually fetishize the eating of oreos? Why or why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 How much do you think you'll pay for that decision when you use the bathroom later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argylepancakez Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 is your poop black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, argylepancakez said: is your poop black Don't be racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories) each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff) the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000. so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, cyberbully said: Half bag of Chips Ahoy for breakfast....Wimp The difference being his decision will keep him from sleeping when he wants to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Is shit naraku fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Is shit naraku fat? I don't know, but going by his posts about food, I seriously doubt it. This would probably just be a skinny person having a "fat day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argylepancakez Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Don't be racist does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 18 minutes ago, argylepancakez said: does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white Well now I don't know.. Control testing will be needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: did you still fap? no Edited August 25, 2020 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Is shit naraku fat? idk @naraku360 are you fat? Edited August 25, 2020 by Naraku4656 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 42 minutes ago, Still Me said: Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories) each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff) the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000. so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star? 3 and Gloria Gaynor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: idk @naraku360 are you fat? I plead the 5th. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 31 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I plead the 5th. Yeah... you plead the 5th large pizza with everything on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: let's scream our pain into the night until our voices give out yes thats always on the schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Pandas_Love said: yes thats always on the schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: dont you dare look at me like that HEARTBREAKER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Pandas_Love said: dont you dare look at me like that HEARTBREAKER only for u bby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: only for u bby WHAT IS LOVE BBY DONT HURT ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Pandas_Love said: WHAT IS LOVE BBY DONT HURT ME 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 * SCREMS * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) I think I've purchased cookies once in the last 12 years and that was only because they were on clearance. Sandwiches make better snacks. Edited August 25, 2020 by Sieg67 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah... you plead the 5th large pizza with everything on it. 😏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 12 hours ago, argylepancakez said: does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white Whoa, whoa. Naraku's the one on trial here. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 15 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: no i am disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 10:35 PM, Naraku4656 said: AMA It's wednesday now where's the other half? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Why would you abuse your pancreas and endocrine system like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, empty said: Why would you abuse your pancreas and endocrine system like that? because i hate myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: because i hate myself I hate me too but Oreos are not the answer. Trust me, I've suffered for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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