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i ate half a bag of oreos an hour before bed


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how exactly did you eat the oreos? which method did you use?

(remove top and eat frosting first, dunk in milk, etc)

also, did you count out the exact number of oreos that were in the bag before you started so that you would know exactly how many comprised half the bag?

lastly, do you think it's weird to sexually fetishize the eating of oreos? Why or why not?

 

 

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Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories)

each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? 
 

so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff)

the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000.

so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star?

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49 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Don't be racist

does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white

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18 minutes ago, argylepancakez said:

does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white

Well now I don't know..

Control testing will be needed

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42 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Assuming they were the original Oreo that’s 3 cookies at 160 calories (double stuff is 2 cookies at 170 calories)

each row contains 15 cookies so that’s 22...23 cookies right? 
 

so calorie consumption of said Oreos before bed, when your metabolism is at its lowest was 1166-1219 calories. (1870-1955 for double stuff)

the recommended calorie intake per day for an average adult is a 2000.

so, my question is...how many narwhals does it take to bring the house down at a disco? And who is their biggest star?

3 and Gloria Gaynor

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12 hours ago, argylepancakez said:

does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white

Whoa, whoa. Naraku's the one on trial here. I think.

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