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15 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

It would start, Dear Penthouse forum, "And he was beaten to death by his wife that was waiting in the truck."

You sure it wouldn't start, "My wife tried to test my faithfulness by hiring some woman to be nude while I worked..."

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14 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You fuck? You better have fucked perseus. Don't tell me you fucked this up. You fucked this up didn't you? 

I would argue that I didn't fuck up. Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life without some hidden motive or agenda. I'm certainly not attractive enough to drop panties. 

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Cracky at the appointment: "This couldn't happen to me 20 30 40 50 years ago when I was single, it had to happen now."

I don't know how easily you could put yourself back in single-you mindset, but if you were single, do you think you would've tried to hit that?

I wouldn't but as I've said before, this type of thing never happens unless there is a motive or agenda. Even if there isn't, I'm not the guy who's going to give anyone that kind of attention. I prefer the extremely hard to get ladies. 

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3 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks


i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services

(seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me)

Hey baby... I'll lie to you for half that.

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