Popular Post crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 11, 2020 I got called out to adjust some faucets on a house. The lady answered the door naked. She gave no fucks at all. Just showed me to the bathroom, chatted the whole time....naked. 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066559/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 was she hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, tsar4 said: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066559/ I never reacted just went about fixing stuff like everything was normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ric said: was she hot I assume she was cold, being naked and all. She was very attractive. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 That's how pornos start... are you johnny sins? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Dear Penthouse Forum....I'm a plumber and I lay pipe for a living, but nothing could prepare me for the job that lay in wait for me this day. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: That's how pornos start... are you johnny sins? His younger much much smaller cousin maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Dear Penthouse Forum....I'm a plumber and I lay pipe for a living, but nothing could prepare me for the job that lay in wait for me this day. It would start, Dear Penthouse forum, "And he was beaten to death by his wife that was waiting in the truck." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 15 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: It would start, Dear Penthouse forum, "And he was beaten to death by his wife that was waiting in the truck." You sure it wouldn't start, "My wife tried to test my faithfulness by hiring some woman to be nude while I worked..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You sure it wouldn't start, "My wife tried to test my faithfulness by hiring some woman to be nude while I worked..." She would never waste money on something like that. She has plenty of other reasons to beat me to death that don't cost anything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 The perfect set up .... Id be suspicious. Hyperfocused on laying actual pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 You fuck? You better have fucked perseus. Don't tell me you fucked this up. You fucked this up didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: The perfect set up .... Id be suspicious. Hyperfocused on laying actual pipe The only thing that existed in her house was faucets and her bull dog that growled at me the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You fuck? You better have fucked perseus. Don't tell me you fucked this up. You fucked this up didn't you? I would argue that I didn't fuck up. Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life without some hidden motive or agenda. I'm certainly not attractive enough to drop panties. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Congratulations on winning the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: I got called out to adjust some faucets on a house. The lady answered the door naked. She gave no fucks at all. Just showed me to the bathroom, chatted the whole time....naked. She must have thought you were the pizza guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, molarbear said: She must have thought you were the pizza guy You think lonely Island got the idea for dick in a box from that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) Nice. Was she lesbians? Edited February 12, 2020 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 neat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Nice. Was she lesbians? I didn't ask. Didn't really spend enough time there to get a life history or her opinion on sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) Well, there are 3 likely reasons she would answer the door naked and then continue to converse with you. That is one of them. Edited February 12, 2020 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 IT'S A TRAP 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 4 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: You think lonely Island got the idea for dick in a box from that? It predates even that rumor has it that one cave drawing illustrates this same technique being pulled off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 8 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: I assume she was cold, being naked and all. She was very attractive. what happened? are you married? you blew your 1 in a million real life porn scenario chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: what happened? are you married? you blew your 1 in a million real life porn scenario chance He is married and it was probably a trap. She was probably a tentacle monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Cracky at the appointment: "This couldn't happen to me 20 30 40 50 years ago when I was single, it had to happen now." I don't know how easily you could put yourself back in single-you mindset, but if you were single, do you think you would've tried to hit that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Cracky at the appointment: "This couldn't happen to me 20 30 40 50 years ago when I was single, it had to happen now." I don't know how easily you could put yourself back in single-you mindset, but if you were single, do you think you would've tried to hit that? I wouldn't but as I've said before, this type of thing never happens unless there is a motive or agenda. Even if there isn't, I'm not the guy who's going to give anyone that kind of attention. I prefer the extremely hard to get ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services (seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services (seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me) Hey baby... I'll lie to you for half that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Hey baby... I'll lie to you for half that. I don't need that, I have a perfectly good boyfriend at home who lies to me for free 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I don't need that, I have a perfectly good boyfriend at home who lies to me for free If you're good at something, you never do it for free 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: i need a new faucet put on my sink and my bathtub leaks i'll be naked for cheap plumbing services (seriously, all the plumbers in my area are terrible, the last one I had to pay $100 just to lie to me) I'll pay you to stay dressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Hey baby... I'll lie to you for half that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 4 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: I'll pay you to stay dressed. Gee, thanks 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 41 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: Gee, thanks That's not a dig at your appearance. It's a personal preference. I don't want to work around naked people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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