Mix Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 First off, nothing served cold has the characteristics of revenge. Icecream? Gazpacho? What the fuck! No, I want my revenge served piping hot! With ghost peppers, bitch! You don't want to be staring at a motherfucker who used to put fear in your heart with confused feelings like pity 'cause the years haven't been kind. It drains all the satisfaction out of it. At least you better hope it does 'cause if there's even a drop of satisfaction to be had, you find yourself trying and failing to explain to onlookers, and eventually police, why you're not the kind of person who gets his kicks by beating up homeless people. Idiot: No officer, like I said, he was bigger and scarier when we were eleven. Officer: .... Idiot: Yes, that's when the pool thing happened. Officer: ... Idiot: Yes, I understand it was a long time ago. Officer: .... Idiot: Well of course he's going to say he doesn't remember. It doesn't traumatize you if you're doing the bullying. Also, it looks like the drugs really did a number on him, so I'd be surprised if he remembered his own name. Officer: ... Idiot: No sir, I'm not fucking with you. Officer: .... Idiot: No sir, this isn't "a youtube" Officer: ..... Idiot: Yes sir, I know idiots like me do pranks on youtube, but this isn't that Officer: .... Idiot: Well, it's good you're bonding with your son, but that's a different brown guy you were watching Officer: .... Idiot: No sir, I would never jerk you around. I promise you i'm not FouseyTube. Officer: .... Idiot: I understand a pic would mean a lot to your son, but again, i'm not Fousey. Officer: .... Idiot: You're absolutely right, a pic is easier than going to jail.....thank you for being so understanding.....no, I don't mind holding the gun.... he's a good dad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 A Klingon said it 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I always assumed revenge is a dish best served cold meant .... like doing it after time passes when the person least expects it because you dont appear to be still affected or upset about. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I always took it as 'cold' meant disregarding your emotions for revenge so you would show your opponent no mercy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I gotta say, that was a ride. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 It's from the late 1800's - some French author. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 I thought that it was from The Godfather. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share Posted December 12, 2019 lol, I love that people are actually trying to answer the question.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Mix said: lol, I love that people are actually trying to answer the question.... I'm going to bump this thread in a year and answer your question. Not really, I won't remember this thread in 15 minutes let alone a year from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 i did. just now. you're fucked btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 18 hours ago, Mix said: Officer: .... I Is this Officer Crono? Or Officer Ryu Hayabusa? Anyway, apologies to That_One_Guy, but Mix is by far the funniest motherfucker on this board. I've actually had this opinion for a long time. If anyone here needs to be a comedian, its mix. Again, sorry That_One_Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is this Officer Crono? Or Officer Ryu Hayabusa? Anyway, apologies to That_One_Guy, but Mix is by far the funniest motherfucker on this board. I've actually had this opinion for a long time. If anyone here needs to be a comedian, its mix. Again, sorry That_One_Guy. *He's way funnier though. Man does it for a living.....infront of people >.> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is this Officer Crono? Or Officer Ryu Hayabusa? Anyway, apologies to That_One_Guy, but Mix is by far the funniest motherfucker on this board. I've actually had this opinion for a long time. If anyone here needs to be a comedian, its mix. Again, sorry That_One_Guy. RYu Hayabusa definitely talks. Most Links don't talk though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, André Toulon said: RYu Hayabusa definitely talks. Most Links don't talk though. I know Ryu talks, but in the NES games at least a LOT of his lines are literally "..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inuyashaboy05 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) On 12/11/2019 at 5:00 PM, 1pooh4u said: A Klingon said it This one gets it! Khan!!!!!! Edited December 13, 2019 by inuyashaboy05 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 34 minutes ago, inuyashaboy05 said: This one gets it! Khan!!!!!! https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-cold.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, inuyashaboy05 said: This one gets it! Khan!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 ..................K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tsar4 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 An angry chef with a busted stove. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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