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Something that TV made me think, but I've honestly never saw


André Toulon

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I've never see a dog kick a cat's ass.........In fact, I can only think of 2 times I've seen a dog/cat fight, and the cat won both.......The cat stole on the poor dog a few times and locked on his hind leg and then the cat dipped. The dog was never gonna catch it.......This was against a pit.......The other time, a cat scratched the fuck out of the dog a few times and the dog ran like a bitch........This was some kind of hound.

 

My point is I always think that dogs fuck up cats due to most cats (cartoons I guess) always seem to be afraid of dogs.......But that's bullshit.

 

Also contrary is the majority of the time when I see cats and dogs together, they are cool......Or completely ignore each other.

 

Cats and dogs DO hate birds though. Wing envy.

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TV made me think women can be amazing friends towards each other....I've never seen that >:D

 

OMFG this......I've never seen a female friendship last longer than a few months......OK, NEVER is hyperbole......My mom still has friends from back in the day, but they never see each other.........It's rare.

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My father had a dog that used to kill cats on a regular basis - he said that it was the only reason he kept him, because otherwise, he was useless and kind of creepy.

 

As far as friendships between women, I've got a couple in town and a couple with women who live away that all go back to junior high.

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Like Mthor, my group of friends have known each other since middle school. We get along great, but I think that all of us having different romantic tastes is why there was never real drama among us.

 

My dog tries to chase cats, but I know his little coward butt would run after a tiny scratch if he managed to corner one.

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my cat was raised by a dog...I think his name was hoochie...but hoochie would start to play with her and she wouldn't be taking any of his shit and he would back down...my cats an ASSHOLE....most are but still....as for women getting along, I suppose that's true...my mother and I don't fucking like each other...and the longest friends I have are still "friends" but we aren't close anymore

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TV made me think dogs could eat weed and hold semi-intelligible conversations, but my dog just looks at me with doe eyes then goes and pees on the floor.

 

Seriously, though, my cat Bill gets his ass handed to him by all the other cats, so he goes and fucks up our chihuahua wiener mix... who just keeps wagging her tail.  It's really a sad analogy for the state of society.

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According to every single TV show/cartoon/movie I've ever seen, all schools form elementary to high school are completely self contained in one single building where kids never go outside except for recess; "Gym" class is always called "Gym" class; and every single "Gym" class involves climbing a rope. Every single school I've ever gone to in my life had multiple buildings that you trek outside to go between, one you went outside to get from room to room in one building; "Gym" class is always called P.E.; and no single P.E. class I've ever had has ever had a rope climb.

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According to every single TV show/cartoon/movie I've ever seen, all schools form elementary to high school are completely self contained in one single building where kids never go outside except for recess; "Gym" class is always called "Gym" class; and every single "Gym" class involves climbing a rope. Every single school I've ever gone to in my life had multiple buildings that you trek outside to go between, one you went outside to get from room to room in one building; "Gym" class is always called P.E.; and no single P.E. class I've ever had has ever had a rope climb.

 

I'm pretty sure most of what you described is a west coast thing. My mother grew up in California and she called gym P.E.. Here, in the Northeast, I only ever hear gym. All of my classes were always in one big school building. I think California is one of the few places with outdoor trekking to classes, maybe because of the pleasant weather. In most other places it would be too humid or too cold to have that.

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According to every single TV show/cartoon/movie I've ever seen, all schools form elementary to high school are completely self contained in one single building where kids never go outside except for recess; "Gym" class is always called "Gym" class; and every single "Gym" class involves climbing a rope. Every single school I've ever gone to in my life had multiple buildings that you trek outside to go between, one you went outside to get from room to room in one building; "Gym" class is always called P.E.; and no single P.E. class I've ever had has ever had a rope climb.

My kindergarten to senior year were spent in a single building, and we only ever went outside for recess and gym. We had a rope to climb too. I really liked climbing the rope. Like, reaaaally liked it. Erections.

 

Also, your references to dogs defeating cats all come from vintage media, back from when America was great. With the rise of the internet and the Jew-driven liberal media, cats have become emboldened and upset the natural order. Now that we've got a real American back in the white house though, you can expect to see rottweilers disemboweling kittens on every street corner; the way God intended.

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