Greeny Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 You want to go to Heaven, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 The only church I go to is chicken 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Offer me that deathless death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 10, 2019 Author Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 minute ago, ITasteLikeSex said: The only church I go to is chicken Fry with your chicken in Hell, blasphemer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Greeny said: Fry with your chicken in Hell, blasphemer! Literally the best place to fry chicken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Some people definitely need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Sitting with a client for internship hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 10, 2019 Author Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Sitting with a client for internship hours That client is Satan in disguise. He wants you to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Greeny said: That client is Satan in disguise. He wants you to burn. eh .... Satan prolly does wear lots of disguises. There's probably a better chance of him being at church than being in disguise as a hospice patient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 10, 2019 Author Share Posted November 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: eh .... Satan prolly does wear lots of disguises. There's probably a better chance of him being at church than being in disguise as a hospice patient That's what he wants you to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I've already been to the bathroom this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Some people call themselves Christian but say they only believe in part of the bible. The way I see it, you either believe every last word of it or none of it, and that's me. I believe in every last word. Back in my first month working at my job, that was exactly what this one guy spewed, it quite literally being the second time I've ever talked to him. Throughout the district I work in, this guy is known by all of us for being a major, MAJOR koolaid drinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I've finished most of my religious thesis, I just have the last couple paragraphs to crank out. Then you better believe I'll be churching it the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 44 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I've finished most of my religious thesis, I just have the last couple paragraphs to crank out. Then you better believe I'll be churching it the fuck up. random question, are you actually a mod here? your rank isn't the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Greeny said: You want to go to Heaven, don't you? Because I'm in Scotty's van with Fiona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dread Pirate Roberts said: random question, are you actually a mod here? your rank isn't the same less like a mod, more like... well... no. 😟 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Heaven is for pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Cause I’m at school doin me a learnin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 church is for nerds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Because god is with me 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I was thinking about founding my own religion, but I've been told that'd be considered blasphemy, and that it'd also be viewed as a cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Don’t really give a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Christians tend to be hypocritical devils who satanically abuse and ostracize anyone who refuses to convert. Like, seriously, they will make a concerted effort to drive you insane so they can claim you’re possessed and further enable their own confirmation bias. These people are fucking insane. Most of them, anyways. The naive & innocent ones who are ultimately working for the bad ones in their naivety are too hard to listen to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Lasty said: Christians tend to be hypocritical devils who satanically abuse and ostracize anyone who refuses to convert. Like, seriously, they will make a concerted effort to drive you insane so they can claim you’re possessed and further enable their own confirmation bias. These people are fucking insane. Most of them, anyways. The naive & innocent ones who are ultimately working for the bad ones in their naivety are too hard to listen to... With my work, there's this one guy that works at another building that I might end up sent to that I'm not looking forward to working with. From what I've heard the dude's a complete ass, and he's another person that's drinking the koolaid. This isn't the same guy I mentioned in the one post above. My buddy worked with him for about a year, and he told me about how apparently the guys son was having religious doubts, and instead of talking to him about it like a normal person, he responded with a "HOW DARE YOU!" which I'm pretty damn sure just resulted in making his boy an atheist. As for me, I would fall into the category of one that doesn't believe in the god as written in the bible (I think the bible is full of shit to be honest, and either made up entirely, or any natural occurrence was blown out of proportion), but I still believe in a higher power. Edited November 10, 2019 by Dread Pirate Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dread Pirate Roberts said: With my work, there's this one guy that works at another building that I might end up sent to that I'm not looking forward to working with. From what I've heard the dude's a complete ass, and he's another person that's drinking the koolaid. This isn't the same guy I mentioned in the one post above. My buddy worked with him for about a year, and he told me about how apparently the guys son was having religious doubts, and instead of talking to him about it like a normal person, he responded with a "HOW DARE YOU!" which I'm pretty damn sure just resulted in making his boy an atheist. As for me, I would fall into the category of one that doesn't believe in the god as written in the bible (I think the bible is full of shit to be honest, and either made up entirely, or any natural occurrence was blown out of proportion), but I still believe in a higher power. I believe that everything is relative and that higher and lower are just ideas we made to entertain & distract ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Greeny said: You want to go to Heaven, don't you? How do you "go" to something you are? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, tsar4 said: How do you "go" to something you are? This is a fundamental example of one of the ways the Bible is taken literally and way too seriously. Jesus said that the kingdom of heaven is in all of us and somehow some asshats got the notion that people are inherently bad from the get go and must be slowly exonerated through strict conformity, an exoneration that never really comes as their neighbors they were supposed to love (agnostics and such) publicly scrutinize the mistake itself, detracting massive amounts of power from what could otherwise be a constructive group of people... then they blame their neighbors and do nothing to correct their own mistakes... Edited November 11, 2019 by Lasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Because it's a Tuesday, and I'm not Catholic. Also, this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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