ITasteLikeSex Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 My favorite way to relax is in a hot lavender bath, drinking an IPA, and listening to Frasier. How white are you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: My favorite way to relax is in a hot lavender bath, drinking an IPA, and listening to Frasier. How white are you? I'm taking a dump after eating mexican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Almost all (if not all) the music I listen to is made up of various sub-genres of heavy metal, classic rock, and video game soundtracks. My favorite sport to play is downhill skiing. I refuse to wear a baseball cap any way other than completely forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I only eat chicken sandwiches using white bread and mayo. I've never owned a coffee cup that didn't have something printed on it. I glow-in-the-dark. I burst into flames upon prolonged contact with sunlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I only eat chicken sandwiches using white bread and mayo. I've never owned a coffee cup that didn't have something printed on it. I glow-in-the-dark. I burst into flames upon prolonged contact with sunlight. that hand has seen a lot of fapping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: that hand has seen a lot of fapping Don't be all besmirching the purity that is my shining glowing paw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 My favorite band is nin, i only fuck the douchiest white men...usually military...my baby dad's name is nathan, i named my daughter Madison, my favorite TV show is my so called life, favorite author Anne Rice...ive seen kid rock in concert...i listened to nothing but mars volta and one hand scissor for a whole month...i eat all the celery in my zaxby's wings and things..i drive a mazda cx 5...car before that a saturn, i dont understand most rap lyrics or ethnic slang, i love bagels and my favorite shoes are sketchers....ill just stop rite here 😁 (Im not trying to be white. At an early age black folk try to indoctrinate you into black culture and "black things" and I always thought it was bullshit and did whatever the fuck I wanted lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 26, 2019 Author Share Posted October 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, fuggstop said: My favorite band is nin, i only fuck the douchiest white men...usually military...my baby dad's name is nathan, i named my daughter Madison, my favorite TV show is my so called life, favorite author Anne Rice...ive seen kid rock in concert...i listened to nothing but mars volta and one hand scissor for a whole month...i eat all the celery in my zaxby's wings and things..i drive a mazda cx 5...car before that a saturn, i dont understand most rap lyrics or ethnic slang, i love bagels and my favorite shoes are sketchers....ill just stop rite here 😁 (Im not trying to be white. At an early age black folk try to indoctrinate you into black culture and "black things" and I always thought it was bullshit and did whatever the fuck I wanted lol). I dub you an honorary white person. Enjoy your new super powers of enjoying mayo and talking to service work managers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 54 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: My favorite way to relax is in a hot lavender bath, drinking an IPA, and listening to Frasier. How white are you? I am mayonnaise made flesh 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I'm so white cops call ME sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Three of these posts in Ffa by ilikesex but NO COMPLAINTS FROM ROGUE BIIIAAASSSEDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I still watch NASCAR AND pro wrestling, that's how white I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I ummm... uhhhh.... I like beer! And Blondie! *panics* I enjoy mayo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Casper mufucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 How white am I? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: How white am I? I vote for this shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 My skin is so pale that I’ve been asked if I was albino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 My whiteness is so powerful it consumed my asianness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 lets see, the whitest thing i do is that i like cheese. yeah gonna go with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 That "pallid bust of Pallas" ain't got nothing on me. When I give blood, every 30 seconds they're asking me - "Are you ok?". I even overheard one of the people telling the other, "keep an eye on that one", gesturing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: lets see, the whitest thing i do is that i like cheese. yeah gonna go with that. Paired with a nice wine in the evenings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: That "pallid bust of Pallas" ain't got nothing on me. When I give blood, every 30 seconds they're asking me - "Are you ok?". I even overheard one of the people telling the other, "keep an eye on that one", gesturing at me. You tiny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Just now, Vela said: You tiny? 6 ft even. Very pale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: 6 ft even. Very pale. NOT tiny. Just translucent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vela said: NOT tiny. Just translucent. Goes along with the foreign language slang definition of my surname (phantom, something that is not there, specter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Goes along with the foreign language slang definition of my surname (phantom, something that is not there, specter) Your surname is Phantom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Your surname is Phantom? No, my surname is slang term in a foreign language that means "phantom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: No, my surname is slang term in a foreign language that means "phantom". Fan...tom? lol mmmm...Spoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Mine, if Anglicized, means "miller". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmDeath Machine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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