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Want to know how white I am? I’ll tell you how white I am.


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Posted
7 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

My favorite way to relax is in a hot lavender bath, drinking an IPA, and listening to Frasier.

How white are you?

I'm taking a dump after eating mexican

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I only eat chicken sandwiches using white bread and mayo. 

I've never owned a coffee cup that didn't have something printed on it.

I glow-in-the-dark.

I burst into flames upon prolonged contact with sunlight.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I only eat chicken sandwiches using white bread and mayo. 

I've never owned a coffee cup that didn't have something printed on it.

I glow-in-the-dark.

I burst into flames upon prolonged contact with sunlight.

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that hand has seen a lot of fapping

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My favorite band is nin, i only fuck the douchiest white men...usually military...my baby dad's name is nathan, i named my daughter Madison, my favorite TV show is my so called life, favorite author Anne Rice...ive seen kid rock in concert...i listened to nothing but mars volta and one hand scissor for a whole month...i eat all the celery in my zaxby's wings and things..i drive a mazda cx 5...car before that a saturn, i dont understand most rap lyrics or ethnic slang, i love bagels and my favorite shoes are sketchers....ill just stop rite here 😁

(Im not trying to be white. At an early age black folk try to indoctrinate you into black culture and "black things" and I always thought it was bullshit and did whatever the fuck I wanted lol).

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12 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

My favorite band is nin, i only fuck the douchiest white men...usually military...my baby dad's name is nathan, i named my daughter Madison, my favorite TV show is my so called life, favorite author Anne Rice...ive seen kid rock in concert...i listened to nothing but mars volta and one hand scissor for a whole month...i eat all the celery in my zaxby's wings and things..i drive a mazda cx 5...car before that a saturn, i dont understand most rap lyrics or ethnic slang, i love bagels and my favorite shoes are sketchers....ill just stop rite here 😁

(Im not trying to be white. At an early age black folk try to indoctrinate you into black culture and "black things" and I always thought it was bullshit and did whatever the fuck I wanted lol).

I dub you an honorary white person. Enjoy your new super powers of enjoying mayo and talking to service work managers.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

My favorite way to relax is in a hot lavender bath, drinking an IPA, and listening to Frasier.

How white are you?

I am mayonnaise made flesh

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That "pallid bust of Pallas" ain't got nothing on me.  When I give blood, every 30 seconds they're asking me - "Are you ok?".  I even overheard one of the people telling the other, "keep an eye on that one", gesturing at me.

Posted
2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

lets see, the whitest thing i do is that i like cheese. yeah gonna go with that. B|

Paired with a nice wine in the evenings?

Posted
1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

That "pallid bust of Pallas" ain't got nothing on me.  When I give blood, every 30 seconds they're asking me - "Are you ok?".  I even overheard one of the people telling the other, "keep an eye on that one", gesturing at me.

You tiny?

Posted
19 minutes ago, Vela said:

NOT tiny.  Just translucent.

Goes along with the foreign language slang definition of my surname (phantom, something that is not there, specter)

Posted
1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

Goes along with the foreign language slang definition of my surname (phantom, something that is not there, specter)

Your surname is Phantom?

Posted
4 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

No, my surname is slang term in a foreign language that means "phantom".

Fan...tom?  lol    mmmm...Spoke?

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