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Deep down I believe any adult man who wears a black tank top is some kind of murderer


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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I feel that way about white wife beaters. No good man wears them. I see them all over POF and don't touch their message with a 10ft pole.

White ones are too common. There aren't that many murderers. How often do you see black ones? Black tank = definitely gotten away w/murder. I know it

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Watched a dude in a white tank and a tear drop tattoo get arrested yesterday. He came and stood in line behind me and I said something kind of out there to break the ice because this was the corner store I shop at most (I know all of the clerks) and they were staring him down hard.. Anyway because I had the sneaking suspicion this guy was about to have cops all over him I quickly payed for my alcohol and removed myself from the situation... I get in and tell my DD uhhh.... I forgot smokes but lets just go to the store next door. 

As soon as I get my stuff and get ready to check out here comes this fool through the front door with a cop behind him... He had a sheriff behind him at the other store and he was still talking fuck up and slurred. I asked the clerk at the second store why he came in because I thought he followed me at first..but she told me "yeah I know him he's drunk and drugged up and stealing shit from the other store trying to bring it here like he think I'm not gonna call the police."

Moral of the story is I'm glad I had a designated driver and white tanktop clad fools are way more crazy then black tanktop clad fools. 🤔

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Just now, PhilosipherStoned said:

Watched a dude in a white tank and a tear drop tattoo get arrested yesterday. He came and stood in line behind me and I said something kind of out there to break the ice because this was the corner store I shop at most (I know all of the clerks) and they were staring him down hard.. Anyway because I had the sneaking suspicion this guy was about to have cops all over him I quickly payed for my alcohol and removed myself from the situation... I get in and tell my DD uhhh.... I forgot smokes but lets just go to the store next door. 

As soon as I get my stuff and get ready to check out here comes this fool through the front door with a cop behind him... He had a sheriff behind him at the other store and he was still talking fuck up and slurred. I asked the clerk at the second store why he came in because I thought he followed me at first..but she told me "yeah I know him he's drunk and drugged up and stealing shit from the other store trying to bring it here like he think I'm not gonna call the police."

Moral of the story is I'm glad I had a designated driver and white tanktop clad fools are way more crazy then black tanktop clad fools. 🤔

I agree! All alcoholic deadbeats 🤣

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

It's the only explanation right? Like what else would it be?

As someone who just recently started wearing black tank tops

I really hope this isn't a common thought

But they have been really comfortable on these hot days 😥

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6 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Or he just wants to match?

I had red, blue, green, black, white....They are comfy and no reason not to wear one when it's 100+ degrees.

Maybe the rules are different in the desert. I haven't lived in that climate zone yet

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