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Deep down I believe any adult man who wears a black tank top is some kind of murderer


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Posted
1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

I feel that way about white wife beaters. No good man wears them. I see them all over POF and don't touch their message with a 10ft pole.

White ones are too common. There aren't that many murderers. How often do you see black ones? Black tank = definitely gotten away w/murder. I know it

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Poof said:

White ones are too common. There aren't that many murderers. How often do you see black ones? Black tank = definitely gotten away w/murder. I know it

True. Stay away from both.

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Watched a dude in a white tank and a tear drop tattoo get arrested yesterday. He came and stood in line behind me and I said something kind of out there to break the ice because this was the corner store I shop at most (I know all of the clerks) and they were staring him down hard.. Anyway because I had the sneaking suspicion this guy was about to have cops all over him I quickly payed for my alcohol and removed myself from the situation... I get in and tell my DD uhhh.... I forgot smokes but lets just go to the store next door. 

As soon as I get my stuff and get ready to check out here comes this fool through the front door with a cop behind him... He had a sheriff behind him at the other store and he was still talking fuck up and slurred. I asked the clerk at the second store why he came in because I thought he followed me at first..but she told me "yeah I know him he's drunk and drugged up and stealing shit from the other store trying to bring it here like he think I'm not gonna call the police."

Moral of the story is I'm glad I had a designated driver and white tanktop clad fools are way more crazy then black tanktop clad fools. 🤔

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Posted
Just now, PhilosipherStoned said:

Watched a dude in a white tank and a tear drop tattoo get arrested yesterday. He came and stood in line behind me and I said something kind of out there to break the ice because this was the corner store I shop at most (I know all of the clerks) and they were staring him down hard.. Anyway because I had the sneaking suspicion this guy was about to have cops all over him I quickly payed for my alcohol and removed myself from the situation... I get in and tell my DD uhhh.... I forgot smokes but lets just go to the store next door. 

As soon as I get my stuff and get ready to check out here comes this fool through the front door with a cop behind him... He had a sheriff behind him at the other store and he was still talking fuck up and slurred. I asked the clerk at the second store why he came in because I thought he followed me at first..but she told me "yeah I know him he's drunk and drugged up and stealing shit from the other store trying to bring it here like he think I'm not gonna call the police."

Moral of the story is I'm glad I had a designated driver and white tanktop clad fools are way more crazy then black tanktop clad fools. 🤔

I agree! All alcoholic deadbeats 🤣

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Poof said:

It's the only explanation right? Like what else would it be?

As someone who just recently started wearing black tank tops

I really hope this isn't a common thought

But they have been really comfortable on these hot days 😥

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Posted
10 minutes ago, JeNewBee said:

As someone who just recently started wearing black tank tops

I really hope this isn't a common thought

But they have been really comfortable on these hot days 😥

Its common. Only trash women dig them. Get a light cotton tee.

Posted
44 minutes ago, JeNewBee said:

As someone who just recently started wearing black tank tops

I really hope this isn't a common thought

But they have been really comfortable on these hot days 😥

It's not, the women in this thread can't even agree on the colors.....This is a ridiculous concept.

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Posted
52 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Its common. Only trash women dig them. Get a light cotton tee.

I could really give 2 shits about people's clothing preferences

As long as it doesn't make me look like a murderer I'm good

Posted
6 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Or he just wants to match?

I had red, blue, green, black, white....They are comfy and no reason not to wear one when it's 100+ degrees.

Maybe the rules are different in the desert. I haven't lived in that climate zone yet

Posted
5 hours ago, JeNewBee said:

As someone who just recently started wearing black tank tops

I really hope this isn't a common thought

But they have been really comfortable on these hot days 😥

where did you bury the bodies?

Posted
3 hours ago, Seight said:

Or, he's about to street race Vin Diesel and/or Ludacris.

That makes sense but don't they all kill ppl in those movies?

Posted
3 minutes ago, helpme said:

..............thanks

 

I thought it made me look slimmer :(

does every guy on this board wear black tank tops????

Posted
8 hours ago, stilgar said:

Well, yes. Also they get to force a young actress to make out with them during an awkward sex scene.

Isn't that the entire point of the movie industry?

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