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Let me clarify one thing.

Dog Nutters are the problem. People who view their dog as more important than humans, and the ones that NEVER correct their dog's behavior. I have two married friends who are great owners, and their dog is awesome, but I have a few that are just absolutely fucking retarded when it comes to their dog.

But yea, fuck most dogs in general, and the ones in question - fuck their owner entirely.

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I hate that when dogs kill and eat people people still want dogs to run loose and say its the owners fault for being shitty. Cats have shitty owners too but you never hear of cats killing and eating babies and small children because of it. Fuck dogs.

People can have dogs but dogs need to be looked at like wild dangerous animals like tigers and lions. They kill people just as often.

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32 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I hate that when dogs kill and eat people people still want dogs to run loose and say its the owners fault for being shitty. Cats have shitty owners too but you never hear of cats killing and eating babies and small children because of it. Fuck dogs.

People can have dogs but dogs need to be looked at like wild dangerous animals like tigers and lions. They kill people just as often.

Not all dogs are bad, but right now in America... dog culture is just absolutely terrible.

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1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Rule number 1 of trolling: completely show your hand, even though you weren't really trolling in the beginning and went on a rage fueled tirade over absolutely nothing.

Or just... you know, do what I always do. Stir something up and disappear for a few days. I come back to my threads full of stupid replies and I get a few laughs.

Like I'm about to do

 

Right now

=D

 

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1 minute ago, The_Hound said:

Not all dogs are bad, but right now in America... dog culture is just absolutely terrible.

All dogs. Fuck u. Even the small ones. My sis in laws small dogs have like..imprinted on her or some shit...and they bark at you bite you if u get to close to her. Her stupid dog bit me when i tried to get a wine glass from here.

They have 4 dogs. One so dangerous we had to hide in the house while they let him use the bathroom. I worry for my grand babies that visit there.

I dont get why people want animals like that around them. Give me a cat anyday.

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Dogs are ok. Owners are stupid. Got a few friends that don’t wanna vaccinate their dogs for rabies cuz it causes cancer or some such bullshit.  

I tell them “you want a Cujo? Cuz that’s exactly how that happens”

fuckin dumb people amirite?

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3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Dogs are ok. Owners are stupid. Got a few friends that don’t wanna vaccinate their dogs for rabies cuz it causes cancer or some such bullshit.  

I tell them “you want a Cujo? Cuz that’s exactly how that happens”

fuckin dumb people amirite?

We had a cat that developed cancer (I think it was called an "injection site sarcoma") and it was a whole ordeal.

It's rare (and not directly linked to a specific vaccine or shot), but I think vets are more cognizant now about giving shots in places where cancer can be treated easily. Rather than around the poor thing's armpit, where it can weave its tentacles into everything.

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4 hours ago, The_Hound said:

Or just... you know, do what I always do. Stir something up and disappear for a few days. I come back to my threads full of stupid replies and I get a few laughs.

Like I'm about to do

 

Right now

=D

 

"Stir something up" = Viper spam posting FFA then disappearing when no one responds.

Also, I like how you have to explain your troll to us so that we can better appreciate its intricacies.  If you didn't suck at it, I might appreciate your attention to detail.

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4 hours ago, fuggstop said:

All dogs. Fuck u. Even the small ones. My sis in laws small dogs have like..imprinted on her or some shit...and they bark at you bite you if u get to close to her. Her stupid dog bit me when i tried to get a wine glass from here.

They have 4 dogs. One so dangerous we had to hide in the house while they let him use the bathroom. I worry for my grand babies that visit there.

I dont get why people want animals like that around them. Give me a cat anyday.

How did you get dogs to hate you?  I mean, I know how you do it to people, but usually dogs are far more understanding.

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47 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

We had a cat that developed cancer (I think it was called an "injection site sarcoma") and it was a whole ordeal.

It's rare (and not directly linked to a specific vaccine or shot), but I think vets are more cognizant now about giving shots in places where cancer can be treated easily. Rather than around the poor thing's armpit, where it can weave its tentacles into everything.

Ok but you’d still vaccinate your pet if it goes outside, right?

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5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I swear to god, when I was a kid, every single dog in the world wanted to rip my throat out instantly. As an adult, every dog loves me.

*shrug* :|

My male dog growls and snarls when random kids try to touch him, and I feel bad for the little kids because they all want to pet him since he looks like a border collie. They always look at me fucked up when I say "no he doesn't like kids." He doesn't do that to adults really either.  

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9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

We expect you to not be a numbnuts.

So knock it off, numbnuts. If you have to 'resort' to using slurs just to piss people off, you obviously lack originality.

I just had to Google it 

Never even heard of it until now 

 

Make his ban screen a picture of a dog

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