ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 (edited) www.funnyworm.com/p/weird-funny-google-search-suggestions/ why do people put the stiupider shit in google search Edited July 3, 2019 by ghostrek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, ghostrek said: www.funnyworm.com/p/weird-funny-google-search-suggestions/ why do people put the stiupider shit in google search and some of them are gross 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Why do you even go out in public with that hairline of yours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cancer said: Why do you even go out in public with that hairline of yours? @Cancer stop it you will be reported 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, ghostrek said: @Cancer stop it you will be reported You cant stop @Cancer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I'm kinda glad googlesearch knows the answer is 42 and you don't have to further search. lol, If I ate my self would I double in size. ...You would become twice as disappear. Also, what IS a boyfriend application? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Vela said: I'm kinda glad googlesearch knows the answer is 42 and you don't have to further search. lol, If I ate my self would I double in size. ...You would become twice as disappear. Also, what IS a boyfriend application? Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke i need to read that book the eating you self thing is odd how do i know i am a dude that likes the ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 32 minutes ago, ghostrek said: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke i need to read that book the eating you self thing is odd how do i know i am a dude that likes the ladies Yes, and the others too. Preferably before you see the movie. It makes you wonder what previous stuff that user searched to prompt google. Maybe you should apply! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I agree ghosty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Really, google searches are what broke you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 4 hours ago, Vela said: Yes, and the others too. Preferably before you see the movie. It makes you wonder what previous stuff that user searched to prompt google. Maybe you should apply! Best idea ever! LIsten to Vela, ghost. She's on to something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said: Best idea ever! LIsten to Vela, ghost. She's on to something here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Can you even effectively search for anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Vela said: Yes, and the others too. Preferably before you see the movie. It makes you wonder what previous stuff that user searched to prompt google. Maybe you should apply! yes i will i dont want to know me apply has boyfriend ok? diffrent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Here's something stupid I googled very recently: "How to shave with a razor." Yeah. I googled it. I'm 28 years old. But I wanted a tutorial, because I was raised by women and I've only ever shaved with an electric razor. So I didn't know how to do it the old fashioned way. How hard do I push? Do I have to stir up the shaving cream first? Do I go with the grain or against the grain? These are things I never learned. So I, a man approaching 30 years old, had to look it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Skiles said: Here's something stupid I googled very recently: "How to shave with a razor." Yeah. I googled it. I'm 28 years old. But I wanted a tutorial, because I was raised by women and I've only ever shaved with an electric razor. So I didn't know how to do it the old fashioned way. How hard do I push? Do I have to stir up the shaving cream first? Do I go with the grain or against the grain? These are things I never learned. So I, a man approaching 30 years old, had to look it up. It's pretty straight forward....I was raised by my mom alone.....No one taught me how to shave....I just did it. a cut or two but it's not difficult. Mixing shaving cream? They do that in certain barber shops but I don't really think anyone does it at home anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: yes i will i dont want to know me apply has boyfriend ok? diffrent Good, you're on a good path so far. I do. I guess not really different, like isn't that kinda what you do on any dating website? But still interesting! My cousin met his wife that way, been married almost 10 yrs and has two kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Skiles said: Here's something stupid I googled very recently: "How to shave with a razor." Yeah. I googled it. I'm 28 years old. But I wanted a tutorial, because I was raised by women and I've only ever shaved with an electric razor. So I didn't know how to do it the old fashioned way. How hard do I push? Do I have to stir up the shaving cream first? Do I go with the grain or against the grain? These are things I never learned. So I, a man approaching 30 years old, had to look it up. I don't think that's stupid. But nicking yourself is definitely part of the learning process. I think the reason some people mix the shaving cream is to figure out what consistency works the best for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I googled how to put up a sun visor so i cant laugh at anyone elses dumb questions. (found a youtube video showing me how, too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Is it normal to eat period blood? ........ No .... obviously you drink it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scoobdog Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Wait.... mixing shaving cream? Does anyone do that if they aren't a professional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Vela said: Good, you're on a good path so far. I do. I guess not really different, like isn't that kinda what you do on any dating website? But still interesting! My cousin met his wife that way, been married almost 10 yrs and has two kids i hope i am sci-fi guy around here i still dont cool good for them most marrigeds dont last that long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 4 hours ago, ghostrek said: i hope i am sci-fi guy around here i still dont cool good for them most marrigeds dont last that long Oh rally... I'll always Even the ones with kids? I haven't looked up any statistics in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2019 Author Share Posted July 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh rally... I'll always Even the ones with kids? I haven't looked up any statistics in a while. i am big sci-fi guy i have youtube channel about it ok nice to know well i dont know my bothers last 10 years so you like sci-fi too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, ghostrek said: i am big sci-fi guy i have youtube channel about it ok nice to know well i dont know my bothers last 10 years so you like sci-fi too You have nice teeth. Good. See. I...for some reason I'm afraid to say yes right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2019 Author Share Posted July 4, 2019 Just now, Vela said: You have nice teeth. Good. See. I...for some reason I'm afraid to say yes right now. ok why are you afraid i am sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 30 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ok why are you afraid i am sorry lol...no. Vibes aside...I'm just kidd'n. I wouldn't say I'm a crazed sci-fi fan, but I've seen my share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 4, 2019 Author Share Posted July 4, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vela said: lol...no. Vibes aside...I'm just kidd'n. I wouldn't say I'm a crazed sci-fi fan, but I've seen my share i am fan better tv shows books on the other hand is hard Edited July 4, 2019 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 11 hours ago, ghostrek said: i am fan better tv shows books on the other hand is hard Read before bed every night. Even if it's just one paragraph. It's nice to fall asleep to a good book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Vamped said: Is it normal to eat period blood? ........ No .... obviously you drink it It could be dried blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It could be dried blood. Look here .... you and stilgar are not about to make me the wierd one in this thread of stupid google searches brah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghostrek Posted July 4, 2019 Author Share Posted July 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Vela said: Read before bed every night. Even if it's just one paragraph. It's nice to fall asleep to a good book. who is you favorite authors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Vamped said: Look here .... you and stilgar are not about to make me the wierd one in this thread of stupid google searches brah. dont worry, you gotta up your weird game many notches to surpass ghostrek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: dont worry, you gotta up your weird game many notches to surpass ghostrek. He's not THAT weird other than his grammar and spelling issues and his prudishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 This human certainly is - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 4 hours ago, ghostrek said: who is you favorite authors I'll PM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vela said: I'll PM yeah...but don't ask to meet for coffee, after you drive all the way to ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, discolemonade said: yeah...but don't ask to meet for coffee, after you drive all the way to ohio. what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: what? Disco is trying to stop you from making another lampshade. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: what? you know what. don't play coy with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, stilgar said: Disco is trying to stop you from making another lampshade. nah... i guess he forgot that he 'ghosted' me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: you know what. don't play coy with me. How about explaining for my benefit? >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, stilgar said: Disco is trying to stop you from making another lampshade. not all mid westerners are Ed Gaines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: nah... i guess he forgot that he 'ghosted' me how did i do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, ghostrek said: how did i do that *sigh* ok...if you remember, almost 2 years ago, i said i was driving to toledo. i said i would come to your work, and get a coffee and meet you. i got no reply. and laughed at by all the board members...because you ignored me. i was crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 5, 2019 Author Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: *sigh* ok...if you remember, almost 2 years ago, i said i was driving to toledo. i said i would come to your work, and get a coffee and meet you. i got no reply. and laughed at by all the board members...because you ignored me. i was crushed. sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, ghostrek said: sorry honestly ghostie...it's totally cool. i'm just messin' with ya'. happy 4th and all that jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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