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boy it'd be weird if during sex, your partner yelled out your username instead of your real name


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Posted (edited)

I did this one time and you won't let it go?

You act like I don't remember your name or something

I said I'm sorry....Mar...Kev...jam....Sarah? Screw it, I'm banging naraku.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Xanatos said:

I did this one time and you won't let it go?

You act like I don't remember your name or something

I said I'm sorry....Mar...Kev...jam....Sarah? Screw it, I'm banging naraku.

get in line

Posted
1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

or everytime you made a move, they just yelled out a different number

OH FUCK ME 4

There is no 4!!!

 

You dam well know this!!!

 

It's official were over

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said:

Of the users I’ve met I always refer to them as their user name...well....behind their back really...I’m not gonna walk up and be like hey...Shibby...wut up...

do you ever call LB by his username when not on discord

Posted
5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

do you ever call LB by his username when not on discord

No...I call him bee...cause I’m lazy 6 years into the relationship and “baby” got too long to say

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Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

HUG TIME @lupin_bebop

Oh shit....little known fact...when lb starts to smile and tries to hide it....he gets the little golf ball sized cheekies....then if you say “oh...look at dem cheekies” and try to pinch em...they get bigger....and bigger...

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said:

Oh shit....little known fact...when lb starts to smile and tries to hide it....he gets the little golf ball sized cheekies....then if you say “oh...look at dem cheekies” and try to pinch em...they get bigger....and bigger...

its not all that gets bigger and bigger when hes happy..right choco bear? :D @lupin_bebop

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Posted
47 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

If that happened to me, I'd just be like "So you must already know then" and then I'd go get my balloon stash. :|

Then I know what to yell out each time

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Posted
3 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

I used to scream out: PHILLIES YES PHILLIES GIMME ALL 3 INCHES BABY~~~!!!

 

and it wasnt weird AT ALL

If someone screamed out this name, would they do it to the tune of "Candy Girl" from New Edition

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