Age of S'jet Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 It just came my attention that someone forgot to take their birth control for the two days prior to yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 The fuck you ain't pulling out for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: The fuck you ain't pulling out for? She got a dental dam but i dont trust em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, DoubleDoink said: She got a dental dam but i dont trust em I never trust anything. Lol unless you get snipped pull out. Or beat off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: The fuck you ain't pulling out for? Because it's basically useless. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 That's why I only fuck dudes. I'm not gay though. I swear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Greeny said: That's why I only fuck dudes. I'm not gay though. I swear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, mthor said: Because it's basically useless. Not if you know when to do it. But honestly abstinence is the best way to go. Beat that skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Not if you know when to do it. But honestly abstinence is the best way to go. Beat that skin. Just going to leave this here, homeslice. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method/how-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Clu said: Just going to leave this here, homeslice. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method/how-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out Hey I wrap up or beat my dick. Lol pulling out is a last resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I don't know how often you get laid, but if these numbers are even 50% correct.... You got kids man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: She got a dental dam Um..... Know what.....nothing 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I don't think you can get socks pregnant. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 54 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I never trust anything. Lol unless you get snipped pull out. Or beat off. God damn i love being in a relationship with someone who's had their tubes tied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, DoubleDoink said: She got a dental dam but i dont trust em Me neither, it's way too easy for semen to get through those things. What I do is put a rubber band on my balls, haven't even had a scare yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Wear a condom every single time unless you want kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Wear a condom every single time unless you want kids. Nah man, you just have the girl do jumping jacks right after and you're good. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I went on a first date with a girl yesterday and banged her without a condom and without knowing she was on birth control. I pulled out and splooged but immediately had the sneaking suspicion of life with a child with a girl who, although hot, was kinda crazy. But then she slipped off into the bathroom and showed me her birth control and gave me a wink and I felt that cooling sensation of relief wash over me and I could just enjoy the fact that I got laid. Happy Valentine's, my friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: God damn i love being in a relationship with someone who's had their tubes tied. You fuckin Betty White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Nah man, you just have the girl do jumping jacks right after and you're good. 100% I wont get a girl pregnant with or without jumping jacks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Opium said: You fuckin Betty White? One could only be so lucky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: Um..... Know what.....nothing No i want to know Whats a dental dam got to do with oozing in her guts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 /r/ihavesex 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, fuggstop said: No i want to know Whats a dental dam got to do with oozing in her guts? You ever see those awful hentai comics where the dude cums so hard that it shoots out her mouth like a sperm rocket. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 27 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: /r/ihavesex I came so hard in my trans gf that she might be pregnant now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said: I came so hard in my trans gf that she might be pregnant now I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent Definitely a top contender. Too bad uhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Clu said: I don't know how often you get laid, but if these numbers are even 50% correct.... You got kids man. Did you actually crunch the numbers.. I think he may be joking though man.. He is "that one guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Rogue Alphonse said: Definitely a top contender. Too bad uhhhhhhh Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent Surprisingly I'm legitimately pretty awesome with kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Surprisingly I'm legitimately pretty awesome with kids. Are yall already trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Rogue Alphonse said: My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out. adoption is always an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, Rogue Alphonse said: My mom told me she is fine not having grandkids, my dad (and stepmom oddly) was bummed a little but he then rethinks the fact that his step daughter has two spawn that live at his house and have been the past 6 years so it all works out. Both my parents expect grandkids. My sibling doesn't want any and neither do I sooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: Are yall already trying? No. Thankfully she saw the light in having time with just the two of us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: No. Thankfully she saw the light in having time with just the two of us. True true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 My sister just had a baby, and that's close enough to being a father for me. I'm ready to be that one uncle that reminds you of Kramer from Seinfield. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: adoption is always an option. Did you misread my post? I DO NOT want kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Both my parents expect grandkids. My sibling doesn't want any and neither do I sooooooo My half-sister (mom's side) probably won't have any either but like I said... my mom is totally fine about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said: My half-sister (mom's side) probably won't have any either but like I said... my mom is totally fine about that. at least yours are. one of these days mine will give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said: Did you misread my post? I DO NOT want kids No don't worry I know how to read. Just saying if they give you shit tell them to a adopt a grandkid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: No don't worry I know how to read. Just saying if they give you shit tell them to a adopt a grandkid.. I gotcha. DON'T BE SO VAGUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) So the dental dam question goes unanswered. I genuinely think viper thinks if his cum is swallowed the girl gets pregnant. Edited February 15, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 35 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise I don't hate kids but I'm never having any of my own. I hate the idea of having to be on the ball every second of the day. I got step kids that are older so that's not too much workand i got the nieces and nephews of my SO and that pretty much covers it for me. Get the nice parts without the crushing responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise If I ever have a child it will be through adoption. Also my mother seems to think that I will definitely have a daughter and that she will love all the clothes her grandmother gives her. I wont let any child of mine be dressed by my mother. I swear she thinks Muppets and potato sacks are high fashion icons. Got my little sister looking like Vigo the Carpathian. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: You ever see those awful hentai comics where the dude cums so hard that it shoots out her mouth like a sperm rocket. I saw that in a futanari once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, GunStarHero said: If I ever have a child it will be through adoption. Also my mother seems to think that I will definitely have a daughter and that she will love all the clothes her grandmother gives her. I wont let any child of mine be dressed by my mother. I swear she thinks Muppets and potato sacks are high fashion icons. Got my little sister looking like Vigo the Carpathian. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Just.....the things I could say here..... You know what? Nevermind. I WILL say this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 yeah.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Obviously I don't buy this bullshit, but you're nowhere near being ready to be a father. 😹 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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