Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I wish post count mattered enough to do that, because i fuck would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Fucking wood is bad for the penis. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I wish post count mattered enough to do that, because i fuck would. I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, NeurocideVibekillah said: Fucking wood is bad for the penis. Better than posting my life story thread by thread. I love that merge button. I need to use it more often. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Dude you gotta stop that, girls think it's weird. They're hard wired into the mainstream, they're on sitcom status, not killer action flicks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, molarbear said: I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me But can you Dumpster Fire? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Better than posting my life story thread by thread. I love that merge button. I need to use it more often. You're coming to terms with it. I like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me Calm down 👮♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You're coming to terms with it. I like this. You're right. I should merge shit more often. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 How much would a rogue fuck wood if a rogue fuck could fuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 6 hours ago, molarbear said: I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me i was JUST thinking about this the other day. i would have been owl. i thought that was a 'cool rank' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i was JUST thinking about this the other day. i would have been owl. i thought that was a 'cool rank' I wasn't even close😂 I made superstar the last summer on lithium. Kind of pathetic - I've made almost as many posts here as I did in my entire time on the asmb. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 hours ago, mthor said: I wasn't even close😂 I made superstar the last summer on lithium. Kind of pathetic - I've made almost as many posts here as I did in my entire time on the asmb. oh....i have no idea where i was at. i remember being super star? i think? i was a gawd awful neon green. i remember think, 'i'm only x amount until the next color', which i'm not entirely sure what it was? but i think i recall that i was only like 4 (? there is no) away? and there were SO many other things that also needed to be tallied? my shit was all jacked up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 The only reason I remember is because I hated the color, and when the rant off came along, I swore I'd win a custom rank &color if I had to waylay Luuv in an alley to do it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 hours ago, discolemonade said: i was JUST thinking about this the other day. i would have been owl. i thought that was a 'cool rank' If you combined my original 04, 07, and my final account I made in 09 I had about 10,000 posts It's all good though, I may never be an Owl but if the fantasy football custom ranks roll out I should be the "Destroyer of Toilets" soon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I already tell my life's story in my threads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 15 hours ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: Fucking wood is bad for the penis. Okay. That was actually funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Please don’t. We have enough people here who treat this place like their personal blog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 8 hours ago, discolemonade said: i was JUST thinking about this the other day. i would have been owl. i thought that was a 'cool rank' I was 151. They don't even make 151 anymore D: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 There's nothing for me to tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: There's nothing for me to tell There can be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Just now, Rogue߷Alphonse said: There can be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 hours ago, discolemonade said: i was JUST thinking about this the other day. i would have been owl. i thought that was a 'cool rank' I had one of those red "double kudos" ranks. I think it was "Swimmortal." Me and Pooh kudo'd the shit out of everyone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I had one of those red "double kudos" ranks. I think it was "Swimmortal." Me and Pooh kudo'd the shit out of everyone. yeah ya'll did. and i thank you for all the wonderful kudos. also, i was kind of jealous of that double ranker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 48 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I had one of those red "double kudos" ranks. I think it was "Swimmortal." Me and Pooh kudo'd the shit out of everyoneveryone Duzi had a bigger one I'm still laughing as to how I got duzi and humbug to kudo me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I had one of those red "double kudos" ranks. I think it was "Swimmortal." Me and Pooh kudo'd the shit out of everyone. I forgot all about those... I was some kind of double kudo rank too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Kuroko said: Duzi had a bigger one I'm still laughing as to how I got duzi and humbug to kudo me Yeah, she had that triple weight custom rank. I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle something like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, molarbear said: I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me It was slightly under 26k posts for the rank. I remember the one guy, MystJhn or whatever, had four accounts with the owl rank attained. Aspirations. Edited January 25, 2019 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Yeah, she had that triple weight custom rank. I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle something like that. She was also a helper If my mind is right Admins were custom Helpers were 2 Mods were 3 8 year old accounts were 2 as well Duzi was 6 Humbug was 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 That doesn't sound right. Anyway, the weighted ranks were awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/the-order-of-the-owls/ https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/currentranks/ Swimuminatis, Swimpotents, Swimportants, Swimfamouses, Swimmortals, and SwimHELPeRs have a kudo weight of 2 by default. SwimArbiters and Almightys have a kudo weight of 3 by default. Told you @scoobdog never doubt the owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Kuroko said: https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/the-order-of-the-owls/ https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/currentranks/ Swimuminatis, Swimpotents, Swimportants, Swimfamouses, Swimmortals, and SwimHELPeRs have a kudo weight of 2 by default. SwimArbiters and Almightys have a kudo weight of 3 by default. Told you @scoobdog never doubt the owl Lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) yeah..i 'member. fucking swimicon. and i remember being actually sort of pissed, when i figured out all that 'days reg/minutes online/ fuck yabba dabba doo shit. i SHOULD have been at the very least swimlegend. and i went to the correct page. i got ignored. probably because of the gawd awful neon green bullshit. mods are like 'eh, fuck that person. look at that shitty color' i dont' even think i remember seeing anyone else with that nemesis to the color green. Edited January 25, 2019 by discolemonade don't type angry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 yep....‘twas annoying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Kuroko said: She was also a helper If my mind is right Admins were custom Helpers were 2 Mods were 3 8 year old accounts were 2 as well Duzi was 6 Humbug was 10 Whoa, there! I registered in 04 and never got to give double kudos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Swimuminati was my old rank. i was kitty for a while after i got done being a helper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 there were also all those shit ranks Drewid did that i hated http://web.archive.org/web/20100424001504/http://asmbranks.info/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, mthor said: Whoa, there! I registered in 04 and never got to give double kudos Admin and mods could change kudos. I changed mine to 20 once to kudo a post I liked. My main I think had a weight of 2. I have no idea how it got bumped. I never changed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 I might have gad enough posts over all my accounts. I had 3 legend accounts and countless alts. I never let my accounts go higher than legend. I even asked to have posts removed to stop the rank up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Kuroko said: https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/the-order-of-the-owls/ https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/currentranks/ Swimuminatis, Swimpotents, Swimportants, Swimfamouses, Swimmortals, and SwimHELPeRs have a kudo weight of 2 by default. SwimArbiters and Almightys have a kudo weight of 3 by default. Told you @scoobdog never doubt the owl Pat was owl number 100. How bout them apples, beetch? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Pat was owl number 100. How bout them apples, beetch? And I beat cracky so how about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 1/24/2019 at 6:47 PM, Kuroko said: https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/the-order-of-the-owls/ https://asmbinfo.wordpress.com/currentranks/ Swimuminatis, Swimpotents, Swimportants, Swimfamouses, Swimmortals, and SwimHELPeRs have a kudo weight of 2 by default. SwimArbiters and Almightys have a kudo weight of 3 by default. Told you @scoobdog never doubt the owl Man, I forgot I was another Owl, too. Had a couple names there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Man, I forgot I was another Owl, too. Had a couple names there. Are you proud of that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 man i was owl 281. took me a long ass time to get there and then basically no time at all to get to illuminati or whatever the rank was after kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Are you proud of that? Yes. I was in competition with Rogue and another user for the amount of names. I still claimed the highest spot, though. Edited January 27, 2019 by lupin_bebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 13 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: man i was owl 281. took me a long ass time to get there and then basically no time at all to get to illuminati or whatever the rank was after kitty I remember Kitty. I hit it fast. Went straight to the next without warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 15 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Yes. I was in competition with Rogue and another user for the amount of names. I still claimed the highest spot, though. ... 🤦♂️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: ... 🤦♂️ I wouldn’t. You’re in competition for Most Bannable User and Longest Vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 (edited) On 1/24/2019 at 6:06 AM, mthor said: I wasn't even close😂 I made superstar the last summer on lithium. Kind of pathetic - I've made almost as many posts here as I did in my entire time on the asmb. I was sort of similar. Had a second account I used more than the one people know me by now. It had roughly 20,000 posts. Never told anyone who I was except Arcturus, CJ, and Humbug. It was super active from 2004-2006 and then I ditched it for the most part. Started lurking hard. Celldweller, my 2003 account, had under 2,000 posts when we left Lithium. Already have more from here and the previous forum we had before coming over to this board. I guess I opted to talk on IMs and later PMs on the site versus on the forum itself. Wound up a liaison for CJ and Buddha (I think?). Would later be rolled into the Helper rank when that came about. I got sent posters and goodies a couple times. Even got to meet some people through my connections. (Although admittedly I met more influential people at [as] at the ill fated Atlanta Supercon in 2008.) I ended up being this nebulous little background worker bee on the site for a number of years. When I was made helper I pretty much stopped doing anything. Weird ride. Edited January 27, 2019 by GunStarHero 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cidz Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 On 1/23/2019 at 11:01 PM, molarbear said: I never got my god damn Owl rank because 40,000 posts was inconceivable to me rly???? on asmb i surpassed that and became order of the kitty or something like that. then i got my own custom rank. but p sure i got as high as i could with ranks. bc i was a crazy little spammer back in the day lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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