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Family calls cops on whales...you can't make this stuff up xD


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Posted
22 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

 "I could have touched him"

LOL, dude was ready to die.

Honestly, it would have been worth it. Whales are fucking awesome. That seems like a really annoying ass family though.

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

 "I could have touched him"

LOL, dude was ready to die.

dude, the whole time I was yelling, "touch it, touch it!!"

I legit might have jumped in...what's the worst that could happen....once in a life time experience

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

 

Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call?

I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head

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Posted
9 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call?

I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head

911 Operator: What’s your emergency?

Lady: There’s whales under the boat!

911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Tengu said:

911 Operator: What’s your emergency?

Lady: There’s whales under the boat!

911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose

Damn kids and their bath salts

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said:

There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread.

I forgot that you're too old to have had that Free Willy experience as a child. You were probably some black-hearted teen by the time it came out.

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call?

I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head

after all the domestic violence calls, the fire calls, the axe murderer calls....I'd be excited to receive a whale call

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1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said:

There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread.

Dude, my dad used to tell me stories of how his grandfather, my great grandfather, used to go on lion hunts with nothing but traps and random blades...I just want to touch a friendly whale who willingly comes up to my boat....I'm not trying to Steve Irwin this shit

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Posted
1 hour ago, SorceressPol said:

I forgot that you're too old to have had that Free Willy experience as a child. You were probably some black-hearted teen by the time it came out.

What are you...Like 3 years younger than me...gtfo

Posted
3 hours ago, Tengu said:

911 Operator: What’s your emergency?

Lady: There’s whales under the boat!

911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose

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911 Operator’s Response: "Which of your family members fell overboard?"

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Posted
2 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said:

What are you...Like 3 years younger than me...gtfo

Look, Generation Cynic, your disrespect of whales clearly demonstrates that you are not in my age demographic. True 90's children understand that whales are badass motherfuckers. Have you ever seen one of their dicks? I have. The sight left an entire aquarium speechless. 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, SorceressPol said:

Look, Generation Cynic, your disrespect of whales clearly demonstrates that you are not in my age demographic. True 90's children understand that whales are badass motherfuckers. Have you ever seen one of their dicks? I have. The sight left an entire aquarium speechless. 

I've seen everything's dick.....My entire sublife is based on this.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Gay.

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j/k

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Also I have no idea what a "sublife" is. :|

 

 

I was drunk earlier and couldn't think of a better word to convey what I meant.

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