Mix Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 They aren't white whales so the cops probably did show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 In California whales are the only thing you can legally shoot from a moving vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 also if I had to be on a boat with them people I'd just throw them out into the water 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Whales need a permit for that. 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 had to be white people! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 this is fake, the sound and captions are obviously super imposed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 "I could have touched him" LOL, dude was ready to die. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: "I could have touched him" LOL, dude was ready to die. Honestly, it would have been worth it. Whales are fucking awesome. That seems like a really annoying ass family though. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Just now, SorceressPol said: That seems like a really annoying ass family though. Aren’t they all though? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 34 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: "I could have touched him" LOL, dude was ready to die. dude, the whole time I was yelling, "touch it, touch it!!" I legit might have jumped in...what's the worst that could happen....once in a life time experience 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call? I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, molarbear said: Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call? I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head 911 Operator: What’s your emergency? Lady: There’s whales under the boat! 911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tengu said: 911 Operator: What’s your emergency? Lady: There’s whales under the boat! 911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose Damn kids and their bath salts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Tengu said: Aren’t they all though? Nope. My family is cool and would have considered dying to touch a whale too . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Fuck everything about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread. I forgot that you're too old to have had that Free Willy experience as a child. You were probably some black-hearted teen by the time it came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Could you imagine being the 911 operator answering this phone call? I'd literally facepalm so hard my face would end up on the back on my head after all the domestic violence calls, the fire calls, the axe murderer calls....I'd be excited to receive a whale call 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said: There are some weeeeeird ass black people in this thread. Dude, my dad used to tell me stories of how his grandfather, my great grandfather, used to go on lion hunts with nothing but traps and random blades...I just want to touch a friendly whale who willingly comes up to my boat....I'm not trying to Steve Irwin this shit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 damn. dad was all about it. death by animal. the only way to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: I forgot that you're too old to have had that Free Willy experience as a child. You were probably some black-hearted teen by the time it came out. What are you...Like 3 years younger than me...gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Mix said: The cult of ignorance strikes again... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Tengu said: 911 Operator: What’s your emergency? Lady: There’s whales under the boat! 911 Operator’s Response: notifies police of possible drug overdose 1 911 Operator’s Response: "Which of your family members fell overboard?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: What are you...Like 3 years younger than me...gtfo Look, Generation Cynic, your disrespect of whales clearly demonstrates that you are not in my age demographic. True 90's children understand that whales are badass motherfuckers. Have you ever seen one of their dicks? I have. The sight left an entire aquarium speechless. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: Look, Generation Cynic, your disrespect of whales clearly demonstrates that you are not in my age demographic. True 90's children understand that whales are badass motherfuckers. Have you ever seen one of their dicks? I have. The sight left an entire aquarium speechless. I've seen everything's dick.....My entire sublife is based on this. Edited October 11, 2018 by cyberbully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: I've seen everything's dick.....My entire sublife is based on this. 😳 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: I've seen everything's dick.....My entire sublife is based on this. Gay. Spoiler j/k Spoiler Also I have no idea what a "sublife" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Gay. Hide contents j/k Hide contents Also I have no idea what a "sublife" is. I was drunk earlier and couldn't think of a better word to convey what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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