mthor Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Why? It's not like you're going to use it. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, mthor said: Why? It's not like you're going to use it. Of course I will. I'm a student of life. 🐺
bnmjy Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Of course I will. I'm a student of life. 🐺 Eat shit. Buy a hooker. Seek therapy. There. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Eat shit. Buy a hooker. Seek therapy. There. I don't follow.
Sawdamizer Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 Always use incognito mode, you never know when you'll die. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Always use incognito mode, you never know when you'll die. I want girls to know... They must know... 💏
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I want girls to know... They must know... 💏 Why? So they can celebrate being free from your slobbering puppy dog self? 2
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 1 )Even the lamest people have the occasional nugget of wisdom. "Trust everybody, but verify." -Ronald Reagan "it is easy to judge others by their worst example while we judge ourselves by our best intentions." -George W. Bush 2.) It's not what you say, but weather how you say it and in what context. the most articulate people can be agreeable even when they're disagreeing with someone flat out. 3.) No matter what you do or where you are if you're ever able, be sincere. Putting on airs or just trying to misdirect People by putting on a false persona will eventually become habitual and seep into every aspect of your life and no one will take you seriously and on top of that you might even lose the people you care about.
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: 1 )Even the lamest people have the occasional nugget of wisdom. "Trust everybody, but verify." -Ronald Reagan "it is easy to judge others by their worst example while we judge ourselves by our best intentions." -George W. Bush 2.) It's not what you say, but weather how you say it and in what context. the most articulate people can be agreeable even when they're disagreeing with someone flat out. 3.) No matter what you do or where you are if you're ever able, be sincere. Putting on airs or just trying to misdirect People by putting on a false persona will eventually become habitual and seep into every aspect of your life and no one will take you seriously and on top of that you might even lose the people you care about. #1 is actually a Russian Proverb, which is why Reagan used it with Gorbachev.
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: #1 is actually a Russian Proverb, which is why Reagan used it with Gorbachev. Cool. I learned something today 1
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Cool. I learned something today JFK - "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Country." is an adaptation of Charles E. Weller's typing drill (swap "Party" for "Country").
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower I never do the lawn, that's too much work 1
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: Go play in traffic. I don't like to go outside that much.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Stay off the pipe Don't forget to wipe And if anyone asks you what you're doing... Just say, "I'm chillin'!"
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Give me some serious life advice. 🦒🎅👫 stop hitting on teenagers you get that
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower did someone do that once
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: did someone do that once yes
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: yes who? got any video it ?
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: who? got any video it ? somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho.
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho. ok i will
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho. ok
Ric Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Impregnate someone soon, we've been waiting for JohnnyGundam.
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Ric said: Impregnate someone soon, we've been waiting for JohnnyGundam. This Friday sounds pretty good. Johnnygundam: DOB 07.05.19 Johnny's hot legal age mom's DOB: 9/30/01 💪🐺👨👩👧👦 Edited October 1, 2018 by Zenigundam
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Quit with the "legal age teens" thing. You'll creep people out far less. Edited October 1, 2018 by TrigunBebop 2
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: This Friday sounds pretty good. Johnnygundam: DOB 07.05.19 Johnny's hot legal age mom's DOB: 9/30/01 💪🐺👨👩👧👦 According to this thread you got your pretend girl pregnant at age 17. You're going to hypothetically go to pretend prison for insinuated statutory rape. 1
That_One_Guy Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 If you ever meet Marie, don't kiss her on the mouth.
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Quit with the "legal age teens" thing. You'll creep people out far less. I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Let's try to coin a hip, new word that'll give them the giggle chills.
Kudasai Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Keep your room clean and you won't have fruit flies 2
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 23 hours ago, tsar4 said: Why? So they can celebrate being free from your slobbering puppy dog self? Don't say that. Don't you ever say that.
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Jailbait
lupin_bebop Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/30/2018 at 3:55 AM, mthor said: Why? It's not like you're going to use it. 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 9 hours ago, schmahxgn said: According to this thread you got your pretend girl pregnant at age 17. You're going to hypothetically go to pretend prison for insinuated statutory rape. that depends. you'd be surprised how many states have an age of consent lower then 18 1
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Let's try to coin a hip, new word that'll give them the giggle chills. God damn it, Zeni. 2
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Right? Giggle chills sounds like some kind of terminal illness.
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. Hmmmm.. *adjusts monocle* So you consider an 18 year old a child? Because I haven't felt like a child since I turned 13. Lemme guess you had a bedtime until you were 25. 😌🐧💪
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: that depends. you'd be surprised how many states have an age of consent lower then 18 Oh... 🐺
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Kudasai said: Keep your room clean and you won't have fruit flies I've been playing a ton of Hollow Knight, I'm built for this
TrigunBebop Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children.
Houdini Splicer Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Here's some advice: stay away from the school-age young 'uns. You creepy stalker. 1
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