Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Give me some serious life advice. 🦒🎅👫 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Why? It's not like you're going to use it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, mthor said: Why? It's not like you're going to use it. Of course I will. I'm a student of life. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Of course I will. I'm a student of life. 🐺 Eat shit. Buy a hooker. Seek therapy. There. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Eat shit. Buy a hooker. Seek therapy. There. I don't follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Always use incognito mode, you never know when you'll die. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Always use incognito mode, you never know when you'll die. I want girls to know... They must know... 💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I want girls to know... They must know... 💏 Why? So they can celebrate being free from your slobbering puppy dog self? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Get off the Internet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 )Even the lamest people have the occasional nugget of wisdom. "Trust everybody, but verify." -Ronald Reagan "it is easy to judge others by their worst example while we judge ourselves by our best intentions." -George W. Bush 2.) It's not what you say, but weather how you say it and in what context. the most articulate people can be agreeable even when they're disagreeing with someone flat out. 3.) No matter what you do or where you are if you're ever able, be sincere. Putting on airs or just trying to misdirect People by putting on a false persona will eventually become habitual and seep into every aspect of your life and no one will take you seriously and on top of that you might even lose the people you care about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: 1 )Even the lamest people have the occasional nugget of wisdom. "Trust everybody, but verify." -Ronald Reagan "it is easy to judge others by their worst example while we judge ourselves by our best intentions." -George W. Bush 2.) It's not what you say, but weather how you say it and in what context. the most articulate people can be agreeable even when they're disagreeing with someone flat out. 3.) No matter what you do or where you are if you're ever able, be sincere. Putting on airs or just trying to misdirect People by putting on a false persona will eventually become habitual and seep into every aspect of your life and no one will take you seriously and on top of that you might even lose the people you care about. #1 is actually a Russian Proverb, which is why Reagan used it with Gorbachev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: #1 is actually a Russian Proverb, which is why Reagan used it with Gorbachev. Cool. I learned something today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, schmahxgn said: Cool. I learned something today JFK - "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Country." is an adaptation of Charles E. Weller's typing drill (swap "Party" for "Country"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower I never do the lawn, that's too much work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Go play in traffic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tengu said: Go play in traffic. I don't like to go outside that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Stick a fork in a wall outlet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Stay off the pipe Don't forget to wipe And if anyone asks you what you're doing... Just say, "I'm chillin'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Get off the internet 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Give me some serious life advice. 🦒🎅👫 stop hitting on teenagers you get that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: don't try to use a snowblower as a lawnmower did someone do that once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: did someone do that once yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: yes who? got any video it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: who? got any video it ? somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho. ok i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: somewhere. I took to much NyQuil to go look it up tho. ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Impregnate someone soon, we've been waiting for JohnnyGundam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Ric said: Impregnate someone soon, we've been waiting for JohnnyGundam. This Friday sounds pretty good. Johnnygundam: DOB 07.05.19 Johnny's hot legal age mom's DOB: 9/30/01 💪🐺👨👩👧👦 Edited October 1, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Same day Super Mario Party comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Quit with the "legal age teens" thing. You'll creep people out far less. Edited October 1, 2018 by TrigunBebop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: This Friday sounds pretty good. Johnnygundam: DOB 07.05.19 Johnny's hot legal age mom's DOB: 9/30/01 💪🐺👨👩👧👦 According to this thread you got your pretend girl pregnant at age 17. You're going to hypothetically go to pretend prison for insinuated statutory rape. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 If you ever meet Marie, don't kiss her on the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Drink bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Quit with the "legal age teens" thing. You'll creep people out far less. I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Let's try to coin a hip, new word that'll give them the giggle chills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Keep your room clean and you won't have fruit flies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 23 hours ago, tsar4 said: Why? So they can celebrate being free from your slobbering puppy dog self? Don't say that. Don't you ever say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Jailbait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/30/2018 at 3:55 AM, mthor said: Why? It's not like you're going to use it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 9 hours ago, schmahxgn said: According to this thread you got your pretend girl pregnant at age 17. You're going to hypothetically go to pretend prison for insinuated statutory rape. that depends. you'd be surprised how many states have an age of consent lower then 18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I agree that it is a little too lengthy. What should I call them instead? Let's try to coin a hip, new word that'll give them the giggle chills. God damn it, Zeni. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Right? Giggle chills sounds like some kind of terminal illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Stop trying to date children. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. Hmmmm.. *adjusts monocle* So you consider an 18 year old a child? Because I haven't felt like a child since I turned 13. Lemme guess you had a bedtime until you were 25. 😌🐧💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Mini_Ghost said: that depends. you'd be surprised how many states have an age of consent lower then 18 Oh... 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Kudasai said: Keep your room clean and you won't have fruit flies I've been playing a ton of Hollow Knight, I'm built for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. 7 hours ago, naraku360 said: Stop trying to date children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Here's some advice: stay away from the school-age young 'uns. You creepy stalker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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