Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 It was this disgusting place in PA called 2nd story lounge, and you could easily get a rub n tug for $20. The girls were all banged up slampigs, with noticeable scarring from drug use and self harm. Still, what else was I going to do on a Tuesday at 12pm? Since then, I've been to my fair share of clubs... Scores, Delilah's, pink slipper, foxy lady, paradise. After a few times, I really enjoyed the people watching aspect of the experience. The guys who weren't used to the rules being schooled by lil bitties half their size, or the hopeless "romantic" that knew she was in to him because she asked him for a drink (which is code if you didn't know), to the knuckle dragging primordial ooga booga dudes that had an afternoon of golf and decided to tie a few on after their coke filled attempts at stick ball. How have your experiences been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Still, what else was I going to do on a Tuesday at 12pm? Eat lunch, then get back to work...? Anyway, I've never been to a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Eat lunch, then get back to work...? Anyway, I've never been to a strip club. Nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Nerd. I can't tell if that's in response to my first comment or my second comment. And I will always go back to the carpet store. Edited September 24, 2018 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I can't tell if that's in response to my first comment or my second comment. I suppose it works for both? But, never go back to the carpet store my dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: I suppose it works for both? But, never go back to the carpet store my dude. You missed the edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 I knew where we were going. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Eh, we were kids and thought it was cool to just go in, buy overpriced, wattered down drinks and look at naked ladies.....The place was pretty much empty except for like 3 dudes next to the stage throwing $1s and my crew about 4 deep sitting in the back. After about 3 chicks come out the DJ started blasting us "To the broke motherfuckers in the back, don't come in here if you ain't gonna tip no pussy"....I mean, the chicks weren't really hot and honestly, I just wanted to get drunk and get my dick sucked for a few bucks....Just wasn't sure how to go about that so I needed a few drinks. a couple of my homeboys approach the stage with money and tip the girls....I was thinking "OK, since they got up, I can drink in peace" but nope. Dude come back on the mic and was like "Hey, the bitch ass nigga in the leather coat, tip some pussy or get out"....Now I'm young, drunk and humbuggish so I walk up to the DJ booth...Trying to talk shit over the loud ass NO bounce music.....My friends are like chill, but fuck this dude....I don't want to toss ones at these painted pigs. So after about 2 minutes, the bouncer hems me up and drags me to the door.....I really thought I was gonna get my ass kicked but he takes me to the front and "explains" how shit works. Even told me bring my own liquor in my jacket, because no one cares about that, but you HAVE to tip the girls.... I've been to many since then, but that was the first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 I've never been able to bring my own booze... But I've never had any issues with powder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I've never been able to bring my own booze... But I've never had any issues with powder. After I got the feel of it, I brought x pills....You can do whatever you want with 50 x pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: After I got the feel of it, I brought x pills....You can do whatever you want with 50 x pills Fuck, I don't know if I could have rolled at a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Fuck, I don't know if I could have rolled at a strip club. Bruh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Oh, I should clear up....They arent for you, they are for the strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: Oh, I should clear up....They arent for you, they are for the strippers. Oh.. ok that makes more sense. I was gonna say... That's a "do not pass go" situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: It was this disgusting place in PA called 2nd story lounge, and you could easily get a rub n tug for $20. The girls were all banged up slampigs, with noticeable scarring from drug use and self harm. Still, what else was I going to do on a Tuesday at 12pm? Since then, I've been to my fair share of clubs... Scores, Delilah's, pink slipper, foxy lady, paradise. After a few times, I really enjoyed the people watching aspect of the experience. The guys who weren't used to the rules being schooled by lil bitties half their size, or the hopeless "romantic" that knew she was in to him because she asked him for a drink (which is code if you didn't know), to the knuckle dragging primordial ooga booga dudes that had an afternoon of golf and decided to tie a few on after their coke filled attempts at stick ball. How have your experiences been? my first club was spearmint rhino in vegas. was there with my gysgt and a couple sgts. they ogling this super cute blond. who decided to give me a lap dance for free. one thing about being a chick in a strip club, you don't pay for shit. also...obligatory news. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 the first time I went to a strip club was my 21st birthday. I was too drunk to remember much but I did get my own lap dance from a decent looking stripper so I guess it was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 The last time I went to a strip club, I got stuck outside making sure the groom-to-be didn't drown in his own puke in my car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 went with my tattoo artist. walked in and sat down, and the chick performing on stage bent over, ass spread wide as it could, dude in the front row takes a bill, not sure what bill it was, $10, $20, $50, whatever, he wrapped the bill around his finger, and inserted it in her asshole. we strolled right on out the door. first and last trip. butt money ain't a cool thing to see. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 I've never been to a strip club and i don't think I'll ever go. Both drinking, and getting a hard on can be done at home with better results. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 All the ones here look really dingy. The closest thing I've come to a strip club is Chippendales and that's more like a show. I've got lapdances from women not in strip clubs is that counts for anything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Went to this little place off the interstate when I was in my early to mid 20s. Friend and I sitting off to the side, good looking girl comes up and asks if either of us want a lap dance. I say sure and go to the back with her. Theres already a song playing so she sits and tells me before she begins that she's taken half a hit of ecstasy. So the next song starts and she begins the dance. Song ends with her thong being the only thing keeping my nose out of her vagina and she asks me if I want her to keep going. 15 minutes and $80 later i finally make it back to my friend who was worried i bailed on him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 From what i understand, if you go to a bachelor party at a strip club around here, the dancers tie the groom-to-be to a chair and beat the living shit out of them. Like, knocked out teeth shit beatings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: From what i understand, if you go to a bachelor party at a strip club around here, the dancers tie the groom-to-be to a chair and beat the living shit out of them. Like, knocked out teeth shit beatings. i've seen where they take the guy onstage, tear his shirt off and whip him with his own belt, but i've never seen teeth blown out. that's some pro level shit. we grew up about 25 miles from east dubuque, where there were 3 or 4 strip clubs along one stretch of road along with other nightclubs. we'd hit those up a lot after getting drunk in galena. they were kinda rough, but $50 would get you just about whatever you wanted. and then we'd hit the chicago dog restaurant to sober up a bit before driving home. good times. they all closed down about 10-15 years ago. probably for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: From what i understand, if you go to a bachelor party at a strip club around here, the dancers tie the groom-to-be to a chair and beat the living shit out of them. Like, knocked out teeth shit beatings. I usually pay extra for that kind of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 first time it was my 18th birthday and my friends payed for a lapdance but also had a hj and bj so it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Never been but heard from a friend that they recognized one of the girls they knew from high school. I always wondered how common that actually happens. I remember giving a "lap dance" as part of scavenger hunt contest too which everyone said it was really bad, but like ok, I wasn't even try to be good I am just really competitive and wanted to win. Which we did, but yeah, I'm not good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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