Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: The shell is cracking furiously That's what I was thinking. This response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Zenigundam was born in a cross fire hurricane. Much like the horrible horrible bad to the bone song, nurses gathered round his crib after birth to see the pure awesomeness and testosterone that oozed from every pore. In his later formative years he took up Karat-tey. Shortly after mastering Karat-tey, he started the national chair fighting league where he reigned as the undisputed and un defeated champion. In a move that shocked his fans he grew bored and left the sport. Soon he would take on parkour, but that's in part two of his forthcoming autobiography. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 56 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: zeni is like a career troll. he has maintained this "character" for like a decade, and basically it's to a high school bully jock what Stephen Colbert's character was to neo-conservatives, except it's just about only funny when he does something completely unintentional. now evidently he does his character shtick elsewhere as well, and there's an increasing likelihood he's going to say something to the wrong person and wind up in some kind of legal trouble like this guy on reddit. which, if he's pushing that line to no one's enjoyment but his own, mods will have to make him cut the shit out. are there any posts before he assumed said role or was he trolling from the first post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: are there any posts before he assumed said role or was he trolling from the first post? no he a troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, ghostrek said: no he a troll now you're going to tell me that his dp isn't even his real face, and this thread was purely an ego stroking exercise for the pseudointellectuals and edgelords on this forum has he ever posted a picture that might confirm that he's the person in his picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 I CAN SEE YOU'RE ONLINE ZENIGUNDAM WTF BRO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) There once was a man Puerto Rico, who dreamt he was being eaten by a creepo. He woke with delight in the middle in the night to find Viper munching his chocolate starfish. Edited September 22, 2018 by naraku360 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 HEY ZENIGUNDAM I'M FEMALE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, naraku360 said: There once was a man Puerto Rico, who dreamt he was being eaten by a creepo. He woke with delight in the middle in the night to find Viper munching his chocolate starfish. grrr I'm not viper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I wanted this to get df'd but then this individual wouldn't be able to see it and get reqt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: I wanted this to get df'd but then this individual wouldn't be able to see it and get reqt rekt with a q? is that your quirkiness or an abbreviation i'm unaware of? like "df"? what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: rekt with a q? is that your quirkiness or an abbreviation i'm unaware of? like "df"? what does that mean? You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: rekt with a q? is that your quirkiness or an abbreviation i'm unaware of? like "df"? what does that mean? Welp there you have it folks... The bait has been hit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it. "haha sucker i know you're viper" I geniunely have no idea what df or reqt means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Welp there you have it folks... The bait has been hit do you think I'm viper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, constablepcofficer said: leave comedy to comedians. please tell me what is wrong with zeni well...for starters, he makes an alt to ask questions about himself. which leads me to believe that he's one of those guys that walks around speaking about himself in 3rd person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, constablepcofficer said: do you think I'm viper? That's my secret... I never think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: well...for starters, he makes an alt to ask questions about himself. which leads me to believe that he's one of those guys that walks around speaking about himself in 3rd person. so am I zeni or viper? wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: That's my secret... I never think. ooooh you're so interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 hi zeni you are a weird little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 54 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: are there any posts before he assumed said role or was he trolling from the first post? Unless the Internet Wayback machine has posts of his from the early [adultswim] message board, I couldn't really tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: Unless the Internet Wayback machine has posts of his from the early [adultswim] message board, I couldn't really tell you. zenigundam is just sitting here watching all of this. he could just tell me what's wrong with him but no... also, what's a df and reqt? is that a ban? for what? where can even find this forum's rules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: "haha sucker i know you're viper" I never said that...You're trying too hard and it's right in that sweet part of hilarious and sad. Like a call center employee bragging about their hourly wages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: Unless the Internet Wayback machine has posts of his from the early [adultswim] message board, I couldn't really tell you. You don't remember his early alias? Something like "Cerce", I think. Same persona, the alias disappeared when zeni appeared. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, constablepcofficer said: zenigundam is just sitting here watching all of this. he could just tell me what's wrong with him but no... also, what's a df and reqt? is that a ban? for what? where can even find this forum's rules? DF means "Dumpster Fire", which is a hidden folder where board drama and the like get moved and rules are lax. You gain access to it after 500 posts with the theory being that you can choose to participate but it isn't being dragged out in front of the rest of us. "reqt" I'm sure just means "wrecked". The forum's rules are in the "Announcements & Guidlines" folder, though they could probably use updating. At the minimum, pls no slurs or death threats or posting porn or doxxing or whatever heinous shit people come up with and then complain that no one ever said it was against the rules because we never thought of it to make it a rule until it happened. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You don't remember his early alias? Something like "Cerce", I think. Same persona, the alias disappeared when zeni appeared. honestly there are a lot of things I don't remember that maybe I should, I didn't remember trigunbebop's balloon thing until he came back here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I hope it isn't me, this alt sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: I never said that...You're trying too hard and it's right in that sweet part of hilarious and sad. Like a call center employee bragging about their hourly wages. wtf are you talking about? trying too hard to convince you I'm not viper? you clearly think I'm an alt, considering your cringeworthy "You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it. " line. what did this viper do to hurt you lmao? damn didn't know this forum's history was that deep. Edited September 23, 2018 by constablepcofficer GRAMMAR AND SPELLING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Buddyroe360 said: I never said that...You're trying too hard and it's right in that sweet part of hilarious and sad. Like a call center employee bragging about their hourly wages. I never once bragged abt my wages but i guarantee you i earn more than half this sorry message board full of retail employees and baristas. Go choke on your crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: DF means "Dumpster Fire", which is a hidden folder where board drama and the like get moved and rules are lax. You gain access to it after 500 posts with the theory being that you can choose to participate but it isn't being dragged out in front of the rest of us. "reqt" I'm sure just means "wrecked". The forum's rules are in the "Announcements & Guidlines" folder, though they could probably use updating. At the minimum, pls no slurs or death threats or posting porn or doxxing or whatever heinous shit people come up with and then complain that no one ever said it was against the rules because we never thought of it to make it a rule until it happened. okay thank you admin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 HELLO ZENIGUNDAM IT'S BEEN 80 REPLIES STILL NO WORD FROM YOU, I SEE HOW IT IS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, constablepcofficer said: HELLO ZENIGUNDAM IT'S BEEN 80 REPLIES STILL NO WORD FROM YOU, I SEE HOW IT IS Constant shout out threads antagonizing one user..isnt this against the rules? @Admin_Raptorpat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, fuggstop said: Constant shout out threads antagonizing one user..isnt this against the rules? @Admin_Raptorpat i'm not antagonizing him, he's so high right now dude, this is what he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 😴😴😴 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: 😴😴😴 that's all you got for me? 3 hours you've sat there fapping to this thread and wtf dude grrr so annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 the key to zeni to talk is making an alt that appears to be female. thats it. zeni will fill in the rest. then you just run with it. been there. done that once by accident and once on purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Zeni is a made up persona in your own head. he's not real. there is no such thing as zenigundam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: well...for starters, he makes an alt to ask questions about himself. which leads me to believe that he's one of those guys that walks around speaking about himself in 3rd person. Ain't nothing wrong with referring to oneself in 3rd person. TrigunBebop does it all the time, and they're pretty cool. >.> I mean what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 4 hours ago, tsar4 said: You don't remember his early alias? Something like "Cerce", I think. Same persona, the alias disappeared when zeni appeared. The first zeni acct I was aware of was Creme. Had to be like early 05. I chatted w zeni on AIM when we were 14/15 and he never broke character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 7 hours ago, constablepcofficer said: wtf are you talking about? trying too hard to convince you I'm not viper? you clearly think I'm an alt, considering your cringeworthy "You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it. " line. what did this viper do to hurt you lmao? damn didn't know this forum's history was that deep. I have yet to mention Viper until this post....The real question is what did I do to you that you are trying so hard and failing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Nabloom said: The first zeni acct I was aware of was Creme. Had to be like early 05. I chatted w zeni on AIM when we were 14/15 and he never broke character is this a joke or are you being serious? 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: I have yet to mention Viper until this post....The real question is what did I do to you that you are trying so hard and failing dude, I still have no idea what you're talking about. you've done nothing for me. you're irrelevant to me, so I didn't know of your existence until you came into this thread spouting your "You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it" line (cringeworthy). so you obviously think I'm an alt, retard. are you usually this slow? do you have any information on zeni if you think I'm an alt then? if not, then shut the fuck up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, constablepcofficer said: is this a joke or are you being serious? Serious, what would the joke there even be. Why are you so fascinated with him. I don't mind, I got some random zeni stories if you just want to laugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 12 hours ago, constablepcofficer said: I know he's short, but he's not 5'7 Spoiler No, he's not. He's 5'6" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Serious, what would the joke there even be. Why are you so fascinated with him. I don't mind, I got some random zeni stories if you just want to laugh i would love to hear those stories actually. i don't mind if you post them on this thread or start a new one entirely, but don't feel rushed. take your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, constablepcofficer said: i would love to hear those stories actually. i don't mind if you post them on this thread or start a new one entirely, but don't feel rushed. take your time What kind of stories? Just like - anything? Idk. Weirdest one is back in like maybe 2011. An irl friend of mine that I had gone to high school with posts a screencap on Facebook and a wall of text explaining it. Wall of text is calling some guy he's arguing with an idiot and explaining other stupid things the guy had said. I look at the screencap, it's a forum or comment section for SI or ESPN or something, some major sports site. And I look at this post, and there's Zeni's face as his avatar, his sn was like his govt name and some numbers or something but I didn't even need that to ID him, as his comment was pure zeni troll - calling the SEC weak in his signature annoying way, just base college football shit talk trolling. But it worked on my normie friend who cares way too much about Alabama football. He was so upset by the outlandishly stupid things this guy was saying, and Zeni's face and extremely intentional way of trying to get under your skin compelled him to show the argument he got into with this internet idiot to his irl friends. That's when I knew zeni was a real alpha male ninja warrior 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I posted abt this when this happened on asmb but they deleted the thread because I included the screencap showing Zeni's face and name. But man it kinda freaked me out at the time, zeni mixing w irl like that. The internet seemed like such a big place back then. Now I'm always bumping into jeffchao on Twitter and all this weird shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, mthor said: Reveal hidden contents No, he's not. He's 5'6" 5'5.5" per his running joke at least, I'm sure his license says 5'6 as a flex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Oh I always thought that was a reference to when I went on the ESPN comment section for the "Blake Griffin slaps somebody outside of a nightclub story" and commented about how I wish he would try that on me because he would get KTFO, and then it ended up being the most replied to comment on the story with everybody going nuts and calling me a keyboard warrior and saying how he would shove the MBI can that I was resting my chin on up my ass in my FB profile pic then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, constablepcofficer said: is this a joke or are you being serious? dude, I still have no idea what you're talking about. you've done nothing for me. you're irrelevant to me, so I didn't know of your existence until you came into this thread spouting your "You're fully aware of who I am, what I do and why I do it" line (cringeworthy). so you obviously think I'm an alt, retard. are you usually this slow? do you have any information on zeni if you think I'm an alt then? if not, then shut the fuck up? i think you just slipped dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constablepcofficer Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: What kind of stories? Just like - anything? Idk. Weirdest one is back in like maybe 2011. An irl friend of mine that I had gone to high school with posts a screencap on Facebook and a wall of text explaining it. Wall of text is calling some guy he's arguing with an idiot and explaining other stupid things the guy had said. I look at the screencap, it's a forum or comment section for SI or ESPN or something, some major sports site. And I look at this post, and there's Zeni's face as his avatar, his sn was like his govt name and some numbers or something but I didn't even need that to ID him, as his comment was pure zeni troll - calling the SEC weak in his signature annoying way, just base college football shit talk trolling. But it worked on my normie friend who cares way too much about Alabama football. He was so upset by the outlandishly stupid things this guy was saying, and Zeni's face and extremely intentional way of trying to get under your skin compelled him to show the argument he got into with this internet idiot to his irl friends. That's when I knew zeni was a real alpha male ninja warrior that's good, and yeah, pretty much anything if you want to share them when you have the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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