Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Jus sayin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Lol good one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lasty said: Jus sayin... If you want to try to squeeze blood out of a turnip I'm not going to stop you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I believe 'em. They're obviously serious. CALL THE CALVARY~ CALL AN' AMBULANCE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 no one has any girlfriends here. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 you also might steal a handful of sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, StarPanda said: Lol good one ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, molarbear said: If you want to try to squeeze blood out of a turnip I'm not going to stop you I don't like turnips. Blood is nice as long as it's in people's veins where it belongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 30 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you also might steal a handful of sand Now I can make that voodoo hourglass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lasty said: I don't like turnips. Blood is nice as long as it's in people's veins where it belongs. Have you never heard that phrase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: no one has any girlfriends here. I do. It just takes more than a sleezy facebook picture and some googly eyes to make me interested enough to get invested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, Lasty said: I don't like turnips. Blood is nice as long as it's in people's veins where it belongs. Now you just sound like a vampire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I do. It just takes more than a sleezy facebook picture and some googly eyes to make me interested enough to get invested. how do we know you not lying to try and impress people on the internet hmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 If you like feminine penis...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 You try it, and I'll tie your shoelaces together, mister. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 8 hours ago, molarbear said: Have you never heard that phrase? Yes. I don't like it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Now you just sound like a vampire. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: how do we know you not lying to try and impress people on the internet hmmm? Yeah pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: If you like feminine penis...? How feminine? Biological futa or... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, Jaquio said: You try it, and I'll tie your shoelaces together, mister. That's it? I already walk around like that. Edited September 18, 2018 by Lasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Lasty said: Now I can make that voodoo hourglass... you be careful with that thing it's not a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 there are females? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Lasty said: How feminine? Biological futa or... ? trans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 14 hours ago, Lasty said: Jus sayin... Anybody who steals my girlfriend, especially off of OKC is getting DROPPED because I need to teach these promiscuous young ladies that there are consequences for their actions. 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Anybody who steals my girlfriend, especially off of OKC is getting DROPPED because I need to teach these promiscuous young ladies that there are consequences for their actions. 😌 for fuck's sake you stalking some girl don't make her your girlfriend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: for fuck's sake you stalking some girl don't make her your girlfriend Stop trying to justify your guilty conscience because you got caught. And you'll always get caught so long as an alpha male is involved, and an alpha male was involved in this situation. *steps to the promiscuous OkCupid biddy* 😌👨💼💪 Edited September 18, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Stop trying to justify your guilty conscience because you got caught. And you'll always get caught so long as an alpha male is involved, and an alpha male was involved in this situation. *steps to the promiscuous OkCupid biddy* 😌👨💼💪 I didn't get caught in shit I'm not even in OKC you sugar dick wanna be alpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I didn't get caught in shit I'm not even in OKC you sugar dick wanna be alpha Lmao triggered, my dear 😪😸 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: no one has any girlfriends here. what? OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: what? OK okay this thread is official now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 But I'm the girlfran 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 I has gf?! Oh wow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Ain't nobody gonna come between me and my balloon! >:3 I mean what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Ain't nobody gonna come between me and my balloon! >:3 I mean what? I will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, Rogue߷Alphonse said: I will. You're an exception. I'll let you come between me and my balloon anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: You're an exception. I'll let you come between me and my balloon anytime. Good. I have plenty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Lasty said: That's it? I already walk around like that. How DARE you use logic?! 😠 Edited September 19, 2018 by Jaquio 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 22 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: how do we know you not lying to try and impress people on the internet hmmm? Damn you got me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 On 9/18/2018 at 2:14 AM, Distortedreasoning said: no one has any girlfriends here. The elusive girlfriend, one of the rarest species in all of the World Wide Web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/18/2018 at 11:17 AM, Mini_Ghost said: you be careful with that thing it's not a joke Voodoo time magic can be a daunting prospect, not for the feint of heart. Once you start getting the hang of it though? But no yeah it's like skateboarders braking their bones to learn to skate well. You will mess your shit up in the process. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Lasty said: Voodoo time magic can be a daunting prospect, not for the feint of heart. Once you start getting the hang of it though? But no yeah it's like skateboarders braking their bones to learn to skate well. You will mess your shit up in the process. yeah I know. why do you think I'm half crazy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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