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Posted
1 hour ago, molarbear said:

If you want to try to squeeze blood out of a turnip I'm not going to stop you

I don't like turnips. Blood is nice as long as it's in people's veins where it belongs.

Posted
33 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I do.  It just takes more than a sleezy facebook picture and some googly eyes to make me interested enough to get invested.

how do we know you not lying to try and impress people on the internet hmmm? 

Posted
7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

how do we know you not lying to try and impress people on the internet hmmm? 

Yeah pics or it didn't happen.

Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Jaquio said:

You try it, and I'll tie your shoelaces together, mister.

That's it? I already walk around like that.

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Posted
14 hours ago, Lasty said:

Jus sayin...

Anybody who steals my girlfriend, especially off of OKC is getting DROPPED because I need to teach these promiscuous young ladies that there are consequences for their actions. 😌

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Anybody who steals my girlfriend, especially off of OKC is getting DROPPED because I need to teach these promiscuous young ladies that there are consequences for their actions. 😌

for fuck's sake you stalking some girl don't make her your girlfriend

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Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

for fuck's sake you stalking some girl don't make her your girlfriend

Stop trying to justify your guilty conscience because you got caught. And you'll always get caught so long as an alpha male is involved, and an alpha male was involved in this situation. *steps to the promiscuous OkCupid biddy* 😌👨‍💼💪

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Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Stop trying to justify your guilty conscience because you got caught. And you'll always get caught so long as an alpha male is involved, and an alpha male was involved in this situation. *steps to the promiscuous OkCupid biddy* 😌👨‍💼💪

I didn't get caught in shit I'm not even in OKC you sugar dick wanna be alpha

Posted
On 9/18/2018 at 2:14 AM, Distortedreasoning said:

no one has any girlfriends here. 

The elusive girlfriend, one of the rarest species in all of the World Wide Web.

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Posted
On 9/18/2018 at 11:17 AM, Mini_Ghost said:

you be careful with that thing it's not a joke

Voodoo time magic can be a daunting prospect, not for the feint of heart. Once you start getting the hang of it though? xD But no yeah it's like skateboarders braking their bones to learn to skate well. You will mess your shit up in the process. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Lasty said:

Voodoo time magic can be a daunting prospect, not for the feint of heart. Once you start getting the hang of it though? xD But no yeah it's like skateboarders braking their bones to learn to skate well. You will mess your shit up in the process. 

yeah I know. why do you think I'm half crazy :D

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