André Toulon Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Vela said: @André Toulon Oh hey! Ino whatcha look like now 😀 Well, that's me completely shitfaced....I don't take pictures often, but the one to your right is probably the most recent pic of me that wasn't taken by someone forcing me to take a pic without me knowing. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 10/26/2019 at 11:31 PM, HardcoreHunter said: I won $200 for scariest costume, may post photos later. That’s awesome! What was your costume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Club Cafe November 9th, 10:30 Come see us $5 bukkakes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 11 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I’d like everyone to meet my girlfriend. We’ve been together over 17 years. zeni better not find out you're seeing his gf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 hours ago, renjifan said: That’s awesome! What was your costume? Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary. Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol. Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: $5 bukkakes what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I ended up wearing a sweat band under the mask, and cut air vents in the back and top of the mask that you couldn't see when I wore it because my pastry Scott German skin blended in with the mask. Still I wore that fucker for like 6 hrs before I took it off. If you can imagine the sweat when you trick or treat in a rubber mask for 3hrs. Also I was wearing a sweater in a crowded bar of people putting off heat. It was moist, but the sweat band helped a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: what $2.50 for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 45 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: $2.50 for you I'm keeping the mask on during Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: I'm keeping the mask on during You didn't even ask if you are giving or receiving. Brave one you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: You didn't even ask if you are giving or receiving. Brave one you are. Old west bukkake showdown both start at the same time fastest draw wins. I'm a marathon man though so I'd lose that one. Also I aint gay but $2.50 is $2.50. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 44 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: I'm keeping the mask on during Hot bby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 14 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary. Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol. Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown Is that a Freddy Krueger sweater? Also I hope after you won and took off the mask you were more talkative and jovial to show everyone you're not really creepy. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 HEMI MDS Solenoids. An easy job until said HEMI is halfway under the dash of a Chrysler Aspen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Also I hope after you won and took off the mask you were more talkative and jovial to show everyone you're not really creepy. 😂 Yeah I played nice, posed for some pictures with people, made it look like I was going to stab them with my very real buck knife for their photos. One guy thought it was a prop, and tried to grab it by the blade, before he realized it was a real knife. But yeah everyone seemed relieved that I wasn't going to really kill them. The person I sat next to most of the night was like "dude you freaked me the fuck out all night, your commitment is amazing. People were asking me who my friend in the mask is, and I was like I have no idea who that guy is, I asked him if he wanted me to move and he just shook his head no and didn't say anything! Then while he's sitting there he plucked a fly out of the air with his thumb and index finger like a creepy god damn mr miyagi". Some girls were buying me drinks all night though, I bought one beer for myself, and spent none of my winnings on any of them! The one girl who was buying me drinks her friend was terrified of me. Some guy before the contest came over and slapped me in the side of the head because he didn't know I was wearing a mask I guess, or he just felt like being an asshole in that moment. I stood up and towered over him as he wasn't tall and I'm 6'2''. I still didn't say anything I just stared at him and tilted my head. He got freaked out and went back to his table. Then to fuck with people I pulled out my buck knife and started to clean my finger nails, and the guy ended up buying me some beer as an apology. All the while the guy sitting next to me I think is going to piss himself. There were some people across the bar who were taking pics of me all night. I chatted with them some and posed for pics after the contest. Though it is funny how unnerved people got. Like I usually drink at a biker dive bar on the other side of town that has fights multiple times a week. One time I came out of the bathroom and got into a fight with a tweaker because he laid out his cocaine on the toilet seat, left the bathroom for whatever reason, then I went in sat on his coke without realizing it. I've beaten people so bad in that bar that my dad and brother one time tackled me to keep me from curb stomping a guy that smashed a bottle on my head. If anyone goes into that bar wearing a Tie and it's not for a funeral, my dad will pull out his buck knife grab them by the tie yell at them then proceed to cut off their tie like he's slicing their throat, and everyone laughs...almost everyone. That's the kind of bar I usually drink at. This bar though was a sports bar full of upper middle class hipsters who have probably never even seen a parking lot blowjob in their lives. Also some cute girl did give me her phone number, but I forgot her name and I'm not dealing with that awkward moment of fishing for info while talking to someone. I already dealt with that two weeks ago when I ran into some guy and his family who knew me, from some thing or somewhere, and I just faked it and was like "hey man (using terms to avoid saying names) hows it going... My one friend though in the car was like who was that you were talking with, and I was just like I have no idea. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 This is a SELFIE thread not an instigating thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) 23 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary. Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol. Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown Nice, but I liked what late comedian Vic Dunlop did with just a pair of fake eyes. In one of his bits, he said he wore them driving and alternated between driving white knuckled and hunched forward (so his face was right over the steering wheel). When he'd get to a stop, if there was a car to his left, he'd turn his head really slowly to look at the other driver, then just as slowly turn back. Edited October 30, 2019 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: This is a SELFIE thread not an instigating thread. I don't use Instagram isn't that just photos with captions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, HardcoreHunter said: I don't use Instagram isn't that just photos with captions? ? He was telling fuggs off for being fuggs after having to flush her most recent turd in here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 9 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: ? He was telling fuggs off for being fuggs after having to flush her most recent turd in here. He probably didn't see Fuggs' posts before they were thrown into the dumpster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: He probably didn't see Fuggs' posts before they were thrown into the dumpster. I figured as much which is why I said something so he wouldn't think Rogue was talking to him. His stuff is fine, most of the stuff in here is fine, fugg's MSPaint skills are not. WE HAVE STANDARDS, DAMNIT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: I don't use Instagram isn't that just photos with captions? Yeah sorry, there was instigating drama that wasn't part of the topic of this thread. You're fine dude 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 11 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: HEMI MDS Solenoids. An easy job until said HEMI is halfway under the dash of a Chrysler Aspen. Wanna work in a pt cruiser? It suppose to be like the Dodge neon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Wanna work in a pt cruiser? It suppose to be like the Dodge neon FUCK NO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 7 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: FUCK NO Then quit ya complaining car guru 😋 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: Yeah I played nice, posed for some pictures with people, made it look like I was going to stab them with my very real buck knife for their photos. One guy thought it was a prop, and tried to grab it by the blade, before he realized it was a real knife. But yeah everyone seemed relieved that I wasn't going to really kill them. The person I sat next to most of the night was like "dude you freaked me the fuck out all night, your commitment is amazing. People were asking me who my friend in the mask is, and I was like I have no idea who that guy is, I asked him if he wanted me to move and he just shook his head no and didn't say anything! Then while he's sitting there he plucked a fly out of the air with his thumb and index finger like a creepy god damn mr miyagi". Some girls were buying me drinks all night though, I bought one beer for myself, and spent none of my winnings on any of them! The one girl who was buying me drinks her friend was terrified of me. Some guy before the contest came over and slapped me in the side of the head because he didn't know I was wearing a mask I guess, or he just felt like being an asshole in that moment. I stood up and towered over him as he wasn't tall and I'm 6'2''. I still didn't say anything I just stared at him and tilted my head. He got freaked out and went back to his table. Then to fuck with people I pulled out my buck knife and started to clean my finger nails, and the guy ended up buying me some beer as an apology. All the while the guy sitting next to me I think is going to piss himself. There were some people across the bar who were taking pics of me all night. I chatted with them some and posed for pics after the contest. Though it is funny how unnerved people got. Like I usually drink at a biker dive bar on the other side of town that has fights multiple times a week. One time I came out of the bathroom and got into a fight with a tweaker because he laid out his cocaine on the toilet seat, left the bathroom for whatever reason, then I went in sat on his coke without realizing it. I've beaten people so bad in that bar that my dad and brother one time tackled me to keep me from curb stomping a guy that smashed a bottle on my head. If anyone goes into that bar wearing a Tie and it's not for a funeral, my dad will pull out his buck knife grab them by the tie yell at them then proceed to cut off their tie like he's slicing their throat, and everyone laughs...almost everyone. That's the kind of bar I usually drink at. This bar though was a sports bar full of upper middle class hipsters who have probably never even seen a parking lot blowjob in their lives. Also some cute girl did give me her phone number, but I forgot her name and I'm not dealing with that awkward moment of fishing for info while talking to someone. I already dealt with that two weeks ago when I ran into some guy and his family who knew me, from some thing or somewhere, and I just faked it and was like "hey man (using terms to avoid saying names) hows it going... My one friend though in the car was like who was that you were talking with, and I was just like I have no idea. Using cocaine on a bar toilet. I don't often go to bars, especially not biker bars, but I got kinda a funny story. A while ago I drove out to Apple Valley, California, for Throwback Metal Fest III (or was it Metal Throwback Fest III?) held at a combination restaurant / bar / inn. There were 12 bands playing through 2 days, but I only cared to see one certain band, called Emerald. Anyway, pretty soon after I got there, I figured I should try to take a shit so I don't have to go during the band's set. Well, I'm STRUGGLING. It takes me a while. When I come out, there's one dude pissing at the urinal and another dude at the sink talking to him. While I'm washing my hands, the guy at the sink asks me, "got any cocaine?" I tell him no, then he kids me that I must've been doing cocaine since I was in the stall for so long and keeps trying to egg me on. Then when I started getting paper towels to dry my hands, the guy at the urinal was like, "No one doing cocaine uses the paper towel machine!" In an effort to vouch for me. I thought that was a pretty dumb encounter at first, but later in the night, I went back to the bathroom, this time to take a piss.... I'm at the urinal, and in the stall I hear a HUGE *sniff* a deep breath, and while my back is still turned, whoever was in there exited the stall and bathroom without washing his hands. Then I thought, "Maybe that weird guy had a point" lol. Edited October 31, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Usually when you do coke you want to do in in a private area because it's expensive, and people will ask for some if you're doing it. I've had times where I'd be taking some pills and people will instantly hold out their hands like dirty socialists wanting handouts. Also bathroom stalls are walled in which keeps wind from blowing your coke everywhere. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Using cocaine on a bar toilet. I don't often go to bars, especially not biker bars, but I got kinda a funny story. A while ago I drove out to Apple Valley, California, for Throwback Metal Fest III (or was it Metal Throwback Fest III?) held at a combination restaurant / bar / inn. There were 12 bands playing through 2 days, but I only cared to see one certain band, called Emerald. Anyway, pretty soon after I got there, I figured I should try to take a shit so I don't have to go during the band's set. Well, I'm STRUGGLING. It takes me a while. When I come out, there's one dude pissing at the urinal and another dude at the sink talking to him. While I'm washing my hands, the guy at the sink asks me, "got any cocaine?" I tell him no, then he kids me that I must've been doing cocaine since I was in the stall for so long and keeps trying to egg me on. Then when I started getting paper towels to dry my hands, the guy at the urinal was like, "No one doing cocaine uses the paper towel machine!" In an effort to vouch for me. I thought that was a pretty dumb encounter at first, but later in the night, I went back to the bathroom, this time to take a piss.... I'm at the urinal, and in the stall I hear a HUGE *sniff* a deep breath, and while my back is still turned, whoever was in there exited the stall and bathroom without washing his hands. Then I thought, "Maybe that weird guy had a point" lol. 55 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: Usually when you do coke you want to do in in a private area because it's expensive, and people will ask for some if you're doing it. I've had times where I'd be taking some pills and people will instantly hold out their hands like dirty socialists wanting handouts. Also bathroom stalls are walled in which keeps wind from blowing your coke everywhere. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Neko Posted November 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2019 Happy Holloween yall. I'm gonna party with these college students! 15 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Neko said: Happy Holloween yall. I'm gonna party with these college students! Happy Halloween! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vela said: Happy Halloween! Nice smile. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Nice smile. I has mouth! You want MOUTH?! MOWETH! You're welcome. And also, thank you!lol [those arrows are there cause I dun wanna load the pics to my comp n I'm lazeh] Edited November 1, 2019 by Vela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I don't have a mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Neko said: Happy Holloween yall. I'm gonna party with these college students! Love the ultra sexxxy hair! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 10 hours ago, stilgar said: I don't have a mouth. Want mine? It's a lil hairy but it certainly does what mouths primarily do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Vela said: Want mine? It's a lil hairy but it certainly does what mouths primarily do. It's a lovely mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Just now, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: It's a lovely mouth. It'd be funny if that's all I ever posted here from now on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Neko said: Happy Holloween yall. I'm gonna party with these college students! This pic makes me happy ❤️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Vela said: It'd be funny if that's all I ever posted here from now on. Nevermind. I misread what you posted. Sorry. Edited November 1, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: What's wrong? Are you okay? I'm fine! I can see how that would have been misinterpreted, sry. I meant it'd be funny if all I ever posted in this picture thread were pictures of my mouth. Edited November 1, 2019 by Vela You got there ^.^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Vela said: I'm fine! I can see how that would have been misinterpreted, sry. I meant it'd be funny if all I ever posted in this picture thread were pictures of my mouth. Yeah. I just woke up from a small nap. It's been a cold, slow day here today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Yeah. I just woke up from a small nap. It's been a cold, slow day here today. Funny, I was just thinking of taking a nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Vela said: Funny, I was just thinking of taking a nap. But...you just...I just... No, no. If you need a nap, take one. I'm not going to be selfish. Edited November 1, 2019 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 9 hours ago, 🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits said: Love the ultra sexxxy hair! Thanks, was about $20 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: This pic makes me happy ❤️ Thanks boo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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