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3 hours ago, renjifan said:

That’s awesome! What was your costume?

Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary.  Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol.  Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown

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I ended up wearing a sweat band under the mask, and cut air vents in the back and top of the mask that you couldn't see when I wore it because my pastry Scott German skin blended in with the mask. Still I wore that fucker for like 6 hrs before I took it off. If you can imagine the sweat when you trick or treat in a rubber mask for 3hrs. Also I was wearing a sweater in a crowded bar of people putting off heat. It was moist, but the sweat band helped a lot. 

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14 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary.  Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol.  Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown

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Is that a Freddy Krueger sweater?

Also I hope after you won and took off the mask you were more talkative and jovial to show everyone you're not really creepy. 😂

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Also I hope after you won and took off the mask you were more talkative and jovial to show everyone you're not really creepy. 😂

Yeah I played nice, posed for some pictures with people, made it look like I was going to stab them with my very real buck knife for their photos. One guy thought it was a prop, and tried to grab it by the blade, before he realized it was a real knife. But yeah everyone seemed relieved that I wasn't going to really kill them. The person I sat next to most of the night was like "dude you freaked me the fuck out all night, your commitment is amazing. People were asking me who my friend in the mask is, and I was like I have no idea who that guy is, I asked him if he wanted me to move and he just shook his head no and didn't say anything! Then while he's sitting there he plucked a fly out of the air with his thumb and index finger like a creepy god damn mr miyagi". Some girls were buying me drinks all night though, I bought one beer for myself, and spent none of my winnings on any of them! The one girl who was buying me drinks her friend was terrified of me. Some guy before the contest came over and slapped me in the side of the head because he didn't know I was wearing a mask I guess, or he just felt like being an asshole in that moment. I stood up and towered over him as he wasn't tall and I'm 6'2''. I still didn't say anything I just stared at him and tilted my head. He got freaked out and went back to his table. Then to fuck with people I pulled out my buck knife and started to clean my finger nails, and the guy ended up buying me some beer as an apology. All the while the guy sitting next to me I think is going to piss himself. There were some people across the bar who were taking pics of me all night.  I chatted with them some and posed for pics after the contest. 

Though it is funny how unnerved people got. Like I usually drink at a biker dive bar on the other side of town that has fights multiple times a week. One time I came out of the bathroom and got into a fight with a tweaker because he laid out his cocaine on the toilet seat, left the bathroom for whatever reason, then I went in sat on his coke without realizing it. I've beaten people so bad in that bar that my dad and brother one time tackled me to keep me from curb stomping a guy that smashed a bottle on my head. If anyone goes into that bar wearing a Tie and it's not for a funeral, my dad will pull out his buck knife grab them by the tie yell at them then proceed to cut off their tie like he's slicing their throat, and everyone laughs...almost everyone.  That's the kind of bar I usually drink at. This bar though was a sports bar full of upper middle class hipsters who have probably never even seen a parking lot blowjob in their lives. Also some cute girl did give me her phone number, but I forgot her name and I'm not dealing with that awkward moment of fishing for info while talking to someone. I already dealt with that two weeks ago when I ran into some guy and his family who knew me, from some thing or somewhere, and I just faked it and was like "hey man (using terms to avoid saying names) hows it going... My one friend though in the car was like who was that you were talking with, and I was just like I have no idea. 

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23 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary.  Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol.  Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown

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Nice, but I liked what late comedian Vic Dunlop did with just a pair of fake eyes.

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In one of his bits, he said he wore them driving and alternated between driving white knuckled and hunched forward (so his face was right over the steering wheel).  When he'd get to a stop, if there was a car to his left, he'd turn his head really slowly to look at the other driver, then just as slowly turn back.

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2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

He probably didn't see Fuggs' posts before they were thrown into the dumpster.

I figured as much which is why I said something so he wouldn't think Rogue was talking to him. 

His stuff is fine, most of the stuff in here is fine, fugg's MSPaint skills are not. :D WE HAVE STANDARDS, DAMNIT!

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21 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Yeah I played nice, posed for some pictures with people, made it look like I was going to stab them with my very real buck knife for their photos. One guy thought it was a prop, and tried to grab it by the blade, before he realized it was a real knife. But yeah everyone seemed relieved that I wasn't going to really kill them. The person I sat next to most of the night was like "dude you freaked me the fuck out all night, your commitment is amazing. People were asking me who my friend in the mask is, and I was like I have no idea who that guy is, I asked him if he wanted me to move and he just shook his head no and didn't say anything! Then while he's sitting there he plucked a fly out of the air with his thumb and index finger like a creepy god damn mr miyagi". Some girls were buying me drinks all night though, I bought one beer for myself, and spent none of my winnings on any of them! The one girl who was buying me drinks her friend was terrified of me. Some guy before the contest came over and slapped me in the side of the head because he didn't know I was wearing a mask I guess, or he just felt like being an asshole in that moment. I stood up and towered over him as he wasn't tall and I'm 6'2''. I still didn't say anything I just stared at him and tilted my head. He got freaked out and went back to his table. Then to fuck with people I pulled out my buck knife and started to clean my finger nails, and the guy ended up buying me some beer as an apology. All the while the guy sitting next to me I think is going to piss himself. There were some people across the bar who were taking pics of me all night.  I chatted with them some and posed for pics after the contest. 

Though it is funny how unnerved people got. Like I usually drink at a biker dive bar on the other side of town that has fights multiple times a week. One time I came out of the bathroom and got into a fight with a tweaker because he laid out his cocaine on the toilet seat, left the bathroom for whatever reason, then I went in sat on his coke without realizing it. I've beaten people so bad in that bar that my dad and brother one time tackled me to keep me from curb stomping a guy that smashed a bottle on my head. If anyone goes into that bar wearing a Tie and it's not for a funeral, my dad will pull out his buck knife grab them by the tie yell at them then proceed to cut off their tie like he's slicing their throat, and everyone laughs...almost everyone.  That's the kind of bar I usually drink at. This bar though was a sports bar full of upper middle class hipsters who have probably never even seen a parking lot blowjob in their lives. Also some cute girl did give me her phone number, but I forgot her name and I'm not dealing with that awkward moment of fishing for info while talking to someone. I already dealt with that two weeks ago when I ran into some guy and his family who knew me, from some thing or somewhere, and I just faked it and was like "hey man (using terms to avoid saying names) hows it going... My one friend though in the car was like who was that you were talking with, and I was just like I have no idea. 

Using cocaine on a bar toilet. I don't often go to bars, especially not biker bars, but I got kinda a funny story.

A while ago I drove out to Apple Valley, California, for Throwback Metal Fest III (or was it Metal Throwback Fest III?) held at a combination restaurant / bar / inn. There were 12 bands playing through 2 days, but I only cared to see one certain band, called Emerald. Anyway, pretty soon after I got there, I figured I should try to take a shit so I don't have to go during the band's set. Well, I'm STRUGGLING. It takes me a while. When I come out, there's one dude pissing at the urinal and another dude at the sink talking to him. While I'm washing my hands, the guy at the sink asks me, "got any cocaine?" I tell him no, then he kids me that I must've been doing cocaine since I was in the stall for so long and keeps trying to egg me on. Then when I started getting paper towels to dry my hands, the guy at the urinal was like, "No one doing cocaine uses the paper towel machine!" In an effort to vouch for me. 

I thought that was a pretty dumb encounter at first, but later in the night, I went back to the bathroom, this time to take a piss.... I'm at the urinal, and in the stall I hear a HUGE *sniff* a deep breath, and while my back is still turned, whoever was in there exited the stall and bathroom without washing his hands. Then I thought, "Maybe that weird guy had a point" lol.

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Usually when you do coke you want to do in in a private area because it's expensive, and people will ask for some if you're doing it. I've had times where I'd be taking some pills and people will instantly hold out their hands like dirty socialists wanting handouts.  Also bathroom stalls are walled in which keeps wind from blowing your coke everywhere. 

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2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Using cocaine on a bar toilet. I don't often go to bars, especially not biker bars, but I got kinda a funny story.

A while ago I drove out to Apple Valley, California, for Throwback Metal Fest III (or was it Metal Throwback Fest III?) held at a combination restaurant / bar / inn. There were 12 bands playing through 2 days, but I only cared to see one certain band, called Emerald. Anyway, pretty soon after I got there, I figured I should try to take a shit so I don't have to go during the band's set. Well, I'm STRUGGLING. It takes me a while. When I come out, there's one dude pissing at the urinal and another dude at the sink talking to him. While I'm washing my hands, the guy at the sink asks me, "got any cocaine?" I tell him no, then he kids me that I must've been doing cocaine since I was in the stall for so long and keeps trying to egg me on. Then when I started getting paper towels to dry my hands, the guy at the urinal was like, "No one doing cocaine uses the paper towel machine!" In an effort to vouch for me. 

I thought that was a pretty dumb encounter at first, but later in the night, I went back to the bathroom, this time to take a piss.... I'm at the urinal, and in the stall I hear a HUGE *sniff* a deep breath, and while my back is still turned, whoever was in there exited the stall and bathroom without washing his hands. Then I thought, "Maybe that weird guy had a point" lol.

 

55 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said:

Usually when you do coke you want to do in in a private area because it's expensive, and people will ask for some if you're doing it. I've had times where I'd be taking some pills and people will instantly hold out their hands like dirty socialists wanting handouts.  Also bathroom stalls are walled in which keeps wind from blowing your coke everywhere. 

 

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19 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Nice smile.

 

I has mouth!

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You want MOUTH?!

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MOWETH!

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You're welcome.  And also, thank you!lol

[those arrows are there cause I dun wanna load the pics to my comp n I'm lazeh]

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4 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

What's wrong? Are you okay?

xD I'm fine!  I can see how that would have been misinterpreted, sry.  I meant it'd be funny if all I ever posted in this picture thread were pictures of my mouth.

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You got there ^.^
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