Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 It'll be there in one week. I hope they are as excited as I am!! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 It's a dildo, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 Just one? Surely, you jest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Get him a fleshlight, too. So he can see what sex looks like with adult-sized genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Leave people alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Go fuck yourself fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Special delivery instructions: THERE ARE A LOT OF DILDOS IN HERE. I LOVE TO PUT DILDOS IN MY MOUTH AND BUTT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Are you going to jail after this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 seriously. sawdy gives the best surprise gifts ever. yes...that IS the millennium falcon bottle opener key chain. and yes...it is awesome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: seriously. sawdy gives the best surprise gifts ever. yes...that IS the millennium falcon bottle opener key chain. and yes...it is awesome. Aww see? I'm not always a dick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 But they won't be getting a bottle opener... But it will be quite useful. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Aww see? I'm not always a dick oh...you're always a dick. but, i love ya' just the same. Spoiler no...you're not really a dick. and i love ya just the same. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oh...you're always a dick. but, i love ya' just the same. Hide contents no...you're not really a dick. and i love ya just the same. <3 Thanks Mama:) love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I wish someone cared about me enough to send me something special 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: I wish someone cared about me enough to send me something special Maybe Packard can ship the box of dildos to you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: Maybe Packard can ship the box of dildos to you "Gently Used" 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I wish someone cared about me enough to send me something special I got you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: "Gently Used" At least you don't have to worry about STDs from him . . . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Do you think they truck ship to that address? The road looks a little small... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 *adds lgl to 'hi there' letters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Did you include batteries? Or will the disappointment be everywhere? Honestly, my real guess is a big bag of those sugar-free gummies that cause super diarrhea. Because no one suspects the gummi. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 49 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Did you include batteries? Or will the disappointment be everywhere? Honestly, my real guess is a big bag of those sugar-free gummies that cause super diarrhea. Because no one suspects the gummi. I take it you had that happen before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: I take it you had that happen before? I was just thinking about the rare crapmas gift growing up that required batteries but strangely enough there were never any batteries anywhere. It's the bane of every kid getting a gift ever. Never had the super diarrhea gummies though. Have laughed myself sick reading the hilarious Amazon reviews about them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Just now, katt_goddess said: I was just thinking about the rare crapmas gift growing up that required batteries but strangely enough there were never any batteries anywhere. It's the bane of every kid getting a gift ever. Never had the super diarrhea gummies though. Have laughed myself sick reading the hilarious Amazon reviews about them though. Huh and usually the pranks I use involved extremely hot peppers reaper and ghost mainly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I haven't received anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 20 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Did you include batteries? Or will the disappointment be everywhere? Honestly, my real guess is a big bag of those sugar-free gummies that cause super diarrhea. Because no one suspects the gummi. Haribo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 2 hours ago, fuggstop said: Haribo Yep. Best gummies ever if you really really hate someone's guts [or your own for that matter ] . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Send me a butt plug set. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 3 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Yep. Best gummies ever if you really really hate someone's guts [or your own for that matter ] . My favorite amazon review was the one with the guy who ate them before a date. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, fuggstop said: My favorite amazon review was the one with the guy who ate them before a date. 🤣 She'll never forget him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 12:34 PM, Sawdamizer said: It'll be there in one week. I hope they are as excited as I am!! I’m curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 Just now, sahockeygrl15 said: I’m curious I am sending you a replica dildo of my dick... You ruined the surprise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Just now, Sawdamizer said: I am sending you a replica dildo of my dick... You ruined the surprise. Well damn.. I hope you paid extra for the overnight shipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 19, 2018 Author Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 minute ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Well damn.. I hope you paid extra for the overnight shipping Same day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Same day You’re good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 On 8/17/2018 at 1:54 PM, discolemonade said: seriously. sawdy gives the best surprise gifts ever. yes...that IS the millennium falcon bottle opener key chain. and yes...it is awesome. I give awesome gifts too.... if we do another board secret Santa...join it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 It is a nice gift. Looks complicated for a bottle opener. Yes we are going to do another secret santa thing this year. Gonna start early so matches happen better. Many of you are too awesome to not do nice things for each other. As usually a $25 limit...unless decided among pairs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, Still Me said: I give awesome gifts too.... if we do another board secret Santa...join it i have in the past. but this was a 'just because you're awesome' gift he gave me. out of the blue. boom. right there in the mail. he's such a jerk. a total dick nipple. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, discolemonade said: i have in the past. but this was a 'just because you're awesome' gift he gave me. out of the blue. boom. right there in the mail. he's such a jerk. a total dick nipple. I'm not a big fan of gifting. I'd rather it be a thing that was, "hey, I saw this shit and I knew it was for you," rather than a scheduled event that happens at this designated time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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