Bouvre Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) I'm waiting for You Were Never Really Here to start and I'm wondering where y'all like to sit in relation to the screen. I'm a very front row person myself. Edited May 4, 2018 by Bouvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I generally let whoever I'm with pick. That's usually my parents, and they prefer the very back row next to the aisle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 i like being towards the middle front area. the less i have to put a strain on my neck the better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Also the moment I posted this, an elderly couple started debating if they were sitting in their usual spot. The woman thinks they're further away than usual. Then she speculated the theater remodeled it slightly. The husband is sure nothing has changed and I love their conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: i like being towards the middle front area. the less i have to put a strain on my neck the better. I used to worry about neck strain but I find most theaters accommodate for this concern. I've never felt any strain from it, but I'm sure it varies from person to person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Also the moment I posted this, an elderly couple started debating if they were sitting in their usual spot. The woman thinks they're further away than usual. Then she speculated the theater remodeled it slightly. The husband is sure nothing has changed and I love their conversation. You'd think after so many years, he'd just learn "yes, dear." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You'd think after so many years, he'd just learn "yes, dear." Don't back down when you're right tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Just now, Bouvre said: Don't back down when you're right tho But what about when it's about something so asinine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I think I prefer the back over the front.. somwhere by the isle where I can easily exit while the people in the front have to wait an extra 5 minutes for everyone else to clear out before they leave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I used to worry about neck strain but I find most theaters accommodate for this concern. I've never felt any strain from it, but I'm sure it varies from person to person. usually happens when you are sitting long in the same position. like at the very corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I think three or four rows from the back, in the center, is the ideal seating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Wherever is an empty row. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I think I prefer the back over the front.. somwhere by the isle where I can easily exit while the people in the front have to wait an extra 5 minutes for everyone else to clear out before they leave.. I tend to sit through credits anyway, so that's not an issue for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I tend to sit through credits anyway, so that's not an issue for me I fucking hate that shit where they'll sneak in some goofy footage after the credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Preferably in one of the seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Preferably in one of the seats. If you can't find a seat, where do you sit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Center middle so I'm as directly across from the screen as possible and don't have to wretch my neck all over the place. I also like to get there early whenever possible to stake out my spot if it isn't assigned so I can watch all the latecomers floating in trying to find a section that their entire group of idiots can sit in and be all 'Nope' because I'm spoiling the center square like a true theatre troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I sit in a location such that the screen takes up the majority of my field of view without going beyond its limits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 You're all wrong Back left corner is perfect spot Can see the whole screen, and if you're not a loser and brought a girl/boy/wolf you can canoodle a bit and no one can probably see you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 on your dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Two-thirds of the way up, slightly right of center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Furthest back, 'cause I don't like people behind me....isle seat just in case I need to make a quick escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 29 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: If you can't find a seat, where do you sit? I beat up Phillies and take his spot bouvre's dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: I beat up Phillies and take his spot bouvre's dick. Oh. I was gonna guess you sit on the aisle steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I sit on my damn couch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I beat up Phillies and take his spot bouvre's dick. Now hold on... I was in line first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: I sit on my damn couch aka the throne of champions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 I don't. I think the last movie I saw in a theater was "U-571" (during it's second run through theaters). Just not a movie person anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Phillies said: Now hold on... I was in line first. I saw Bouvre first. Literally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Towards the top rows to the sides 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I fucking hate that shit where they'll sneak in some goofy footage after the credits. Ah, no. I usually use that time just to think about the movie for a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Towards the top rows to the sides Seems to be a popular choice. It was definitely mine for awhile, but that probably linked up to working in a movie theater, where I could run out and be like "Yo, you forgot to turn the reel platter on" or "You fucked up a splice and now the frame is out of alignment." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I saw Bouvre first. Literally. Pretty sure my parents did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I beat up Phillies and take his spot bouvre's dick. That spot belongs to my beer, you heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Drunkenwarrior said: You're all wrong Back left corner is perfect spot Can see the whole screen, and if you're not a loser and brought a girl/boy/wolf you can canoodle a bit and no one can probably see you Glad you included wolf. I was starting to feel left out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Phillies said: on your dick Enjoy my bony pelvis, nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Glad you included wolf. I was starting to feel left out. Theater snogging is an equal opportunity event 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Bouvre said: Pretty sure my parents did. Wrong, the doctor who delivered you did. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Wrong, the doctor who delivered you did. HA! The fuck is a doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bouvre said: The fuck is a doctor? I don't know how to reply to this. You've stumped me, good sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't know how to reply to this. You've stumped me, good sir. I guess this is always why I was told laughter was the best medicine. I broke my arm and my parents and brothers just laughed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Wherever in relation to distance from the screen, but i usually like the aisle seat just incase i have to pee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Dead center middle, unless I have no choice which is often. lol I just like going to movies. I love how some theaters let you request you seat now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Dead center middle, unless I have no choice which is often. lol I just like going to movies. I love how some theaters let you request you seat now. I like that too. Mostly because my row is almost never chosen unless it's a major blockbuster in its first week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, Vamped said: Wherever in relation to distance from the screen, but i usually like the aisle seat just incase i have to pee Also a bonus of the front: no squeezing past people to exit. Edited May 5, 2018 by Bouvre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 The seat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 Just now, JeNewBee said: The seat Glad you're a fan of adhering to fire codes, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Center this way I can blow a fart and the air can move it down wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 (edited) chairs i like chairs. i bring my own. Edited May 5, 2018 by nameraka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2018 Author Share Posted May 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, nameraka said: chairs i like chairs. i bring my own. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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