Lacks_Sympathy Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:08 AM, Mewn said: > > > > I knew Zeni would make the news someday. I just figured there'd be a mugshot instead.
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Fapping is a means to an end....Never understood why some people make a production out of it......Are you trying to impress the porn?....I'm not trying to win any contest.......Give me 30 seconds and I'll give you protein.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:09 AM, MegaNaraku said: We can beat him. Lets do it guys I believe in you.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:12 AM, Lacks_Sympathy said: I knew Zeni would make the news someday. I just figured there'd be a mugshot instead. LMAO /BYE
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 10 hours! dam cant believe he aint dead >
MegaNaraku Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:15 AM, Mewn said: I believe in you. ~Starts timer~ HERE WE GO
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:14 AM, Cyberbully360 said: Fapping is a means to an end....Never understood why some people make a production out of it......Are you trying to impress the porn?....I'm not trying to win any contest.......Give me 30 seconds and I'll give you protein. LOL True tho. Welp, I guess they want to torture themselves from the climax. Also when I read the protein portion of your post I thought of this article about these desperate monkeys trying to fornicate with a deer and one deer licked the jizz afterwards and the scientists were all "she needed protein". >
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:18 AM, Distortedreasoning said: 10 hours! dam cant believe he aint dead > His arm must be buff.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:18 AM, MegaNaraku said: ~Starts timer~ HERE WE GO LMAO Welp, you didn't last long. NEXT!
MegaNaraku Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:21 AM, Mewn said: LMAO Welp, you didn't last long. NEXT! Damn... I only went for 5 seconds. I thought I had it
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:23 AM, MegaNaraku said: Damn... I only went for 5 seconds. I thought I had it It's okay bud. I think that's a semi-good thing LOL
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 SwimModSponges[/member] you got this guy beat, right?
MegaNaraku Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:25 AM, Mewn said: It's okay bud. I think that's a semi-good thing LOL I WAS SO CLOSE
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:41 AM, MegaNaraku said: I WAS SO CLOSE
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:08 AM, Mewn said: > > > > I actually saw a documentary or some kinda show that featured this guy...they went to his home and he talked about his "training"....he has a girlfriend that lives with him and she's apparently cool with it...she' like cooking in the video and he's in the corner "training"....it was pretty weird and cool at the same time...I got a kick out of it
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:46 AM, Mix said: I actually saw a documentary or some kinda show that featured this guy...they went to his home and he talked about his "training"....he has a girlfriend that lives with him and she's apparently cool with it...she' like cooking in the video and he's in the corner "training"....it was pretty weird and cool at the same time...I got a kick out of it LMAO /BYE WOW HAHAHAHAHHA great doc. Mix would rec'd.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:47 AM, conversegirl said: Thank you.
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:57 AM, StarPanda said: Hold my beer *holds :brownbottle: *
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:00 AM, Mewn said: *holds :brownbottle: * Now please step out of the room this could get messy
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:04 AM, StarPanda said: Now please step out of the room this could get messy HAI SENSEI *SHUTS DOOR*
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:05 AM, Mewn said: HAI SENSEI *SHUTS DOOR*
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:02 AM, GunStarHero said: At least he's doing something. bless their hearts, they're trying so hard... ;D
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I definitely cannot go for ten hours. That takes sustained diligence and drive. Mess up and speed it up at any point, and you're screaming, "Ah god damnit it burns!!!".
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:13 AM, Hidden said: shots fucking fired. PEW fucking PEWWW
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 7:15 AM, Zenigundam said: I definitely cannot go for ten hours. That takes sustained diligence and drive. Mess up and speed it up at any point, and you're screaming, "Ah god damnit it burns!!!". LMAO, whoa, welp, personal experience eh?
Mewn Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 6:13 AM, StarPanda said: HAHAHAHAA<333
new_disease Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 i don't know if i should be flattered or not
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 7:41 AM, Stilgar said: Oh gods, he must have been incredibly raw. Do you masturbate with sand paper or something?
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Try rubbing something for ten hours straight and tell me the skin doesn't get rubbed raw and chaffed.
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Well, this is beyong pathetic......Like I don't think Ghostrek would stoop to this level
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Well, in order for ghostie to masturbate he'd have to work up the courage to ask his dick out. That's never gonna happen though.
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I was actually talking about that air sex video....... As far as fapping goes, you have to be quick when spanking in the broom closet at work.......Someone might make a mess and you can't come out with any wood other than the mop.
SwimModSponges Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 On 1/18/2017 at 5:36 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: SwimModSponges[/member] you got this guy beat, right? 10 hours in one go? Seems like a lot of wasted effort. 10 times in 10 hours, that's what you want to aim for. My record is of course 24 in 24.
Lucis Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Really? You think any of us can actually go for that long?
Vamped Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 was there a panel of judges watching him fap? alongside several others?
PerfectFlowingHair Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 Pfft. I've fapped 24 hours straight before. All-nighter baby. I have no proof and you have no way to verify this, but I definitely did that.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 On 1/19/2017 at 12:58 AM, enad said: I don't know if anyone did this yet, but... That guy looks so much like Dana Carvey.
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