Ric Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) Hey yall it's Phillies' birthday, party will be in the basement. If you do come we need leeks, cocaine, and lots of lube. There will be a late night Boku no Pico viewing so we need to make sure there is plenty of lube. @fuggnificent You are to wear these, they will be provided from Phillies' personal collection. @Phillies Edited November 21, 2017 by Ric 1 1
Cau Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 I'll bring my drill so we can make a glory hole
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 oh ric thank you. hopefully fuggz will buy us pizza. 1
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cau said: I'll bring my drill so we can make a glory hole Um.. I never said I was sharing waifu with everyone. O_o
Cau Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Phillies said: Um.. I never said I was sharing waifu with everyone. O_o I don't even have a drill, so 1
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, fuggnificent said: leek pizza You got to put 31 candles on that thing O_o
bnmjy Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) otanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu, hikikomori san! futa miku no hontouni subarashii chinchin wo suiteimasuka? ii desu yo! Edited November 21, 2017 by bnmjy 1 1 1
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 36 minutes ago, bnmjy said: otanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu, hikikomori san! futa miku no hontouni subarashii chinchin wo suiteimasuka? ii desu yo! can you translate that please?
bnmjy Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Phillies said: can you translate that please? Sure: Happy birthday, hikikomori-san! Are you sucking futa miku's really wonderful penis? That's great! 1 1
scoobdog Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Happy Birthday Phillies. You deserve to be happy. 2 1
Kudasai Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) The retirement of the Judas Chair will be my birthday gift to you @Phillies Edited November 21, 2017 by Kudasai 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Kudasai said: The retirement of the Judas Chair will be my birthday gift to you Boooooooo!
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 6 hours ago, mthor said: Happy birthday! Just think - only 9 more years to 40! i am going to kill myself before 35.
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Kudasai said: The retirement of the Judas Chair will be my birthday gift to you @Phillies Yay! I hate that thing! And now something equally awful is going to take its place
Kudasai Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Phillies said: Yay! I hate that thing! And now something equally awful is going to take its place Yes, you will find my new disciplinary weapon even more "shocking" than the Judas Chair
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, stilgar said: @CountFrylock
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, mthor said: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I said, and 35 has come and gone. Besides, you have a responsibility to waifu and fuggs. fuggz can take care of herself. as long as she doesn't get knocked up again. And I am sending Ric the waifu if anything ever happens to me.
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Kudasai said: Yes, you will find my new disciplinary weapon even more "shocking" than the Judas Chair The Pear?
Ric Posted November 21, 2017 Author Posted November 21, 2017 11 minutes ago, Phillies said: fuggz can take care of herself. as long as she doesn't get knocked up again. And I am sending Ric the waifu if anything ever happens to me. I'll take care of waifu, but do me a favor and take her to the dry cleaners before you send her my way. 1
AnimationFan14 Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Happy Birthday Phillies I hope all your wet dreams come true this yearr 1
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 20 minutes ago, AnimationFan14 said: Happy Birthday Phillies I hope all your wet dreams come true this yearr +1
bnmjy Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: Something more modern Amy Schumer's nude photos?
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, stilgar said: You are ruining my birthday thread please stop. thanks you.
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, stilgar said: fuggz is going to sit on you until you die.
stilgar Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 There isn't a ramp to my front door so she will never be able to get in.
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, stilgar said: There isn't a ramp to my front door so she will never be able to get in. Hmmmmmm... yeah thats a bit of a problem.. maybe we could bull-doze the front of the house?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 5 hours ago, stilgar said: That makes me think of the opening for Ghost in the Shell.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 22, 2017 Posted November 22, 2017 5 hours ago, bnmjy said: Amy Schumer's nude photos? I think Amy Schumer's time as "the 'it' girl" has past.
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