holiday tradtion

[ghostrek]

what is yours

Edited November 20, 2017 by ghostrek

[Phillies]

drink lots of whiskey and take a piss on the tree. 

[GuyBeardmane]

Crying while masturbating to hentai featuring anthropomorphic turkeys.

[ghostrek]

Just now, Phillies said:

drink lots of whiskey and take a piss on the tree. 

what the hell the kids think

[ghostrek]

Just now, GuyBeardmane said:

Crying while masturbating to hentai featuring anthropomorphic turkeys.

what the fuck 

that wired

[GuyBeardmane]

2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

what the fuck 

that wired

You don't know the half of it.

[ghostrek]

Just now, GuyBeardmane said:

You don't know the half of it.

ok i dont know what to say about that

[naraku360]

Open presents and then have new socks.

[Chapinator_X]

Wasting my money

[Ric]

My new tradition will be reading:

 

Ghostrek Presents A Kagome Christmas Carroll Featuring Godzilla and Captain Picard XXX Edition

 

[Phillies]

42 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

what the hell the kids think

Uncle Phillies is getting pissed again

[Bouvre]

Sharing a laugh about the one Christmas dinner when my Greek-Orthodox grandmother started praying in tongues
and we (as kids) shared confused laughs, which resulted in my grandmother screaming at my stepdad about how he was raising
terrible children, and later when I found my mom crying alone in her room, I asked "Did grandma ruin Christmas?"

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

what is yours

I don’t have family anymore so....nothing 

[katt_goddess]

I sleep in. Or at least as long as I'm allowed to by the kitten.

I insult a duck while slapping it with salt.

I fall asleep in the recliner while something stupid plays on the tv. Probably a 'Law & Order : SVU' marathon. 

[katt_goddess]

5 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Sharing a laugh about the one Christmas dinner when my Greek-Orthodox grandmother started praying in tongues
and we (as kids) shared confused laughs, which resulted in my grandmother screaming at my stepdad about how he was raising
terrible children, and later when I found my mom crying alone in her room, I asked "Did grandma ruin Christmas?"

I swear to gods, the more you post the more I think you are secretly David Sedaris.  

[Bouvre]

Just now, katt_goddess said:

I swear to gods, the more you post the more I think you are secretly David Sedaris.  

My only proof that I'm not is that I'm a lot gayer.

[katt_goddess]

4 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I don’t have family anymore so....nothing 

Screw family. Make your own traditions.

Maybe even with blackjack and hookers. 

[scoobdog]

9 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I don’t have family anymore so....nothing 

Oh shit.  Wait, that's figurative, right?

[GuyBeardmane]

3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Screw family. Make your own traditions.

Maybe even with blackjack and hookers. 

In fact, why even bother with traditions at that point?

[katt_goddess]

Just now, GuyBeardmane said:

In fact, why even bother with traditions at that point?

Because maybe you can write off the blackjack and hookers as religious expenses... <.< >.>

[GuyBeardmane]

1 minute ago, katt_goddess said:

Because maybe you can write off the blackjack and hookers as religious expenses... <.< >.>

I mean they both make me shout "Oh god."  You're a smart one.

[UncomfortableGoatee]

22 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

Sharing a laugh about the one Christmas dinner when my Greek-Orthodox grandmother started praying in tongues
and we (as kids) shared confused laughs, which resulted in my grandmother screaming at my stepdad about how he was raising
terrible children, and later when I found my mom crying alone in her room, I asked "Did grandma ruin Christmas?"

the only people capable of ruining Christmas are dad grandma and Jesus

[Bouvre]

Just now, UncomfortableGoatee said:

the only people capable of ruining Christmas are dad grandma and Jesus

If somebody accuses another family member of ruining Christmas I'll remember to tell them this.

[UncomfortableGoatee]

5 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

If somebody accuses another family member of ruining Christmas I'll remember to tell them this.

Tbh, the grandma version is salvageable, depending on the severity of the matriarchy.

However Dad and Jesus ruined Christmases are strictly irreversible, unless you get through to the courts for appeal, but lord knows they're up to their necks in lawsuits by then.

It's in the bible, I seent it.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Which holiday

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Which holiday

the one with the booze

[Satou Kazuma]

[Still Me]

22 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Oh shit.  Wait, that's figurative, right?

Sure yeah...I’m not speaking to any of my family...I’m tired of being the “problem” tired of being manipulated...

Edited November 21, 2017 by Still Me

[scoobdog]

Just now, Still Me said:

Sure yeah...I’m not speaking to any of my family...

Well, that's good.  It's hard not to get wrapped up in the drama that is your family.

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Well, that's good.  It's hard not to get wrapped up in the drama that is your family.

Yep....I’ve been struggling with it....

[Greeny]

Stealing from the homeless.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

16 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

the one with the booze

All of them?

[UncomfortableGoatee]

11 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

All of them?

the one with the bearded guy with bright lights who likes children

[ghostrek]

2 hours ago, Ric said:

My new tradition will be reading:

 

Ghostrek Presents A Kagome Christmas Carroll Featuring Godzilla and Captain Picard XXX Edition

 

wrong fan fic writer

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, Hachiman said:

what?

[StarPanda]

3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

what is yours

To survive

[Vamped]

Stay in our pajamas all day and play dance games on the WII and Kinect

[lupin_bebop]

........Wallowing in self-loathing, playing games, eating bacon, and then contemplating being around for another day. 

Edited November 21, 2017 by lupin_bebop