Sandstone Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 Technically a vibrator but relevant. Link wields the Master Sword. NSFW Heterosexual
GunStarHero Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go.
Misaka Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go. When you do post pics
GunStarHero Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 When you do post pics You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up?
Chapinator_X Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 What the security guard from Five Nights at Freddy's plays with.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 squid? this looks like a fucking fishing lure HHAHAAHHAAH
Still Me Posted August 13, 2017 Author Posted August 13, 2017 fighting evil buy moonlight, winning love by daylight, always up for some afternoon delight....
mochi Posted August 13, 2017 Posted August 13, 2017 fighting evil buy moonlight, winning love by daylight, always up for some afternoon delight.... to be fair that thing was already a dildo
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up? Nope
stilgar Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up? Maybe he doesn't mind if you are a dude wearing a bikini.
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Maybe he doesn't mind if you are a dude wearing a bikini. Well you know that song dude looks like a lady
PokeNirvash Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 "They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothin'!" - Ted Kennedy
GunStarHero Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Well you know that song dude looks like a lady Cool. I'd tell you to go eat a dick, but I don't want you having too much fun.
GunStarHero Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Also gunstar, I thought you were a guy too. Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh?
NaBarney Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Using these toys is how you get a hole that looks like my avatar's eye
stilgar Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh? Oh stop that.
nameraka Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img]
Still Me Posted August 14, 2017 Author Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] drain the swamp....swamp ass...
mochi Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] Milo Yiannopolis's dildo
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 The t-rex one is fucking horrifying. Yes! This is the mod Ark Survival Evolved is missing.
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] I would totally use this.... while singing Happy Birthday Mr. President. :D
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Yes! This is the mod Ark Survival Evolved is missing. That looks like a toy a nympho would have
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 That looks like a toy a nympho would have That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr.
mochi Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr.
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 It was, of course, a joke, maybe if I were rich.... I am the obsessive type so I could see myself collecting dildos if I had excess funds. lmao
EmpressAngel Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr. I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside!
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! How do you know about that?
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! Is that actually a thing?
AnimationFan14 Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! How hot are we actually actually talking here lol Like ouch my anus is slightly burnt now I really should have waited for the lub to cool off kinda hot
EmpressAngel Posted August 14, 2017 Posted August 14, 2017 Is that actually a thing? How do you know about that? Life has many doors, Ed-Boy. How hot are we actually actually talking here lol Like ouch my anus is slightly burnt now I really should have waited for the lub to cool off kinda hot Probably depends on personal preference. You can probably just microwave it for a couple seconds and be good to go.
Sandstone Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos....
Naraku4656 Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos.... you should make that your epitaph
Sandstone Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 I'm not lucky enough to die in an exciting manner such as that. Also, I'm not dumb enough to put microwaved plastic into my asshole.
Misaka Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos.... I have to image a dose microwaved at a minute would be a hospital trip
Vamped Posted August 15, 2017 Posted August 15, 2017 Life has many doors, Ed-Boy. Probably depends on personal preference. You can probably just microwave it for a couple seconds and be good to go. The more you know ....
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