Still Me Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Sleipnir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Bad dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 squid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 They got smaller ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Technically a vibrator but relevant. Link wields the Master Sword. NSFW Heterosexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go. When you do post pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 When you do post pics You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 What the security guard from Five Nights at Freddy's plays with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 squid? this looks like a fucking fishing lure HHAHAAHHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 When you do post pics second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 fighting evil buy moonlight, winning love by daylight, always up for some afternoon delight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 squid? the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 fighting evil buy moonlight, winning love by daylight, always up for some afternoon delight.... to be fair that thing was already a dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 squid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up? Maybe he doesn't mind if you are a dude wearing a bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Maybe he doesn't mind if you are a dude wearing a bikini. Well you know that song dude looks like a lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Miscarriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmpressAngel Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 The t-rex one is fucking horrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeNirvash Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 "They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothin'!" - Ted Kennedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Well you know that song dude looks like a lady Cool. I'd tell you to go eat a dick, but I don't want you having too much fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Also gunstar, I thought you were a guy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Also gunstar, I thought you were a guy too. Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Using these toys is how you get a hole that looks like my avatar's eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh? Oh stop that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] drain the swamp....swamp ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] Milo Yiannopolis's dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 The t-rex one is fucking horrifying. Yes! This is the mod Ark Survival Evolved is missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 https://creators-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/d08173861b81c6bfeaa048ec56ca38be.jpg?crop=1xw:0.7561910377358491xh;center,center&resize=1050:*[/img] I would totally use this.... while singing Happy Birthday Mr. President. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Yes! This is the mod Ark Survival Evolved is missing. That looks like a toy a nympho would have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 That looks like a toy a nympho would have That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 It was, of course, a joke, maybe if I were rich.... I am the obsessive type so I could see myself collecting dildos if I had excess funds. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmpressAngel Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 That would probably be why I'm ordering one right now.... although technically I think the male equivalent is Satyr. I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! How do you know about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! Is that actually a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I hope you pay the extra $20 for the cumtube that shoots hot lube inside! How hot are we actually actually talking here lol Like ouch my anus is slightly burnt now I really should have waited for the lub to cool off kinda hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmpressAngel Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Is that actually a thing? How do you know about that? Life has many doors, Ed-Boy. How hot are we actually actually talking here lol Like ouch my anus is slightly burnt now I really should have waited for the lub to cool off kinda hot Probably depends on personal preference. You can probably just microwave it for a couple seconds and be good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos.... you should make that your epitaph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I'm not lucky enough to die in an exciting manner such as that. Also, I'm not dumb enough to put microwaved plastic into my asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I can imagine some very awkward and painful emergency room visits involved with heated cum filled dildos.... I have to image a dose microwaved at a minute would be a hospital trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Life has many doors, Ed-Boy. Probably depends on personal preference. You can probably just microwave it for a couple seconds and be good to go. The more you know .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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