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But seriously, though.... Best Tom:

I know.

@Doom Metal Alchemist What the fuck you all doing up there? ( I'm kidding man: I wouldn't ask you to explain what goes on in Bakersfield.)

The juxtaposition of Trump's facial expression against... Fuggs' facial expression.

Just another reason why yogurt should be avoided at all costs.

It's from an interview on KROQ from way back when the song first came out. Something about him walking into a roommate's room after the roommate had sex and him describing the smell as "sex and candy". It always seemed to be such a lazy description.

Honestly, what ruined it for me was (I think) John's explanation of where that song came from.

Hey Poof.... I brought my trumpet... can I play?

Happy Birthday, dude!

It's how you know they enjoy banning you.

Sawdy didn’t get a picto-warning, though.

Obviously you don't, Goody Goody Two Shoes

I want kittens and puppies.

It's a joke, bro.

But not by 20 years, so we're clear.

Charlie's problem drugs didn't include MJ.

Lol. He's in his mid '50s.

Then you can't be that much older than me. Or, did you mean older than Tsar?

Everything about that idea is shit, and I have all the confidence you could turn it into the greatest comedy of all time.

3 of 4 ain't bad.

Hey..... Nah, couldn't be that easy.

The only way you're getting an NDA requirement is if your buddies are staging a bank robbery with a movie set as a cover.

Clearly not.