scoobdog

*Ding Dong* wHo Is It?

"You have .... one hundred ... messages...." *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You dead yet?" *Beep* "You ....." *CRASH*

Gotta be a shapeshifter.....

Why they hell is he trying to hug people?!

You forgot to mention the "suggested donation" amount. Such an invaluable service should not go without some ... recognition.

Not really, but its always nice to see celebrities reporting from your own neighborhood.

That video was taken less than a mile from a place our family owns.

Happy Birthday!

Vipersipper?

Broooooooooooooo.......

Bro....

It really is.

Oh good. Cleaning walls is such a pain.

Did you laugh so hard you painted the bathroom wall?

That does not sound remotely safe for you. Are they not giving you breaks?

Well... @André Toulon was definitely right about him branching out a bit. He's almost better at being Bucket than Bucket is.

Our area is still technically agricultural even though its been built over completely for at least 40 years. The neighbor behind us has a chicken coop.

Could you explain it for me?

I did once.... then I had a midlife crisis.

It takes a special kind of man to be a janitorial expert.

I can't believe anyone besides Packard is stupid enough to think you and Sawdy are the same.

The world needs a Puerto Rican Spiderman.

I've always felt like he doesn't really commit to his forays outside of the pedo-lecher. This is kind of... random... but he did try it twice.

What did Sawdy do to make you so mean to him?